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Author Topic: Six-Word Memoir Fun!  (Read 18412 times)

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Re: Six-Word Memoir Fun!
« Reply #25 on: March 29, 2010, 10:46:53 AM »

I think you have his answer
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Re: Six-Word Memoir Fun!
« Reply #26 on: March 29, 2010, 12:30:15 PM »

make a newbie thread or die.

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Re: Six-Word Memoir Fun!
« Reply #27 on: March 29, 2010, 10:19:09 PM »

thank god that he is dead
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Re: Six-Word Memoir Fun!
« Reply #28 on: March 30, 2010, 05:52:16 AM »

He did not die, she did.
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Re: Six-Word Memoir Fun!
« Reply #29 on: March 30, 2010, 08:28:56 AM »

[insert a six-word-long witticism here, please]

Four words: I like this one.
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Re: Six-Word Memoir Fun!
« Reply #30 on: April 01, 2010, 04:19:54 PM »

Should have taken the blue pill.
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Re: Six-Word Memoir Fun!
« Reply #31 on: April 01, 2010, 06:00:34 PM »

I thought that was for him.
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Re: Six-Word Memoir Fun!
« Reply #32 on: April 02, 2010, 12:21:24 PM »

That is what she said, yup.

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Re: Six-Word Memoir Fun!
« Reply #33 on: April 02, 2010, 12:23:48 PM »

Tell your wife I loved another.
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Re: Six-Word Memoir Fun!
« Reply #34 on: April 05, 2010, 05:57:19 PM »

There's not enough cats here anymoar...
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Re: Six-Word Memoir Fun!
« Reply #35 on: April 13, 2010, 10:56:23 AM »

We could have told you that.
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Re: Six-Word Memoir Fun!
« Reply #36 on: April 13, 2010, 04:14:43 PM »

Should have never left the Geekery.

We knew you would be back.
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Re: Six-Word Memoir Fun!
« Reply #37 on: April 13, 2010, 05:41:52 PM »

Found out my e-penis is large.
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Re: Six-Word Memoir Fun!
« Reply #38 on: April 13, 2010, 06:27:01 PM »

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Re: Six-Word Memoir Fun!
« Reply #39 on: April 14, 2010, 07:22:10 PM »

It has been nice knowing you

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Re: Six-Word Memoir Fun!
« Reply #40 on: April 14, 2010, 07:54:30 PM »

That sounds ominous... Are you ok?
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Re: Six-Word Memoir Fun!
« Reply #41 on: April 14, 2010, 10:29:59 PM »

I didn't kill my boss butshereallydeservestobekilled.

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Re: Six-Word Memoir Fun!
« Reply #42 on: April 17, 2010, 11:27:41 PM »

I wish I had a job.
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Re: Six-Word Memoir Fun!
« Reply #43 on: April 17, 2010, 11:40:41 PM »

many drinks a conscience awakening makes
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Re: Six-Word Memoir Fun!
« Reply #44 on: April 18, 2010, 02:54:54 AM »

That's not why most people drink.
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Re: Six-Word Memoir Fun!
« Reply #45 on: April 19, 2010, 11:52:50 AM »

Not enough time in a day.
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Re: Six-Word Memoir Fun!
« Reply #46 on: April 19, 2010, 12:08:33 PM »

Who are you, again? I forget.
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Re: Six-Word Memoir Fun!
« Reply #47 on: April 19, 2010, 05:34:34 PM »

The siren formerly known as ihatecliches.
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Re: Six-Word Memoir Fun!
« Reply #48 on: April 20, 2010, 03:26:46 PM »

Explains

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Re: Six-Word Memoir Fun!
« Reply #49 on: April 21, 2010, 08:26:33 AM »

"Explains" is not a six-word memoir.
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