Chicks who say "sandwooch" make me fucking HOT!!!
Oh, and the actor formerly known as The Guy Who Plays Chef. He pisses me off.
"irregardless".
I actually used to use 'irregardless' quite frequently in normal conversation, all the while believing it was a word, not a double negative. Some part of me still clings onto the notion that it's acceptable.
Irregardless of that fact, I've changed. I don't use no double negatives no more. Now I'm prolly off to have a sandwoosh.
Main Entry: ir·re·gard·less
Pronunciation: "ir-i-'gärd-l&s
Function: adverb
Etymology: probably blend of irrespective and regardless
nonstandard : REGARDLESS
usage Irregardless originated in dialectal American speech in the early 20th century. Its fairly widespread use in speech called it to the attention of usage commentators as early as 1927. The most frequently repeated remark about it is that "there is no such word." There is such a word, however. It is still used primarily in speech, although it can be found from time to time in edited prose. Its reputation has not risen over the years, and it is still a long way from general acceptance. Use regardless instead.
Stuff that reminds me of this for some reason:
Art teachers who don't think black and white are colours.
Quote from: spazmo_hobnobArt teachers who don't think black and white are colours.
they aren't.... they're tones.
Being corrected.
Hispanics
:roll:
Apologies. I thought you were more intelligent...
TD - the feeling is mutual.
:roll:
Apologies. I thought you were more intelligent...
TD - the feeling is mutual.
We don't know you well enough to read your mind, Bud. Just your words.
Ivan, I can't help it.
Quote from: DettaIvan, I can't help it.
Yeah I'm picturing him in a polka dot speedo too! And with a potatoe in the speedo.
Do you think we should tell him the potatoe needs to go in the front? :shock:
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sammich
'Sammich.' You're not four goddamn years old, it's not cute, stop saying this.
My pet peeve is...Myspace (http://www.myspaceisgay.com)
Not really a minor thing, but racists really piss me off. I live in Phoenix, and there's big hubbub right now with immigration reform and corresponding protests. The racist fucks are just coming out of the woodwork and spewing their illogical, vitriolic crap all over the place.
How are we Libertarians going to maintain the image of being racist, money-grubbing selfists if you keep spouting off stuff like that!
No no. Don't judge my countrymen by MY actions! That could start a riot.
Quote from: DemosthenesHow are we Libertarians going to maintain the image of being racist, money-grubbing selfists if you keep spouting off stuff like that!
Interestingly enough, my class (The Moral and Social Problems one) was having a discussion on something or other, I forget the topic, but Libertarians and Socialists and all kinds of other fun stuff was discussed. Interesting stuff.
Oh, I hate people who see the world in black and white.
Quote from: VespertineNot really a minor thing, but racists really piss me off. I live in Phoenix, and there's big hubbub right now with immigration reform and corresponding protests. The racist fucks are just coming out of the woodwork and spewing their illogical, vitriolic crap all over the place.
Sheesh, V!
How are we Libertarians going to maintain the image of being racist, money-grubbing selfists if you keep spouting off stuff like that!
Keep this shit up and people might start to distinguish us from Republicans. :roll:
If I give you options, I'm giving you the ability to provide input in the decision. Don't tell me, "Meh, I don't care" and then get pissed off because it's not what you wanted.
Hispanics
I hope you used direct pressure.
Quote from: pbsaurusI hope you used direct pressure.
Like a knife?
my half-siblings.
well, three of them, at least.
It's not like we can slap their face with a spatula!?
It's not like we can slap their face with a spatula!?
No, that's my schtick.
Minor things, ivan, minor things!I CAN'T GET MY IGNORE LIST TO WORK!
Ivan's use of the marquee function. :x
BTW, the ignore list only applies to PMs at the moment, not actual posts.
Another couple of minor things that piss me off:
- People in (other) forums who are unable to read a post through and comprehend it before replying.
- Admins in (other) forums who tell me off for getting angry at people in (other) forums who are unable to read a post through and comprehend it before replying.
Is that a similar situation to, "Alright so 'my friend' was wondering..."Judge for yourself:
no helmets?? isnt that ilegal(not as in law-breaking)"which was another in his series of inane and generally useless posts. I responded to The Tool,
No helmets in Babe Ruth's time. You should feel free to read a post and comprehend it before knee-jerk replying...and got bitched out by one of the admins.
You were on the side of right, OB.*OB draws his Flaming Sword of Dumbass-Slaying +3 and strikes a heroic pose.*
Seriously. If that's considered flaming on that Other Board, they'd never survive here.I know. You guys are having an effect on me... :P
You were on the side of right, OB.for once ivan and I agree on something. Maybe we can get along after all.
lolYou were on the side of right, OB.for once ivan and I agree on something. Maybe we can get along after all.
Nobody uses $10 bills anymore because they're all being used to wallpaper my house.
Expensive wallpaper but soooooooooooo good looking.
Detta, congrats you recieve your badass credentials for your defense of wallpaper lol
Detta, congrats you recieve your badass credentials for your defense of wallpaper lol
Kid, she received her badass credentials long ago and it has nothing to do with wallpaper.
Agree with the Pasadena Freeway rant. Screw that horrible, horrible freeway. :x
State laws must be different here. On a limited access road, freeway/interstate, you are more of less allowed 14 mph over before there are any points added to your license. In other words it is payable up to that point and nothing is reported to the insurance company.
Personally I usually run about nine or ten over the speed limit on roads like this and have never been pulled over for going that speed. Unless they are new or an eager beaver the police usually want to cause you as much grief as they can if they are going to bother pulling you over. :-D
Personally I love the ones who stop to wait for an opening. :roll:
Personally I love the ones who stop to wait for an opening. :roll:
So you've been to Oklahoma too, eh?
Personally I love the ones who stop to wait for an opening. :roll:
So you've been to Oklahoma too, eh?
So you've been to Hawaii too, eh?
I live in an agricultural area, and if you don't like it when someone who is going thirty-five mph, then you'd be really pissed when a friggin tractor merges in front of you (or at most three cars ahead of you, this happened almost every day on my way to school last fall.
Yes I understand that, but there are other roads that go to the same place that this tractor exits on that hardly anyone uses, so I also found the driver in question inconsiderate.
What kind of tractor do you drive?
You mean, "I think Linux is just as ready for the desktop, just like I think a 12-year-old girl is old enough to engage in anal sex" right?
You mean, "I think Linux is just as ready for the desktop, just like I think a 12-year-old girl is old enough to engage in anal sex" right?
Am I still somehow without negative karma?Just for you Lacerda... I smite thee!
*smites Lacerda*
How's that feel?
I'm not sure which part of that qualifies as a play on words, Chris.
5. When stupid people think they're intelligent.
6. Closed mindedness.
5. When stupid people think they're intelligent.
6. Closed mindedness.
Isn't thinking someone is stupid a bit closed minded?
Depends on the situation. If someone types worse with their fingers than I can with my nose and makes irrelevant points consistently and uses that as the basis for their claims then I think it's relatively safe to say they aren't too bright.
5. When stupid people think they're intelligent.
6. Closed mindedness.
Isn't thinking someone is stupid a bit closed minded?
Depends on the situation. If someone types worse with their fingers than I can with my nose and makes irrelevant points consistently and uses that as the basis for their claims then I think it's relatively safe to say they aren't too bright.
5. When stupid people think they're intelligent.
6. Closed mindedness.
Isn't thinking someone is stupid a bit closed minded?
Depends on the situation. If someone types worse with their fingers than I can with my nose and makes irrelevant points consistently and uses that as the basis for their claims then I think it's relatively safe to say they aren't too bright.
Are you calling Stephen Hawking not too bright ?
I don't know if someone already said this but i hate it when people have gigantic signerture pics/banners.
Sore feet piss me off!
So does walking!
And sitting!
And typing!
And breathin...
what you mean!
OOOH OOOH!
people who use umbrellas in the snow
jesus christ
By the way, can we have an IP check on these two? I know there's a lot of conformity in old Blighty, but these two are practically twins.I was going to take actions, but their posts just rocks! I'm just so thrilled to be in the presence of these two true geeks I just couldn't go through with the spatula smack down.
Yeah, I don't really get what's going on. The IP's are different but it seems like the same person.Different IPs but same location my dear.
Yeah, I don't really get what's going on. The IP's are different but it seems like the same person.Different IPs but same location my dear.
Did anyone else read this and hear Mr. Slave reading it?
:? south park?
Detta;You changed jobs again? :-)
-dink, I work in advertising as well and ... ... you appear to be in the biz.
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:-o We can do which?
fucking
assholes
shit
We can do that here, children.
:-o We can do which?
Note taken.
Shit this fucking small is highly annoying; especially only to be spam for an asshole.
On the subject of commercials, I feel that whoever came up with the slogan, "It's not delivery, it's Digiorno!" should be shot. In the face. With an uzi.
Is it bad that I sincerely had to hold back the the urge to stick my foot out of my cubicle as they were running by? -__-
babies
Oh, well now that's a completely different ballgame. Poking children is much more satisfying by far in person vs Facebook.
Nah, some people just don't care for children—I'm one of them! For example I was at a picnic near the war museum and these kids were running around yelling so I opened fire at them with a cannon. It's like "shut up kids, this is a picnic, not an office"
Once they re-legalize domestic violence, this should be made illegal.
Also hate downloading .pdfs to fill out and mail in.
Also, what the hell is up with Dr. Pepper's new campaign, "It's not for women." Are they trying to loose half of their customer base?
Also, what the hell is up with Dr. Pepper's new campaign, "It's not for women." Are they trying to loose half of their customer base?
I still quote my best friends anytime anyone brings up the subject of advertisements.
"If you talked to people the way adverts talk to people, you'd get punched in the face."
Also, what the hell is up with Dr. Pepper's new campaign, "It's not for women." Are they trying to loose half of their customer base?
. . . it makes you smart enough to do your job . . .
But it sure as hell makes you entitled!
Having a degree does not make you intelligent...
I have two degrees. Where's my cake?
I work tech support, and apparently everyone knows EVERYTHING even before they call.
I would hope that you were intelligent. You made it to the Internet all by yourself this morning right?
So called "lyric sites". Has anyone tried to search for lyrics lately?
Don't bother. The internet fucked that up too.