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Main Forums => Anarchy => Topic started by: SilverSokan on March 07, 2006, 04:52:40 PM
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I have a hamster named Hugo Hurley Hudini Murray. Anyone have hamsters?
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I had one, Xena...a little teddy bear hamster. Cute. She had a hamster condo too, complete with a piece of wood, rocks, and other structures in a large box(she never chewed through the ccorners as I had rocks in them). and my cat never attempted to jump in there.
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Hamsters, they're not just for breakfast anymore!
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I prefer rats.
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I prefer women.
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I prefer women.
Although you must admit, they're better for dessert than for breakfast
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I like my hamsters like I like my women.
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Wait.
I don't think I told that one right.
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In a nice bernaise sauce?
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Women have longer fingernails though and they get caught in the back of your throat and you try and do the tongue move too reach back there and get it. And lets not talk about the hair. You go to the can the next day and think "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!"
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So this man walked up to me and he says "Hey buddy! I haven't had anything to eat in a long time!" so I bit him.
AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(http://www.guildhaven.org/images/smilies/rotf.gif)
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wouldn't he be biting you then? hmm
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Hectar!
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Wait.
I don't think I told that one right.
(http://www.catwritr.com/smilies/spit.gif)
Water all over my keyboard. Thanks.
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Wait.
I don't think I told that one right.
(http://www.catwritr.com/smilies/spit.gif)
Water all over my keyboard. Thanks.
Not my problem.
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Water? At this hour of the morning?
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Water, it's not just for breakfast anymore.
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Water: You're soaking in it.
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Water, it's good to go.
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Water: You can lead a horse to it, but you can't make him drink it.
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Water, can you pinch more than an inch.
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Water: now with wings!
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Water, we build excitement!
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Water: It's the water.
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Hectar!
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Water: when it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
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Water, erections lasting longer than three hours require medical attention.
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Water: It's new, it's beige!
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Water: it just works.
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Water: Hey, you never know.
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Water: Yellow and blue make green!
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Water: With a name like that, it's gotta be good!
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Water: When you care enough to send the very best.
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Water: for a secure, prosperous America.
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Water, it works!
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Water: The New Bestiality.
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Water: The New Bestiality.
Dude, you've said a mouthful there...
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Water: I'm lovin' it.
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i laughed today and water came out my nose and down my chin.
(dont do that with grape juice, it hurts)
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Water you waiting for?
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Water: Water Everywhere But Not A Drop To Drink.
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(http://www.sloganizer.net/en/style4,Water.png) (http://www.sloganizer.net/en/)
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Water: Come on, I dare you to knock it off my shoulder.
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Water: Think different.
EDIT:
</robert_conrad>
Weird Tingly Feeling? Who left that tag open?
:?:
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Sorry I opened that one. What was I thinking.
Water: I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
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Water: We try harder.
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Silly rabbit, water is for kids.l
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Water: Have it your way.
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We do water right.
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Things go better with Water.
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Water: Tastes more like regular Dr Pepper
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Got Water?
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Water: Better living through chemistry.
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Water is good food.
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Water: Music Television.
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Water: Keeps going and going and going.
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Water: WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD
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Water: It's funny because you don't get it.
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Water: I see no way to attach this to my penis, thereby I will disregard it.
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Water: Suitable for all ages!
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Water: c4n u t3ll m3 hwo 2 h4x0r h0tm41l?
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Water: Batteries not included.
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Water: Me Love You Long Time
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Water: sucky sucky fie dolla!
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Water: As long as there are onions on that sucker, I'll shove it in my mouth, no questions asked.
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Water: As long as there are onions on that sucker, I'll shove it in my mouth, no questions asked.
Hah!!!
You win.
(http://www.guildhaven.org/images/smilies/notworthy.gif)
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Water: Just say no. Then go. And tell.
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Water: Just put onions on that sucker and it's going into my mouth.
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Water: Just put onions on that sucker and it's going into my mouth.
Deja vu...
Water: As long as there are onions on that sucker, I'll shove it in my mouth, no questions asked.
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I guess I should pay attention more.
Water: The King of Beers
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Water: dogs don't know it's not bacon!
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Water: My anti-drug
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So this man walked up to me and he says "Hey buddy! I haven't had anything to eat in a long time!" so I bit him.
AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(http://www.guildhaven.org/images/smilies/rotf.gif)
That's Brak. From Space Ghost.
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Your grasp of the obvious is astonishing.
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Water: Its grasp of the astonishing is obvious.
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Water: 15 minutes could save you 15%
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Water: binary compound that occurs at room temperature as a clear colorless odorless tasteless liquid; freezes into ice below 0 degrees centigrade and boils above 100 degrees centigrade; widely used as a solvent
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DHMO: A major component of acid rain.