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Main Forums => Anarchy => Topic started by: Chris on February 09, 2007, 06:01:59 PM
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This month we're going to go with a very simple contest - something that everyone can participate in (With the exception of blind people, and people without computers). This month's contest is going to be based on who can come up with the best (and most original) caption for the following image:
(http://www.gotthegeek.com/images/caption_contest_feb07.jpg)
There are some obvious captions for this picture that I am sure we can all come up with on a moment's notice. The key here is to be original, and witty. Contestants may enter as many submissions as they would like - there is no limit. After a period of two weeks the moderators will each nominate one caption that they think is the best, and those selected captions will go on to the final round in which a poll will be created and voting will be open to the rest of the members.
Here is a picture of the item up for grabs:
(http://www.gotthegeek.com/images/contest/feb07/cdrom.jpg)
If anyone has any questions, please contact me via PM this way the thread can be kept free of any clutter, as there is the possibility for numerous legitimate replies.
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Secretary Rice approximates the size of a "Small WMD" - should they find any in Iraq.
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Would you believe that she missed it by 'That much'?
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Little houses on the hillside. Little houses made of ticky tacky. And, they all look just the same.
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You were THIS close to getting elected!
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No no George...they're just a little bit more to the left on the map...the horn shaped one.
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There's just this one little snag in North Korea...
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Don't worry.... I'm only CRUSHING YOUR HEAD! CRUSH! CRUSH! CRUSH!
EDIT:
Sorry, don't consider this as an entry. I just couldn't resist.
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caption != dialog
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Like wizard's sleeve!
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Close George, but that one's called an 'N'...keep trying, you're ALMOST there!
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"MORE troops, Condi?? Just how many more do you need?"
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The he said "Nucular" again, and I was this close to ripping his head off.
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Look at me! This is my impression of Oprah crushing the world!
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Yes Sentator, I did tell George we couldn't use this gesture to refer to economies of scale.
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Secretary Rice sings along with President Bush... "C is for cookie; that's good enough for me. C is for.."
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This far from kicking your ass Reid, this far.
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"Senator, may I remind you that the President only knows about this much of what's going on in the world, ever."
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"Just because my penor is THIS big doesn't give you the right...."
"And THIS is what a pair of tweezers looks like."
"THIS much of the internet isn't porn."
"George said he only lost the first election by THIS much and I just cracked up."
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"The DVD writer that Chris will send you is about this high, Yes that is a standard !"
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Repeat after me, ssssssshit. With a longer S sound.
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"I once caught a fish this big"
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Who ever left the stoobie faucet running over at the geekery will be crushed!
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"This one time at band camp..."
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"That's a total sandbag Mr DM and you know it! An object this big can't weight more than 5 pounds so Mage Hand should have worked!"
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"Don't be mistaken by my analogy Senator, Terrorists are the ghosts and this administration is Pacman."
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HN II: This is how we make the number two sign in da hood, yo.
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The chance of HN ever rising again? ...very small, Senator...
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I'm this close to registering Hackernetwork.biz.
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"Hop in? No George, people simply cannot travel in a plane THAT small..."
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Secretary Rice testifies before Congress about the chances that the White House will be forthcoming with information. Any information. About anything. At all. Ever.
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A bottle of Anthrax is this small. It's not our fault we haven't been able to find them.
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Dr. Rice describes the sweeping changes she intends to make should she become the next NFL Commissioner, the most controversial being the switch to a 2-inch football.
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But my husband swore to me this is eight inches.
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"... "Jesus", pocket-size, ...'bout this big. I just had it a minute ago.."
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SHUT THE FUCK UP
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"Chinese, Senator. The fetish is Chinese, and it's cunnilingus rice."
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"Yes Mr. President, that is correct. One sprinkle of this magic intelligence dust will raise your IQ by at least 20 points."
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"I am so pissed off! With a gesture like this, you'd think people would have came up with a small penis line by now!"
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"Senator, with a penis this small, I'm not really much of a man."
Happy? :-P
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lol, and that's a good one too!
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I'm only this much darker than Colin Powell.
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"I am so pissed off! With a gesture like this, you'd think people would have came up with a small penis line by now!"
"There is a margin of error about THIS much that Teh Judgie missed the post way back on, like, the second page of the thread where a penis joke was made. Word."
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Good entires so far, guys.
Just as a reminder, there's one week remaining for your chance to win the LG CD RW/DVD ROM drive. Keep them coming!
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But my husband swore to me this is eight inches.
I guess you two didn't get this as a small penis joke.
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"nr = {(X(IO) ^ fsp/(np*fov)) / (1/yp) + (M&M*NWA^1/ELO)} / 3
Substituting in the values in part b), we get
nr = {252 / 2} / 3 = About this much"
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I guess you two didn't get this as a small penis joke.
I think some of the people here were just confused by that entry considering that Dr. Rice has never been married.
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"With Tweek's submissions, he's got about this much of a chance of winning that drive."
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I think some of the people here were just confused by that entry considering that Dr. Rice has never been married.
Shows how much I know about her. :-D
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"CRIPS in da house BITCH WHAT?!"
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Picture taken in response to this PSA:
"How much do YOU care about kids?"
"As you can clearly see, there is no spoon."
"And THIS wouldn't be a problem if you just installed Slackware on those robots!"
"Shit! I was THIS close to getting George scared of Litebrites."
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"No, realy. He was this big, green all over... wanted me to... 'stroke his clover.' ...Is Ireland even a member of the UN?"
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Isn't she single?
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"That's right, I was sitting THIS close to John Edwards at SuperCuts..."
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caption != dialog
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/me <3 Vespertine
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/me <3 Vespertine a lot more than that
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Secretary Rice demonstrates the approximate volume of entries in the Caption Contest after all the dialog entries are thrown out.
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(http://www.musichouse.biz/desktop/images/VLove.gif)
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When asked how much patience she has left with the pundits and beltline cronies, Secretary of State Rice replied, "About this much."
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And here we see how close Secretary Rice is to attacking the president if he calls her "Condi" one more time.
Secretary Rice, while attempt to force choke a senator.
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Only a few hours left, guys.
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When asked why she was so angry, Rice responded, "The lining of my uterus is THIS thick!"
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Secretary Rice announced today that only a "very, very small... Tiny... We're talking a min-is-cule amount of time" is left in the caption contest.
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After viewing the first post of MarcusAuerelius, the secretary was heard to say "MarcusAuerelius, you have this long to go introduce yourself in the new geeks on the block section".
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Shade figures prove to be an excellent method in keeping Bush focussed.
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That's it guys. Thanks to all of you that submitted captions.
The moderators and I will review the topic and each select one caption that we thought was the best and then create a poll for you guys to decide who had the best caption.
The winner of the polll gets the booty.
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Heh. You said "booty". :lol: