Topic: What Would Jesus Surf? (Read 3891 times)

3Pac · « **on:** March 18, 2004, 02:55:52 PM »

The REAL passion of the Christ? Surfing the web!!!

http://www.spazoutny.com/wwjs.htm

xolik · « **Reply #1 on:** March 18, 2004, 03:01:40 PM »

Worst Photoshop Ever. And LandoverBaptist.org already has the whole surfing with Jesus thing covered.

Min · « **Reply #2 on:** March 18, 2004, 03:11:48 PM »

Pretty dumb, pretty dumb.

Thanks for stopping by.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #3 on:** March 18, 2004, 03:26:20 PM »

Okay, just to hijack this thread, I present to you this link:

http://www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com

biggyfred · « **Reply #4 on:** March 18, 2004, 03:29:55 PM »

Maybe it's his very first post in his very first message board.

Bad start, but hell, wasn't Kafka a fark troll back in the day?

Tell us you can do better, 3pac. Are these the kinds of posts we were called here to answer? Jebus and computers? Please tell me you have something more, 3pac. Please tell me you haven't pinned your hopes to a crappy Jebus photoshop.

/too much coffee
//just saw A Few Good Men

biggyfred · « **Reply #5 on:** March 18, 2004, 03:30:17 PM »

Alright. Your reply was cooler.

xolik · « **Reply #6 on:** March 18, 2004, 04:26:24 PM »

Quote from: Demosthenes

Okay, just to hijack this thread, I present to you this link:

http://www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com

That would be my PC Upgrades professor. I swore it was Kenny when he came in. To further derail this thread, I've never understood why it was socially acceptible to openly mock Christianity with "Jeebus" and not any other religion? What would it be for, let's say, 'Muhammad' or 'Buddha'? And, no, this isn't a "OMG OPRRESSION@!!1!1!" type thing either, it's just something I never got. Is it because it's the 3dgy thing to do?

biggyfred · « **Reply #7 on:** March 18, 2004, 04:37:51 PM »

Well, I do want to be cool.

When I think of Jebus, I hear it in my head, the big booming televangelist "Saaaaaave me Jeeeeeeebus".

It never occured to me that it would have anything to do with a status quo, or that Christians would be offended. I think every group is wide open to jokes. It's why my polish jokes go nonstop around my polish roommate, and why he goes off on the Italian jokes. It's why the racist, misogynist, and communist jokes (we're all libs) fly nonstop at the weekly poker table.

Nobody's off the table.

xolik · « **Reply #8 on:** March 18, 2004, 04:43:06 PM »

I see. To clear it up a little, I am in no way saying that you can't say these things. I'm probably the biggest advocate of free speech out there. I'm just saying I didn't understand it. Looking back a bit, I think I remember Homer calling out for "Jeebus" during a Simpsons episode, and a mention of "Jeebus" during a Family Guy episode. (I love both those shows.) Humor is humor and everybody should be able to laugh at themselves. It just seems to be a widespread phenomenon. I don't take offense to it, but I do find it slightly annoying. Only because I've seen it so much, it's old to me now. I'm sure somebody will invent a fresh, new, exciting way to blaspheme.

For some real fun, run "Jeebus" through the spell check in word. It matches up to "Jesus" right away.

barbarella · « **Reply #9 on:** March 19, 2004, 02:15:22 AM »

Quote from: xolik

... I'm sure somebody will invent a fresh, new, exciting way to blaspheme...

/server irc.eternity.christian.com
/join #Jerusalem_Pesach
***Joins:jeebus(hero@sacrifice001=uEx908-432.nv.iinet.net.isr)
<jeebus>hi
<judas> hi cuz!! good 2 c u jeebus *VBG*
<judas> got any plans fer da weekend, d00d?
<jeebus> nothin much. have dinner planned with teh family n friends, y u ask?
<judas> goin' to da Geth garden pahty after da dinner? *g*
<jeebus> yep.
**jeebus wonders y judas wants 2 know his bidness
<judas> d00d, we r cousins, right? Just wanted 2 know iz all
**judas iz feelin HURT and wonderz y u fergit dis all da time???
<jeebus> awww, bummer ...ntw nbt. was thinking about da weekend iz all
<judas> ya mean after da garden?
<jeebus> uhh huh
<judas> lol plan on spendin it Roman & hangin round #Jerusalem?
<jeebus>prolly, r u gonna b here 2? *g*
<judas>Def. kk gotta go bbib
<judas>need ta shake wit da snake, c ya later, cousin
<jeebus> kk, c ya
««« judas left IRC (z@=Liq-44-543-75- 666.CANNAN83.dynamic.covad.net) - (was on 12 min 1 s) - CtrlF1 whowas
***Joins:SatanDevil(evil@hell666.ipt.aol.com)
<SatanDevill> hi jeebus *weg*
<jeebus> get th33 behind me!
**click**

Whoaaaa...Jumpin Jehosaphat! This is what comes out when I am at my kb late at night?

hackess · « **Reply #10 on:** March 19, 2004, 09:19:18 AM »

Quote from: barbarella

Whoaaaa...Jumpin Jehosaphat! This is what comes out when I am at my kb late at night?

This, among other things...

TerrorDronze · « **Reply #11 on:** March 20, 2004, 07:04:48 PM »

Hey everybody.... i found Jesus! he was hiding behind the couch all this time! he and Tito jackson were kickin it and smokin hash in this little fort they made. fuckin stoners.

Law · « **Reply #12 on:** March 20, 2004, 07:08:14 PM »

I met the Messiah (not specifically Jesus, mind you...) in a bar in Tel Aviv a few years ago. He was a homophobe and didn't like Americans very much. But he couldn't explain why his sweatshirt had a huge American flag on it...

TerrorDronze · « **Reply #13 on:** March 20, 2004, 07:10:14 PM »

I am so not a homophobe, and i burned that shirt.....

Law · « **Reply #14 on:** March 20, 2004, 07:12:26 PM »

You still owe me a beer.

TerrorDronze · « **Reply #15 on:** March 20, 2004, 07:16:25 PM »

i do, don't i?

:beer:
cheers my friend.

barbarella · « **Reply #16 on:** March 21, 2004, 06:18:37 PM »

Quote from: TerrorDronze

Hey everybody.... i found Jesus!

w00t! This is great news! People over at Teh Mall kept stopping everybody in the parking lot today asking if they had found Jesus. They're going to be sooo excited to know he's shown up!

Better post your address here so I can drive on over there and give them the good news. Then they can all come to your house.

Just think how much fun this will be.

Law · « **Reply #17 on:** March 22, 2004, 09:15:57 AM »

Jesus built my hotrod.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #18 on:** March 22, 2004, 03:16:22 PM »

Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
Jerry lee lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

Ding dang a dong bong bing bong
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Everytime I try to do it all now baby
Am I on the run
Why why why why why baby
If it’s so evil then?
Give me my time, with all my power
Give it to me all again (wow)
Ding a ding a dang a dong dong ding dong
Every where I go

Everytime you tell me baby
When I settle down
Got to get me a trailer park
And hold my world around
Why why why why?

Ding ding donga dong dong ding dong
Dingy dingy son of a gun
Half my time I tell you baby
Never am I all for sure
Why why why why why baby
Sicky sicky from within
Everytime I stick my finger on in ya
You’re a wild wild little town bitch
Now how ’bout ding a dang dong dong dong ling long
Dingy a dingy dong a down

Everytime you tell me baby
When I settle down
Got to get me a trailer park
And hold my world around
Why why why why?

In my dang a ding a ding a ding dong
A sticky sticky son of a gun
Ding a danga danga dong dong ding dong
Why why never know
Why why wack a dong a dang ding dong
Then you take it on the bill
Ding dang dong don’t dong
Whoa!

I wanna love ya!

Why why why, why why darling
Do you do you tell me to play?
Half the time I talk about it all now baby
You know what I’m talkin’ about I said
Why why why it’ll
Ticky ticky ticky ticky
Son of a gun
Ding ding dong a bong bong bing bong
Ticky ticky thought of a gun

Bing bing bang a bang a bang bing bong bing a bing bang a bong
Binga bing a bang a bong bong bing bong bing banga bong

Bing bing bang a bong bong bing bing binga binga banga bong
Bing bing bang a bang bang bing bong

Aarrrhhhh...

Ding dang a dang bong bing bong
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Everytime I try to do it all now baby
Am I on the run
Why why why
It’ll ticky ticky ticky ticky ticky ticky
Dawn of a gun
Bing bing bang a bong a bong bing bang a
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Bing bip bip a bop bop boom bam
Ticky ticky through the day

If you got a doubt ’bout baby
The memory is on the bed
Why why why why why
Darlin’ uh it don’t know
When my time is on
Might tell me never do it on his own
If my time was all as is yours
Make me burn a wish
When my time with you is brutish
No I’ll never not ever

Why why why why why why baby heavy hell
Alone and it’s here it’s this thunder
The thunder oh thunder
Oh!

Jesus built my car
It’s a love affair
Mainly jesus and my hot rod

Yeah, fuck it!

yup, great song!

TerrorDronze · « **Reply #19 on:** March 22, 2004, 06:39:59 PM »

oh yea.

and my address is

*** P*r*s*d* B*v*
S*u*h *u*l*d, OH 44143

try decyphering that.

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