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Title: Hamsters
Post by: SilverSokan on March 07, 2006, 04:52:40 PM
I have a hamster named Hugo Hurley Hudini Murray. Anyone have hamsters?
Title: Hamsters
Post by: Alli-oop on March 07, 2006, 04:56:42 PM
I had one, Xena...a little teddy bear hamster.  Cute.  She had a hamster condo too, complete with a piece of wood, rocks, and other structures in a large box(she never chewed through the ccorners as I had rocks in them). and my cat never attempted to jump in there.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: pbsaurus on March 07, 2006, 04:58:37 PM
Hamsters, they're not just for breakfast anymore!
Title: Hamsters
Post by: Min on March 07, 2006, 05:07:50 PM
I prefer rats.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: ivan on March 07, 2006, 05:16:58 PM
I prefer women.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: pbsaurus on March 07, 2006, 06:15:17 PM
Quote from: ivan
I prefer women.


Although you must admit, they're better for dessert than for breakfast
Title: Hamsters
Post by: Demosthenes on March 07, 2006, 07:51:26 PM
I like my hamsters like I like my women.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: Demosthenes on March 07, 2006, 07:52:06 PM
Wait.


I don't think I told that one right.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: pbsaurus on March 07, 2006, 07:52:55 PM
In a nice bernaise sauce?
Title: Hamsters
Post by: Alli-oop on March 07, 2006, 07:55:57 PM
Women have longer fingernails though and they get caught in the  back of your throat and you try and do the tongue move too reach back there and get it.  And lets not talk about the hair.  You go to the can the next day and think "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!"
Title: Hamsters
Post by: Demosthenes on March 07, 2006, 07:56:39 PM
So this man walked up to me and he says "Hey buddy!  I haven't had anything to eat in a long time!" so I bit him.


AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Title: Hamsters
Post by: Alli-oop on March 07, 2006, 08:00:27 PM
wouldn't he be biting you then? hmm
Title: Hamsters
Post by: pbsaurus on March 07, 2006, 08:01:03 PM
Hectar!
Title: Hamsters
Post by: hackess on March 07, 2006, 10:31:03 PM
Quote from: Demosthenes
Wait.


I don't think I told that one right.


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Water all over my keyboard. Thanks.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: Demosthenes on March 08, 2006, 12:19:51 PM
Quote from: catwritr
Quote from: Demosthenes
Wait.


I don't think I told that one right.


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Water all over my keyboard. Thanks.


Not my problem.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: ivan on March 08, 2006, 12:21:09 PM
Water? At this hour of the morning?
Title: Hamsters
Post by: pbsaurus on March 08, 2006, 01:00:36 PM
Water, it's not just for breakfast anymore.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: ivan on March 08, 2006, 01:03:41 PM
Water: You're soaking in it.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: pbsaurus on March 08, 2006, 01:04:32 PM
Water, it's good to go.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: ivan on March 08, 2006, 01:06:50 PM
Water: You can lead a horse to it, but you can't make him drink it.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: pbsaurus on March 08, 2006, 02:54:09 PM
Water, can you pinch more than an inch.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: ivan on March 08, 2006, 03:12:17 PM
Water: now with wings!
Title: Hamsters
Post by: pbsaurus on March 08, 2006, 03:35:07 PM
Water, we build excitement!
Title: Hamsters
Post by: ivan on March 08, 2006, 04:20:05 PM
Water: It's the water.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: pbsaurus on March 08, 2006, 04:42:54 PM
Hectar!
Title: Hamsters
Post by: Demosthenes on March 08, 2006, 04:47:17 PM
Water: when it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: pbsaurus on March 08, 2006, 05:00:10 PM
Water, erections lasting longer than three hours require medical attention.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: ivan on March 08, 2006, 05:01:26 PM
Water: It's new, it's beige!
Title: Hamsters
Post by: Demosthenes on March 08, 2006, 05:04:06 PM
Water: it just works.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: Min on March 08, 2006, 05:10:26 PM
Water:  Hey, you never know.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: Demosthenes on March 08, 2006, 05:14:37 PM
Water: Yellow and blue make green!
Title: Hamsters
Post by: ivan on March 08, 2006, 05:23:38 PM
Water: With a name like that, it's gotta be good!
Title: Hamsters
Post by: hackess on March 08, 2006, 05:38:32 PM
Water: When you care enough to send the very best.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: Demosthenes on March 08, 2006, 06:01:14 PM
Water: for a secure, prosperous America.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: pbsaurus on March 08, 2006, 06:06:40 PM
Water, it works!
Title: Hamsters
Post by: ivan on March 08, 2006, 06:12:27 PM
Water: The New Bestiality.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: pbsaurus on March 08, 2006, 06:14:56 PM
Quote from: ivan
Water: The New Bestiality.


Dude, you've said a mouthful there...
Title: Hamsters
Post by: Dark Shade on March 08, 2006, 11:43:47 PM
Water: I'm lovin' it.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: Alli-oop on March 08, 2006, 11:51:11 PM
i laughed today and water came out my nose and down my chin.
(dont do that with grape juice, it hurts)
Title: Hamsters
Post by: Crystalmonkey on March 09, 2006, 12:04:32 AM
Water you waiting for?
Title: Hamsters
Post by: Dark Shade on March 09, 2006, 04:11:22 AM
Water: Water Everywhere But Not A Drop To Drink.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: Scuzzy on March 09, 2006, 09:39:19 AM
(http://www.sloganizer.net/en/style4,Water.png) (http://www.sloganizer.net/en/)
Title: Hamsters
Post by: pbsaurus on March 09, 2006, 02:50:18 PM
Water:  Come on, I dare you to knock it off my shoulder.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: Demosthenes on March 09, 2006, 03:05:14 PM
Water: Think different.




EDIT:

</robert_conrad>

Weird Tingly Feeling?  Who left that tag open?

 :?:
Title: Hamsters
Post by: pbsaurus on March 09, 2006, 03:12:35 PM
Sorry I opened that one.  What was I thinking.

Water:  I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: Demosthenes on March 09, 2006, 03:32:18 PM
Water: We try harder.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: pbsaurus on March 09, 2006, 03:35:25 PM
Silly rabbit, water is for kids.l
Title: Hamsters
Post by: ivan on March 09, 2006, 03:35:51 PM
Water: Have it your way.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: pbsaurus on March 09, 2006, 03:38:25 PM
We do water right.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: ivan on March 09, 2006, 03:43:47 PM
Things go better with Water.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: Demosthenes on March 09, 2006, 03:58:00 PM
Water: Tastes more like regular Dr Pepper
Title: Hamsters
Post by: pbsaurus on March 09, 2006, 04:13:58 PM
Got Water?
Title: Hamsters
Post by: Demosthenes on March 09, 2006, 04:24:10 PM
Water: Better living through chemistry.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: ivan on March 09, 2006, 04:33:09 PM
Water is good food.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: pbsaurus on March 09, 2006, 04:45:10 PM
Water:  Music Television.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: ivan on March 09, 2006, 04:56:30 PM
Water: Keeps going and going and going.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: Demosthenes on March 09, 2006, 05:48:21 PM
Water: WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD
Title: Hamsters
Post by: hackess on March 09, 2006, 09:51:39 PM
Water: It's funny because you don't get it.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: Demosthenes on March 09, 2006, 09:55:40 PM
Water: I see no way to attach this to my penis, thereby I will disregard it.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: hackess on March 09, 2006, 10:01:26 PM
Water: Suitable for all ages!
Title: Hamsters
Post by: Demosthenes on March 09, 2006, 10:03:45 PM
Water: c4n u t3ll m3 hwo 2 h4x0r h0tm41l?
Title: Hamsters
Post by: dcrog on March 09, 2006, 10:04:40 PM
Water: Batteries not included.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: hackess on March 09, 2006, 10:05:34 PM
Water: Me Love You Long Time
Title: Hamsters
Post by: Demosthenes on March 09, 2006, 10:07:38 PM
Water: sucky sucky fie dolla!
Title: Hamsters
Post by: hackess on March 09, 2006, 10:09:43 PM
Water: As long as there are onions on that sucker, I'll shove it in my mouth, no questions asked.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: Demosthenes on March 09, 2006, 10:10:36 PM
Quote from: catwritr
Water: As long as there are onions on that sucker, I'll shove it in my mouth, no questions asked.


Hah!!!

You win.

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Title: Hamsters
Post by: TheJudge on March 10, 2006, 07:55:12 AM
Water: Just say no. Then go. And tell.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: pbsaurus on March 10, 2006, 05:41:27 PM
Water:  Just put onions on that sucker and it's going into my mouth.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: hackess on March 10, 2006, 06:38:23 PM
Quote from: pbsaurus
Water:  Just put onions on that sucker and it's going into my mouth.


Deja vu...

Quote from: catwritr, three posts up...
Water: As long as there are onions on that sucker, I'll shove it in my mouth, no questions asked.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: pbsaurus on March 10, 2006, 06:47:25 PM
I guess I should pay attention more.

Water:  The King of Beers
Title: Hamsters
Post by: Demosthenes on March 11, 2006, 10:55:09 AM
Water: dogs don't know it's not bacon!
Title: Hamsters
Post by: Scuzzy on March 11, 2006, 02:53:47 PM
Water: My anti-drug
Title: Hamsters
Post by: SilverSokan on March 11, 2006, 11:08:12 PM
Quote from: Demosthenes
So this man walked up to me and he says "Hey buddy!  I haven't had anything to eat in a long time!" so I bit him.


AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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That's Brak. From Space Ghost.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: Demosthenes on March 12, 2006, 12:53:47 AM
Your grasp of the obvious is astonishing.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: ivan on March 13, 2006, 02:32:47 PM
Water: Its grasp of the astonishing is obvious.
Title: Hamsters
Post by: pbsaurus on March 13, 2006, 04:36:41 PM
Water:  15 minutes could save you 15%
Title: Hamsters
Post by: Crystalmonkey on March 14, 2006, 12:12:20 AM
Water: binary compound that occurs at room temperature as a clear colorless odorless tasteless liquid; freezes into ice below 0 degrees centigrade and boils above 100 degrees centigrade; widely used as a solvent
Title: Hamsters
Post by: pbsaurus on March 14, 2006, 01:51:12 PM
DHMO:  A major component of acid rain.