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Computer Programming
« on: August 12, 2009, 04:32:40 PM »

Where do I start?

I read that python is a good idea to start with, thoughts?
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Re: Computer Programming
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2009, 04:49:25 PM »

I started with C++. Dabbled a bit in Java, but now I use regular C, but thats because I am working on embedded micro-controller programing.
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Re: Computer Programming
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2009, 04:57:53 PM »

It doesn't matter.

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Re: Computer Programming
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2009, 07:08:00 PM »

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Re: Computer Programming
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2009, 08:57:33 PM »

It all starts with a little heart and soul.

Java. All the kids are doing it.
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Re: Computer Programming
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2009, 01:46:03 PM »

The only good Java is a dead Java. That doesn't even make sense. But I don't like it anyway, so there you go ;)
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Re: Computer Programming
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2009, 02:39:04 PM »

The only good Java is a dead Java. That doesn't even make sense. But I don't like it anyway, so there you go ;)

What about C#?
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Re: Computer Programming
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2009, 11:37:56 PM »

What about punchcards?
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Re: Computer Programming
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2009, 09:28:22 AM »

I wish I had came up in an age of programing for punch cards.
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Re: Computer Programming
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2009, 03:57:53 PM »

For God's sake, why? Ask any of the people who actually used punch cards to program computers and see if they miss it. You're alive in the middle of the transition of programming from lengthy codes & syntax to English language, so simple even a child can program a computer. I personally can't wait to see what's next.
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Re: Computer Programming
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2009, 04:41:56 PM »

For God's sake, why?

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Re: Computer Programming
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2009, 06:54:12 AM »

For God's sake, why? Ask any of the people who actually used punch cards to program computers and see if they miss it. You're alive in the middle of the transition of programming from lengthy codes & syntax to English language, so simple even a child can program a computer. I personally can't wait to see what's next.

I think a programming language in Latin would be much cooler than one in English.
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Re: Computer Programming
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2009, 10:56:51 AM »

I think you should learn LOLCODE, or in the very least, LOLPython.


EDIT: to f1xx0r stupdid linkz. HURRRRRR.
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Re: Computer Programming
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2009, 12:33:00 PM »

Hate the LOL meme

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Re: Computer Programming
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2009, 12:34:19 PM »

I think you should learn LOLCODE, or in the very least, LOLPython.


EDIT: to f1xx0r stupdid linkz. HURRRRRR.

I'm going to submit these as replacement for Peoplesoft code.
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Re: Computer Programming
« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2009, 01:27:27 PM »

For God's sake, why? Ask any of the people who actually used punch cards to program computers and see if they miss it. You're alive in the middle of the transition of programming from lengthy codes & syntax to English language, so simple even a child can program a computer. I personally can't wait to see what's next.

My sarcasim doesn't come off well in a typed format.
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Re: Computer Programming
« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2009, 01:46:01 PM »

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Re: Computer Programming
« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2009, 03:09:38 PM »

why

I generally do as well on account of I think it lowers your IQ by .25% each time you read one.
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Re: Computer Programming
« Reply #18 on: August 20, 2009, 03:47:48 PM »

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Re: Computer Programming
« Reply #19 on: August 20, 2009, 04:16:06 PM »

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Re: Computer Programming
« Reply #20 on: August 20, 2009, 04:59:37 PM »

But seriously it's not just stupid, it's annoying.  AYBABTU also really pissed me off.

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Re: Computer Programming
« Reply #21 on: August 20, 2009, 05:10:41 PM »

Someone set up you the bomb?
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Re: Computer Programming
« Reply #22 on: August 20, 2009, 07:12:50 PM »


  HA. HA. HA.
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Re: Computer Programming
« Reply #23 on: August 20, 2009, 07:42:28 PM »

My sarcasim doesn't come off well in a typed format.
Oh.

For God's sake, why? :-P
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