Topic: BizB's CRACK TEH CASE: Case of the buttered feather (Read 12393 times)

Scheherazade · « **Reply #50 on:** April 20, 2010, 11:38:48 AM »

Are the girls responsible for Samantha being a feather?

Were illicit substances involved in Samantha's turning into a feather?

Did Samantha know she was going to be a feather?

ivan · « **Reply #51 on:** April 20, 2010, 12:09:20 PM »

Is Samantha actually Dan Quayle?

BizB · « **Reply #52 on:** April 20, 2010, 01:13:20 PM »

Are the girls responsible for Samantha being a feather?
Yes

Were illicit substances involved in Samantha's turning into a feather?
No

Did Samantha know she was going to be a feather?
No

Is Samantha actually Dan Quayle?
While I can see how one might reason, "Hey! I went out on a limb and guessed that Samantha was a feather and I was right! Let's try again!" I'm sorry, I have to answer in the negative this time. Samantha is not Dan Quayle.

12AX7 · « **Reply #53 on:** April 20, 2010, 01:19:10 PM »

Is Samantha a Damn Quail?

BizB · « **Reply #54 on:** April 20, 2010, 01:25:17 PM »

Is Samantha a Damn Quail?
Undetermined

ivan · « **Reply #55 on:** April 20, 2010, 02:38:47 PM »

Quote from: BizB on April 20, 2010, 01:13:20 PM

Is Samantha actually Dan Quayle?
While I can see how one might reason, "Hey! I went out on a limb and guessed that Samantha was a feather and I was right! Let's try again!" I'm sorry, I have to answer in the negative this time. Samantha is not Dan Quayle.

I didn't really think that. It was just a cheap Doonesbury reference. From 20 years ago. Also, I knew the feather was Samantha almost from the start, when you told Deta that Samantha is normally human, but not at the moment. I finally pushed the issue so that everyone else would start asking questions that you haven't already answered.

Here are some meta-questions:

Must the final answer include the mechanism by which Samantha was transformed into a feather?

Must the final answer include the reason the girls are touching the feather with exactly 2 fingers?

Must the final answer include the reason why butter was applied to the feather?

ivan · « **Reply #56 on:** April 20, 2010, 03:38:57 PM »

Was it necessary to use butter, as opposed to, say, Shedd's Spread Country Crock?

Does Samantha's father know the girls believe the feather is Samantha?

Was there a practical reason for putting butter on the feather?

If any of the girls let go of the feather, is Samantha doomed to remain in that form?

Are Samantha and her father on good terms?

ivan · « **Reply #57 on:** April 20, 2010, 03:42:20 PM »

Is this all merely an excuse to make some kind of awful pun, like "NOBODY LAYS A FINGER ON MY BUTTERED FEATHER!" or something like that?

BizB · « **Reply #58 on:** April 20, 2010, 03:44:06 PM »

Must the final answer include the mechanism by which Samantha was transformed into a feather?
Yes

Must the final answer include the reason the girls are touching the feather with exactly 2 fingers?
Yes

Must the final answer include the reason why butter was applied to the feather?
No

Was it necessary to use butter, as opposed to, say, Shedd's Spread Country Crock?
Yes -- That is to say it was necessary to use the specific brand of butter that was used. The name of the brand was mentioned in the story, but isn't really important.

Does Samantha's father know the girls believe the feather is Samantha?
No

Was there a practical reason for putting butter on the feather?
Yes

If any of the girls let go of the feather, is Samantha doomed to remain in that form?
No

Are Samantha and her father on good terms?
Yes

Is this all merely an excuse to make some kind of awful pun, like "NOBODY LAYS A FINGER ON MY BUTTERED FEATHER!" or something like that?
No

BizB · « **Reply #59 on:** April 20, 2010, 06:50:59 PM »

Is it "I can't believe it's not butter" butter?
No

BizB · « **Reply #60 on:** April 23, 2010, 11:00:32 AM »

Bonus Hint: It was a sleepover that gathered the girls together on that night.

Wunderkind · « **Reply #61 on:** April 23, 2010, 11:10:33 AM »

Did the girls gather together with the intention of turning Samantha into a feather?

Was her transformation an accident?

BizB · « **Reply #62 on:** April 23, 2010, 12:20:33 PM »

Did the girls gather together with the intention of turning Samantha into a feather?
No

Was her transformation an accident?
Yes

Wunderkind · « **Reply #63 on:** April 23, 2010, 12:26:54 PM »

Do the girls believe touching the feather will somehow reverse the tranformation?

BizB · « **Reply #64 on:** April 23, 2010, 12:34:38 PM »

Do the girls believe touching the feather will somehow reverse the tranformation?
Yes

Wunderkind · « **Reply #65 on:** April 23, 2010, 12:43:46 PM »

Were the girls fooling with a ouiji board when the accidental transformation happened?

BizB · « **Reply #66 on:** April 23, 2010, 12:49:10 PM »

Were the girls fooling with a ouiji board when the accidental transformation happened?
No

ivan · « **Reply #67 on:** April 23, 2010, 01:31:15 PM »

Quote from: bananaskittles on April 23, 2010, 01:14:34 PM

Did they throw some of the butter out the window to see a butter fly?

I think you're on to something here.

BizB · « **Reply #68 on:** April 23, 2010, 02:19:53 PM »

Did they throw some of the butter out the window to see a butter fly?
No

Novice · « **Reply #69 on:** April 23, 2010, 06:24:03 PM »

Is Samantha a feather because of the 'ol "Light as a feather, stiff as a board" sleepover ritual?

Was this performed at any time during the sleepover?

BizB · « **Reply #70 on:** April 23, 2010, 06:38:10 PM »

Is Samantha a feather because of the 'ol "Light as a feather, stiff as a board" sleepover ritual?
Yes

Was this performed at any time during the sleepover?
Yes

Novice · « **Reply #71 on:** April 23, 2010, 06:40:28 PM »

* Novice still can't draw conclusions.

Is the butter the kind that would be used for cooking?

Or is it the kind that might be used as a beauty product or to treat a skin condition?

ivan · « **Reply #72 on:** April 23, 2010, 06:42:01 PM »

My knowledge of sleepover rituals is lacking.

To the tune of totally.

Min · « **Reply #73 on:** April 23, 2010, 08:05:47 PM »

Is the sleepover at Samantha's house?

BizB · « **Reply #74 on:** April 23, 2010, 09:21:37 PM »

Is the butter the kind that would be used for cooking?
Yes

Or is it the kind that might be used as a beauty product or to treat a skin condition?
No

Is the sleepover at Samantha's house?
Yes

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