Good evening, Mr. Come.
While we welcome your interest in our humble forum, please note that this is the "New Geeks" board. I understand the title may appear somewhat misleading; as we certainly do not intend to exclude Old geeks, or young people who have been geeks for quite some time; no, the intention behind this particular board is to provide Geeks who are New to this FORUM an opportunity to introduce themselves as well as let the current members learn of their arrival and possibly a bit about the New Geek [arrival]. We feel this is a fair and honest attempt to extend greetings and make the New Geek [arrival] feel welcome and the existing members comfortable with the new arrival. Wouldn't you agree, Kevin?
What this forum is not; is a place to post your spam. Yes, it is spam; as we have no idea who you are and currently have no interest nor knowledge of you nor your website. Zine. Mag. Whatever. You will notice (eventually) that the link has been edited. This is to protect our members from malicious intentioned New Geeks; normally indicated by a very brief introduction accompanied by a link.
*ahem*
If you edit the link to it's original destination; you will be banned immediately, and we will make fun of you. If you comprehend this warning in it's entirety, and decide to stay and become a contributing member, or even just a member who only reads; and do not re-edit edits made by moderators; then we welcome you to teh Geekery.