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Main Forums => New Geeks on the Block => Topic started by: CatScratchFevah on July 24, 2010, 11:05:54 PM
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Hi there,
I haven't been on a forum in YEARS (PW...anyone heard of it?) but I decided it was time to return. Everyone on here seems pretty damn hilarious so far, so I'm excited. I'm a nerd in the "Let's talk about books and politics for the next 6 hours cause that's what we do when we hang out" kind of sense...meaning, I've NEVER been cool. And that's totally awesome for me.
Squee!
Cat
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Hey! You look familiar... Anyhoo, I suppose it's a little odd for me to make my first post here so I guess I'll go make my own intro thread. 'Ello to you too and maybe I'll see you around. Toodles!
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An incursion?
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...meaning, I've NEVER been cool. And that's totally awesome for me.
Why would you want to be? "coolness" is overrated. :wink:
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An incursion?
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shit.
They're on to us. O_O
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Ya know, no matter how hard you try, you can't recreate forums past.
We tried it here.
And were subsumed.
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Ya know, no matter how hard you try, you can't recreate forums past.
Not trying to recreate the magic...just looking for old pals. :D
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Nothing wrong with that.
And if you are open to it, you may find some new magic here.
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Nothing wrong with that.
And if you are open to it, you may find some new magic here.
bow chicka wow wow.
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Is that Urdu?
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Yes.
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Excellent.
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*stupid alert* what be "Urdu"?
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Is that Urdu?
oh man, that brings back memories...
and, it's one of the official languages of Pakistan, and spoken in other areas around there too.
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Ah. Thank you. That joke is now funny.
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Is that Urdu?
No way, that's Tuckers catch phrase!
Anyone here seen Red vs Blue?
More like who HASNT!
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I haven't. I'm the cool guy around here.
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Nothing wrong with that.
And if you are open to it, you may find some new magic here.
as you wish (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sXLkKflnis)
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:oops:
I had a crush on her back then. For a little while.
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Oh yeah. Pre-internet days. No pr0n. Had to settle for Solid Gold and VHS tapes of Xanadu.
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And mere imagination.
I just knew that *I* was the one that she wants ...oo oo ooooo.
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This may be hard to believe, but there were these things called "dirty magazines".
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I used to find parts of those on the roadside (before the whole No Littering!! campaign). Kinda faded out and waterlogged then dried; but...wow. Awesome stuff there.
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In the Before Time, young men treasured these relics. So great was their value, they were kept hidden under mattresses or in dark secret corners of the attic, and only admired by candlelight in the dead of night, or when mom and dad were at a jacuzzi party next door.
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Problem is, sometimes you'd find, faded, waterlogged and dried, playgirl magazine. Not that there's anything wrong with that...
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One would go through the newspaper recycling dumpsters, usually to no avail. But this one time I found a whole bag of old Playboys, Penthouse, and Hustlers. I had to hide it in the bushes of our home and wait until the coast was clear to sneak them up into my room. And then my damn little brother told on me. I really should have killed him.
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Wait a minute. You people had to use.....print? Time existed before MobileBoner?
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Am I the only one who had to settle for the Sear and JCPenny catalogues? And If I got REALLY lucky, a Victoria Secrets catalogue.
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Oh I settled for those when the good stuff wasn't available. Even Time magazine entertainment section or Maidenform adds from women's magazines. When worse came to worst and I was extremely desperate I'd have to use my mom's Lane Bryant catalogue.
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I'm pretty sure we looked at dirty magazines as kids before looking through internet porn, maybe it's cause we started out young...
damn we're deprived. Sure glad we grew up in this technology age where you and I can Jack and Jill off to sweet HD video. I love redtube in 1080p, I can see the sheer looseness of that hundred time used pussy.
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It's just not as special when you dont have to work for it.
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damn we're deprived. Sure glad we grew up in this technology age where you and I can Jack and Jill off to sweet HD video. I love redtube in 1080p, I can see the sheer looseness of that hundred time used Thing that scares Tacdeho.
And here's the fallacy...the idea that a woman with many partners is somehow 'loose' is wrong. A vag is a muscle, and therefore is stronger and tighter the more it's used.
Also, no one actually uses the phrase 'jill off'.
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Because they're / we're the ones coming up with the descriptions.
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It's the only rational plan at this point. :-)
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And here's the fallacy...the idea that a woman with many partners is somehow 'loose' is wrong. A vag is a muscle, and therefore is stronger and tighter the more it's used.
Why is it that when a man has many partners they're seen as this big player and it's a mostly positive thing, but when a woman sleeps around she's a whore with a loose Thing that made Tacdeno switch sides?
Of course Vesp is right. The more you do it, the more exercised and toned it gets. Everything improves with practice.
The muscle stretches out not from use, but from having to accomodate large items. Like babies. And even after that it can be toned up again.
Everyone knows that. Tacdeho is just a trolling misogynist.
Should I add "vag" to the filter?
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Will that make it go away?
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Of course Vesp is right. The more you do it, the more exercised and toned it gets. Everything improves with practice.
The muscle stretches out not from use, but from having to accomodate large items. Like babies. And even after that it can be toned up again.
Everyone knows that. Tacdeho is just a trolling misogynist.
Should I add "vag" to the filter?
What exactly are you planning to replace 'vag' with in the filter?
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"Happy place"?
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Sounds about right.
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I skipped to 'net porn. my family is full of saints.
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Everyone knows that. Tacdeho is just a trolling misogynist.
Troll? Maybe. Only when its worth it though, no Rickrolls for me. I'm talking major trolling on Epic Preportions. I had to stop for a bit, or consequences would never be the same.
Misogynist? Are you kidding? I actually chuckled hard at that. I'm so FOR empowering women and taking down the misogynic steriotypes, its almost a denouncment of my manliness.
However, I make up for it in sheer manliness. How you ask? Simple. I'm fucking awesome. Anyone here watch "Chuck"? Yeah, Ellies husband is modeled after me.
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Misogynist? Are you kidding? I actually chuckled hard at that. I'm so FOR empowering women and taking down the misogynic steriotypes, its almost a denouncment of my manliness.
So you take back that thing you said about deflated party balloons?
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So you take back that thing you said about deflated party balloons?
I went to high school with ALOT of sluts, man, I have a horrible disrespect for my generation, and a majority of the girls in said generation. Its hard not to steriotype.
However, I suppose I do. I dont really concern myself with vaginal matters, so I wont claim to be an expert.
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Sluts are everywhere. You're just sad that they won't touch your weiner, if you didn't you wouldn't carry such hate towards all women. Thanks for putting us all in the same category.
I mean the generation of people around me, not all around in general.
And to be honest; i'd go my entire life without getting laid, fine by me. After the sheer amount of drama that i've seen other people causing because someone would rather betray a friends feelings than wait to find someone thats actually worth it for; I'll take what little pride I have left and i'll be okay.
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I went to high school with ALOT of sluts, man, I have a horrible disrespect for my generation, and a majority of the girls in said generation. Its hard not to steriotype.
However, I suppose I do. I dont really concern myself with Thing that made Tacdeho switch sidesl matters, so I wont claim to be an expert.
That's pretty lukewarm back-peddling for someone who is "so FOR empowering women and taking down the misogynic steriotypes, its almost a denouncment of my manliness."
In fact, it's not really even back-peddling -- you just swapped one misogynistic stereotype for another.
So either you're a liar or you're even stupider than I thought.
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I can see my initial opinion was probably right. I don't think I'll be sticking around to read any more threads that deteriorate into drivel as this one has. Thank you to the few of you who welcomed me, but good bye. CatScratchFevah -- judiciously backing out of the room.
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Might happen.
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I can see my initial opinion was probably right. I don't think I'll be sticking around to read any more threads that deteriorate into drivel as this one has. Thank you to the few of you who welcomed me, but good bye. CatScratchFevah -- judiciously backing out of the room.
I was wondering when this would show up here.
Also, Tac, you seem to flip flip more than Bush and Kerry accused each other of doing.
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Sounds like he had a heart-on for someone who got some hard-on from someone else.