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Grammar rule!
« on: May 20, 2009, 10:06:49 AM »


an before vowels       - I am an extremely motivated person

a before consonants - I am a highly motivated person

HOWEVER

if the vowel sounds like a consonant then you use the consonants one - I am a unicorn

seee?
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Re: Grammar rule!
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2009, 10:19:29 AM »

I was going to tell you this, but the proxy I'm using doesn't like many types of web coding and I can't use the shoutbox. :(

Yay for an English degree!
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Re: Grammar rule!
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2009, 10:28:26 AM »


I thought you where eloquent for a 24 year old. It all makes sense now!

Not that 24 year olds can't be eloquent, but reading through old posts you have a way with words is all.
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« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2009, 10:35:34 AM »

I thought you where eloquent for a 24 year old. It all makes sense now!

Not that 24 year olds can't be eloquent, but reading through old posts you have a way with words is all.

Well, that's quite a compliment. :)

Thanks!

Are you trying to butter me up? :wink:
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Re: Grammar rule!
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2009, 10:41:25 AM »


Not at all. I'm just this nice!

...nah...I did something bad, they wont let me back into America...I thought you could pull some strings for your new BFF?
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Re: Grammar rule!
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2009, 07:33:08 PM »

It is also technically correct (though antiquated) to drop the leading H in some words and precede it with "an".

Example: Nobody has slapped more asses in locker rooms than Banshee in an hundred years!
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Re: Grammar rule!
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2009, 03:55:16 AM »


huh? was that supposed to be "an undred years!"

Verbally that is what a scouser (person from liverpool) would say actually.
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Re: Grammar rule!
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2009, 07:57:29 AM »

Steve Martin as The Pink Panther:  "I would like to have an amburghherr."

Also "scouser" lol.
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Re: Grammar rule!
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2009, 08:03:02 AM »

Also "scouser" lol.

Why is that funny?
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Re: Grammar rule!
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2009, 08:06:04 AM »

Ask Bobert.
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Re: Grammar rule!
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2009, 08:13:03 AM »

I remember when CyberSniper introduced that term to my life.
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Re: Grammar rule!
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2009, 07:11:17 AM »

Why is that funny?

An old-school member of this and another forum many of us used to frequent lives in Birkenhead.  We figure he's actually a scouser in disguise, but doesn't want to admit that he's actually from Liverpool.
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Re: Grammar rule!
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2009, 07:15:27 AM »



Cheers Demo, we'd call him a passy (pastic) scouser. They look scouse, they sound scouse, but they arn't scouse!
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Re: Grammar rule!
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2009, 07:25:27 AM »


Cheers Demo, we'd call him a passy (pastic) scouser. They look scouse, they sound scouse, but they arn't scouse!

He doesn't look scouse at all.  We just thought it was funny.  :)
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Re: Grammar rule!
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2009, 07:38:24 AM »


lol I didnt mean him, it's just something people from liverpool call people from over the water. It doesnt really make sense if your not from the area though whoops.
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Re: Grammar rule!
« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2009, 10:31:37 PM »

Not from the area, but I think I grok your mouth music.   :mrgreen:
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Re: Grammar rule!
« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2009, 07:45:16 AM »


 :-D that's because you are one cooooOOOLLL dude.
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