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Anarchy / What are you wearing?
« on: September 02, 2004, 08:42:26 AM »
Right now: At work, so it's a dark green silk shirt, Dockers khakis, black s0xx0rz, brown leather shoes, blue b0xx0rz, my watch, my wedding band.
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Anarchy / What are you wearing?« on: September 02, 2004, 08:42:26 AM »
Right now: At work, so it's a dark green silk shirt, Dockers khakis, black s0xx0rz, brown leather shoes, blue b0xx0rz, my watch, my wedding band.
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Anarchy / End user dumbness« on: August 30, 2004, 08:17:03 AM »
Stupid user of the day hit me right away as soon as I got in this morning. This user is one of our customer service people who is attempting to help one of our customers with a procedural problem and needed to remotely access their live system so that she could verify some settings on their end.
Her: I need help getting connected remotely to ABC Company through pcAnywhere. Me: Sure, no problem. What's happening when you try to connect? Her: I just get a blank screen. I was wondering if you could try it up there and see if you get in or if you get the same thing. Me: Sure. What's the IP address? Her: <ip address>. Me: (creates pcAnywhere connection for that IP address, tries connecting) Me: Me: Me: Nope, it timed out for me. Are you sure that's the correct IP? Her: That's the one he gave me. Me: Could be their firewall is blocking us, too. Her: Well I at least got to a blank screen when I tried it. You aren't getting that? Me: Nope. I don't even get that far. I get "timeout looking for connection". Her: There must be some settings on your end that are wrong then. Me: (opens up command shell, tries pinging IP address) No, I can't even ping that IP. Her: Well I can. I just get a blank screen. Me: No, not in pcAnywhere. I mean in a command shell. When I try to ping that IP address it times out. So like I said, they either gave you the wrong IP, or they're blocking us out via their firewall. Her: Well it doesn't time out for me. Me: It should. That IP address doesn't exist. Her: Fine. I'll go ask Steve for help then. Me: You do that. 129
Anarchy / Slowwave.com« on: August 26, 2004, 04:05:24 PM »
I ran across this on accident while I was doing a GIS.
Make sure you look through the archives... this stuff is pretty hilarious. http://www.slowwave.com/ 130
Anarchy / What the hell?« on: August 19, 2004, 03:35:59 PM »
http://www.grizzlyadams.tv/
Uh... wasn't Grizzly Adams that show with Dan Haggarty playing some goofy treehugger that had a buddy played by the guy that played Uncle Jesse from "The Dukes Of Hazzard"? Weird Tingly Feeling does "Grizzly Adams" have to do with what are apparently a bunch of fringe religious wackos? Just thought I'd think out loud a minute there. 131
Anarchy / Photoshop contest: My stupid ISP's banner ads« on: August 18, 2004, 03:36:50 PM »
So my ISP informed me that it's their policy to banner paying customers' webpages.
I figured I'd make some banner ads of my own. Then I thought, "hey... who else is really good at coming up with smartass things like this?" Here I am. Animated GIFs are preferred, if you're capable of it. I've got a few ideas of my own that I'll post once I finish them, but I want to see what the rest of you come up with first. Here's the original: Have at it. 132
Hardware, Software, and Other Imperialist Crap / Need to reset the administrator password on XP or 2000?« on: August 18, 2004, 09:21:07 AM »
I found a great way, right here:
http://home.eunet.no/~pnordahl/ntpasswd/bootdisk.html We had a bunch of workstations that needed to rejoin our domain yesterday (after our domain controller refused to recognize them anymore for some stupid reason), but two of those workstations apparently had administrator passwords that NOBODY FRICKEN KNEW. Needless to say, it got me poking around the web, looking for ways around this without having to flatten and reinstall. And I ran across the above, tried it, and it worked. Piece of advice though: reset the password to blank. Don't try to put in some other password. The more you write to an NTFS disk from something that's not NTFS, the bigger your chances of wrecking your file system. 133
Anarchy / Overheard at my gaming table...« on: August 16, 2004, 02:56:46 PM »
This happened on Saturday.
My brother-in-law Chad was playing his HackMaster character, by the name of Endegar. Endegar is a cleric of the god of light. My cousin Trav was playing a triple class Fighter/Magic-User/Thief, named Valador. They had just walked into an abandoned keep rumored to be the lair of a colony of ghouls. Valador: (hands Endegar a torch) Here. Light this. Endegar: (casts light spell on it, causing the torch to glow brightly in a 20' radius) Valador: Uhhhhh.... that's not really what I meant. 134
Anarchy / A call with my stupid ISP's support people« on: August 16, 2004, 01:53:03 PM »
My ISP recently started bannering any HTML pages put up on my hosting with them that I pay for.
I just called them to complain about it, and this is the idiocy that resulted. Me: Hi. I'm calling to lodge a complaint. Her: Regarding what? Me: Any HTML document I ftp up to my webspace is being bannered by you guys. Her: It's being what? Me: Bannered. Something running on your web server is inserting a stupid banner for your company right after the <body> tag of any HTML document I upload. Since I pay for this hosting, I want that to stop. Her: (totally perplexed) Um... what city are you in? Me: I live in [city] Her: Ah... well we are having quite a few modem problems in that area, so-- Me: This has nothing to do with my modem. Her: Well if you let me finish, like I said, we are having problems in your area, so if you could give me your name and number-- Me: You aren't listening to me. My modem works fine. My internet connection works fine. My email works fine. Everything is fine. Her: What then is the problem? Me: I already told you. Your stupid web server is running some sort of script that inserts BANNER ADS on my personal webpages. I would like that to stop, please. I don't pay for hosting only to have you idiots advertising on my webpages. Her: How many lights are blinking on your modem? Me: IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY MODEM. Her: I'm afraid I don't know-- Me: Look... do you have a browser? Internet access? From where you sit right now? Her: Yes, but-- Me: Open up Internet Explorer and go to this address: http://users.[myisp.com]/users/me/index.html Her: Her: Her: Her: Her: Her: Her: Her: I don't have that. Me: What do you mean you "don't have that"? Her: I don't have that address here. What is your account number? Me: Look, just go to that URL and I'll SHOW you what I'm complaining about. Her: URL? Me: *sigh* URL. Universal Resource Locator. Her: Her: Her: I don't know what that is. Me: Obviously. I apologize... silly me. I forgot that there isn't anyone at my internet provider that is actually familiar with the internet. Her: Sir, if you'll just tell me what the actual problem is, maybe we could-- Me: I'VE TOLD YOU ALREADY. Banner ads. On MY webpages. On MY webspace. That I pay for on YOUR servers. Her: What browser are you-- Me: It doesn't matter what browser I'm using. They show up in every browser. Her: Well maybe your network settings are not configured properly-- Me: All right, stop. Why don't you just have somebody call me back that knows what they're doing. This is my number and extension: [work number and extension]. Her: Sir, we can't troubleshoot connection problems with your home internet connection unless we can talk to someone that's actually in your home. Me: I'M NOT HAVING CONNECTION PROBLEMS. For the last time, this has NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT. Just have someone call me. *click* 135
Political Opinions / What planet is THIS guy on?« on: July 21, 2004, 07:56:21 AM »
Oh my.
Link I ran across a link to this via a Yahoo message group -- I don't normally read anything from this site. Quote There is a lesson to learn in all of this. The Civil Libertarians are a relic of a time that has long since past. They, in the name of freedom and commerce, continually stand in the way of much-needed measures that aim to insure that every American has the opportunity to live free lives and pursue commerce. So only by giving up our freedom can we live free? HUURRRRRRR?? Quote If the United States Congress were serious about protecting this country, it would explore:(emphasis added) I'm totally perplexed at how anyone can want to live in a totalitarian police state. This guy's either a troll, or he's somehow mentally defective. Seriously. I don't say that just because I don't agree with him, but because he doesn't make logical sense. Can someone explain this to me? 136
Political Opinions / Nowledge, got a field report for us?« on: July 15, 2004, 12:24:52 PM »
Linky
Sounds like Morocco is a veritable hotbed. Nowledge, you're still hanging around there lately, right? Got a man-on-the-street report for us? 137
Hardware, Software, and Other Imperialist Crap / I need really long arms« on: July 15, 2004, 08:12:50 AM »
That's the problem with connecting to the IRC channel via a remote connection from where I work to my PC at home.
I think my cable modem needs rebooting, and it's about 17.5 miles away. Anyone know how to remotely reboot a cable modem? 139
Hardware, Software, and Other Imperialist Crap / A great book rediscovered« on: July 07, 2004, 09:50:51 AM »
I'd like to get on a soapbox for a minute here and recommend a book to those of you that have never read it, or even to those of you who read it once a long time ago and may have forgotten about it.
The book I'm talking about is Hackers: Heroes Of The Computer Revolution[/b], by Steven Levy. I received my first copy of this book back in 1985 as a birthday present. Considering what I was doing back then with much of my free time, it was perfect timing. In early 1985 I was spending most of my time after school either working on coding/hacking anything I could think of on computers in my junior high school computer lab -- which at the time was filled with old Apple ][e's -- or coding/hacking anything I could think of on my own computer at home, a diminutive and underpowered Commodore VIC-20. It was an incredible experience and I was continually fascinated more and more the more I learned. I found joy and entertainment in writing programs, reverse-engineering other programs and games, coming up with games of my own, and figuring out ways of using what seemed like such powerful tools of technology. A few friends of mine and I spent countless hours figuring out by trial-and-error how to get the Apple ][e computers to sing and dance, and whatever I figured out there, I would port backward into language my VIC-20 could understand and see if I could replicate the results. I had no idea that what I was doing was really "hacking" in the original sense of the term, and I had no idea that I was not the only one to be so overwhelmingly hypnotized by the endless possibilities computers and technology offered. When I got a paperback copy of "Hackers: Heroes Of The Computer Revolution", I didn't really know what to think... I thought at first it was a novel, and a thick one at that (the original paperback version of this book was 480 pages in length). It sat on my bookshelf in my room for months before I looked more closely at it. When I finally did crack it open and begin reading, I was in awe. This was a history of people that were doing just what I was doing. They valued the things I valued. They paved the way for the rest of us to have an easier time of accessing technology and the Hands On Imperative was sacred to them. I devoured this book, and I shared it with my friends at the time. This Steven Levy guy got it. He put down in black and white what we had never really been able to express in words. The Hacker Ethic[/size]
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Hardware, Software, and Other Imperialist Crap / An interview with the "Spam King"« on: July 07, 2004, 09:13:05 AM »
Link to article
I love the rationalizations people like this use to somehow make them "just ordinary, legitimate businessmen". Quote PCW: Is there anything you want people to know about your company? Puh-LEEEZE. 141
Hardware, Software, and Other Imperialist Crap / Mozilla 1.5 Versus Opera 7.50« on: July 06, 2004, 10:19:33 AM »
Over on LinuxQuestions.org and on most other Linux forums I've seen, it seems like the overwhelming majority of Linux users use Mozilla as their primary browser.
Myself, I've always found Mozilla to be slow, kind of cumbersome in how it functions, slow, occasionally buggy and inexplicably unstable at times, and slow. But mostly slow. In spite of my initial feelings about Mozilla, however, I thought that maybe I was just missing something, so for the past week and a half or so, I've been forcing myself to use Mozilla while in Linux (instead of my usual choice, Opera) to see why people think it's so much better. I'm using the default version of Mozilla that came with Slackware Linux 9.1 (which is Mozilla 1.5). And my conclusion? I don't get it. Here is my basic breakdown (the version of Opera I'm using for comparison is a licensed Opera 7.50 Final): OPERA Cosmetics
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Anarchy / Photoshop my book cover« on: July 02, 2004, 08:37:05 AM »
Like the Photoshop the cover of "Today's Idiot Magazine" thread, I had another idea for one for you guys to sink your creative teeth into.
Photoshop the cover to my non-existent book on forum moderating which I just made up this morning, called: "Demosthenes' Guide To Irritating Idiots Through Editing Their Posts" If you need any source images, just ask Judgie. He seems to have more pictures of me than I do. 143
Anarchy / Gettin' the stupid client of the day out of the way early« on: July 02, 2004, 08:27:41 AM »
Oh yeah.... got this one out of the way early today.
Our Receptionist: Sorry Demosthenes, but I've got <some jerk> on the phone from <client> and they're having a Novell problem and Steve's out of the office. Me: I don't know anything about Novell. Can't you just put him into Steve's voice mail? Steve's the only Novell guy here. Receptionist: I know... but he's insisting on talking to someone. Me: All right. You know I'm just going to transfer him to Steve's voice mail, right? Receptionist: Yeah, I know. Okay, here he is. BEEP Me: Good morning, this is Demosthenes. Jerk: I just got a message in my logon routine that says "Netware cannot authenticate, invalid path or file name". Do you know what that means? Me: No, but Steve does, and he'll be in the office in just a few minutes. I can put you into his voice mail... Jerk: No. I need to talk to someone right now that can fix this. Me: At the moment, there isn't anyone here that knows anything about Novell. Steve is our Novell guy, and he had to drop something off at a different client's office on his way into work this morning, and he'll be here in a few minutes. Jerk: Well I need someone to fix this RIGHT NOW. Me: I can have Steve give you a call when he gets in. What's your-- Jerk: What's Steve's cell phone number? Me: I don't know. (I'm actually not supposed to give it out) Jerk: Then tell me what to do to fix this error. Me: Sure. The first thing you need to do is leave Steve a voice mail. Step two is to wait for a few minutes for Steve to get here, check his voice mail, and call you back. Step three is Steve telling you what to do to fix the problem. Jerk: Don't take that tone with me, you fucking smartass. Me: No problem, sir. I can give you Steve's voice mail and he'll get back to you. Have a good morning! *transfers call to Steve's voice mail* I don't envy Steve the voice mail this jerk probably just left for him, but something tells me this guy would have been a jerk no matter what. 144
Anarchy / Caption this« on: July 01, 2004, 06:13:04 PM »
Boy, if this image doesn't SCREAM "Caption this!", I don't know what does.
"Check please!" 145
Hardware, Software, and Other Imperialist Crap / Oh yeah! Commodore MP3 player baby!« on: June 30, 2004, 02:40:24 PM »
Linkage
Apple has a shortage of viable competitors in the MP3 player biz... if you don't want an iPod, you have to settle with other things that for the most part are vastly inferior. This Commodore player actually sounds pretty cool though. It looks cool too. 20gb hard drive, USB connection, MP3, WMA and WAV support, works with Linux, Mac and Windows without having to h4x0r anything, 10-15 hour rechargeable battery life. Hell, if the thing weighs in at less than $350, I think they definitely have a winner. 146
Political Opinions / Saddam« on: June 30, 2004, 08:39:20 AM »
Linkage
Anybody but me have this weird, almost comical vision in the back of their mind of the interim Iraqi government suddenly standing up and saying "Ha ha ha ha, you fucking imbeciles! You played right into our trap!" And seeing Saddam placed right back into power? I know, impossible... but that's the first thought that pops into my head any time I read anything about him being handed over to the Iraqis. Yeah, probably just me. Never mind. 147
Political Opinions / Ignoring the rights of the accused does not make us safer« on: June 28, 2004, 02:25:27 PM »
The PATRIOT Act has some serious implications to anyone concerned about individual rights being largely relegated to secondary or tertiary status in favour of a more "secure" state of affairs in this country.
And those implications and concerns are valid... they're the main reason why others like myself have been as outspoken as possible in pointing out the dire damage to our liberties and privacy the PATRIOT Act has already done and could still potentially do if these implications are not addressed with reference to the US Constitution very shortly. But there is another concern that I don't think is getting the coverage it deserves. There IS a safety concern with the PATRIOT Act. Because it essentially ignores certain rights and gives the Federal Government almost carte blanche to tread roughshod over due process and significant portions of the Bill of Rights, there stands a very real danger of individuals being convicted under the PATRIOT Act of being set free. Don't get me wrong here... I think the bulk of the people being held right now by the government in connection with terrorism are probably not very safe to just let go. But because of the inherent unconstitutionality of the means the government is using to hold, interrogate, and try these people, the likelihood is that any of them that actually is found guilty will have their cases overturned on appeal in a heartbeat. And set free. This administration's insistence on differentiating between people deserving of human rights recognition and "enemy combatants" is going to lead to MORE terrorists on the loose, not fewer. This article demonstrates the kind of thing that can happen, from a judicial perspective. Take this bit, for example: Quote Two other justices, David H. Souter and Ruth Bader Ginsburg, would have gone further and declared Hamdi's detention improper. Still, they joined O'Connor and the others to say that Hamdi, and by extension others who may be in his position, are entitled to their day in court. Hamdi and Padilla are both scumbags that most certainly should NOT be on the loose. But because of the governments overzealous methods in apprehending them and holding them indefinitely without a trial, charges, or access to counsel, that is quite likely going to be the case. This administration's stance on being tough on terrorism is likely going to lead to MORE terrorists being free to go on technicalities. Likewise, most of the individuals being held in Guantanamo will have a chance to get themselves cut loose as well. And is this the court's fault? Not at all. It is the fault of the tactics used by the government to hold them. Most of those prisoners at Gitmo are pretty awful, and are probably a danger to the world at large if set free. But if given prisoner of war treatment or access to a fair trial, their likely disposition would not be dangerous... they would either be turned over to their former government (now an Afghan government that supports our efforts) or would be imprisoned as terrorists after a trial that would most likely lead to convictions for them and lengthy prison sentences. But since they've been held for 2+ years without counsel, charges, or any heed at all paid to their rights, as soon as they complain in a legal sense about that injustice at the hands of the US government, they will likely be set free. I just don't see how that makes us "safer". Ignoring civil rights and human rights does not put more people who would do us harm "out of the way". It just ensures that when the courts finally do have access to them, they will be liberated. That doesn't help at all. Right about now, I'd hate to be a Federal Prosecutor. Prosecutor: Your Honor, I have these charges that we are now ready to file against the defendant, Jose Padilla-- Judge: And you've held him for how long now? Prosecutor: Er.... uh, two years. A little more than that, actually-- Judge: And when he asked for counsel during interrogations, was he provided with access to an attorney? Prosecutor: Uh... no. But he's an "enemy combattant" and has no right to-- Judge: *waves hand* Myself and the Constitution beg to differ. And was he given any kind of chance to provide for his own defense? Prosecutor: Um... no, but-- Judge: Ever charged him before now? Prosecutor: No, but-- Judge: Given opportunity to even have bail set? Prosecutor: No, we never-- Judge: And where is the warrant to perform the search and wiretaps with which all this evidence you are presenting was obtained? Prosecutor: Well, you see, under the PATRIOT Act, we don't have to present a warrant publically, because-- Judge: So all of this evidence was gathered without benefit of a valid warrant? Prosecutor: No... I mean-- Judge: Case dismissed. The defendant is free to go. 148
Hardware, Software, and Other Imperialist Crap / Law firm IT?« on: June 28, 2004, 12:25:57 PM »
Law, I know you could probably have some answers, but I know there are other IT types here that might have some good info too, so I post this to everyone rather than just as a PM to you.
I'm considering applying for an IT position for which a local law firm is advertising. Their ad says they want someone that knows Windows (all versions), workstation setup, Exchange, Office XP, and "knowledge of Citrix Metaframe is a plus". How heavy do smallish law firms really rely on IT people? Are they going to reject me outright because I'm not certified in anything? Or will they be in awe of my years of experience and diverse background in both hardware, software, and troubleshooting? I'm just trying to get a feel for whether I should even bother sending them a resume or not. 149
Hardware, Software, and Other Imperialist Crap / What's your best hack?« on: June 25, 2004, 04:01:45 PM »
Ivan had a thread over on HN like this ages ago.
My best hack lately involves a particular piece of software that I'm responsible for implementing on our clients' servers when they buy it. This software (which isn't written by us, thank Pepe), is a pile of crap. It's also totally, 100% without documentation of any kind. The first time I did a scheduled install of this software for a client, I was two hours into the process when I ran into a nasty problem. It wouldn't find any of the data it was supposed to be using for reporting. I called the senior developer at the company that makes this piece of shit software and he told me, "yeah, all the data that it accesses must be in a common directory". The main accounting product that we support that this piece of shit program is an add-on to sets up the data environment in subdirectories separated by module... so your Accounts Payable tables are all in a subfolder called "APDATA" and your Accounts Receivable tables are all in a subfolder called "ARDATA", and all of your Inventory Control tables are in a subfolder called "ICDATA", and so on. This is something they could have told us BEFORE I was two hours into an install that I was already doing without the benefit of any documentation. Anyway, I just did another one. This client apparently wasn't briefed on the requirements either, and I came to a screeching halt immediately and told them "all of your data needs to be moved into a common folder". Which is more difficult than it sounds. A zillion other things that depend on this data staying put need to be adjusted manually in order to accommodate this. Well, it was out of the question for these guys. And, the idiots that they were, they had purchased this stupid program from us without anything more than a demo of it, not even finding out what the requirements of it were and whether or not it would be feasible to implement it easily on their own server/network. I came up with a workaround for them that's quite ingenious if I do say so myself. I discovered that this program doesn't JUST have to reference a common folder... it can reference a DBC -- a database container -- that in turn references all of the individual tables. So I wrote this particularly devious code to pull pathing data out of one of their default system tables and dump it into a DBC, which I will then point this stupid piece of shit application to. Code: [Select] SET DELETED ON I tested it in-house and it works. Pretty L337. Okay. So what's your best hack? Doesn't have to be computer-related. It transcends even technology if it's done in the true spirit of hack. 150
Anarchy / Vice F*cking President Dick F*cking Cheney F*cking Loses It« on: June 25, 2004, 09:36:32 AM »
Link
That article just made me laugh out loud. I love the internet and its ability to entertain me with news at any time of day. Don't get me wrong here... I think Leahy is as big an asshole as Cheney is. I'd like to tell BOTH of them to go fuck themselves. But I probably wouldn't do it on the Senate floor. Sheesh. |