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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1900 on: April 03, 2007, 10:57:24 PM »

Keith Richards' daddy's a BOOGER!
"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father" Richards was quoted as saying.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1901 on: April 03, 2007, 11:04:20 PM »

Goatse is so awesome. I have it saved on my hard drive.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1902 on: April 04, 2007, 12:10:22 AM »

Keith Richards' daddy's a BOOGER!
"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father" Richards was quoted as saying.

its freakin' priceless ... but after the initial shock, c'mon its Keith Richards ...

I did hear an interview with Tommy Lee once where he was talking about partying at some hotel with Ozzy Osborne and Ozzy pissed on the pool deck.  All these ants came (do ants do that with urine???) so Ozzy got down on his hands and knees and snorted up these ants that were crawling around in his urine.  Tommy and the rest of the band got pretty freaked out and packed Ozzy off to his room.  You'd think its gotta be pretty bad to freak Motley Crue out ... lol.

So which is stranger ... dead father's ashes or ants soaked in one's own urine???
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1903 on: April 04, 2007, 01:19:49 AM »

Sounds like a winning combination!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1904 on: April 04, 2007, 12:06:10 PM »

Now they're saying it was a J-O-A-K joke.
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« Reply #1905 on: April 04, 2007, 12:31:50 PM »

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« Reply #1906 on: April 04, 2007, 08:08:06 PM »

I forgot.
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« Reply #1907 on: April 04, 2007, 08:16:49 PM »

explains

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« Reply #1908 on: April 04, 2007, 09:46:11 PM »

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1909 on: April 04, 2007, 11:23:47 PM »

I can't remember if I've made this observation before, but I heart Jake Ryan.  In fact, I have a t-shirt with his picture on it that says I <3 Jake Ryan.  The sad part is that this article of clothing was acquired fairly recently.

P.S. I should no longer be allowed to watch 80s brat pack movies.  Although, I guess Molly Ringwald was more on the periphery of the brat pack, rather than actually being in the brat pack.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1910 on: April 05, 2007, 01:52:55 PM »

I can't help but call her Molly Ringworm.

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1911 on: April 05, 2007, 03:24:45 PM »

If Francis Scott Key was alive today, the Star Spangled Banner might sound like this...

Can you see that flag we drank under now that it's morning?
The one with the gang colors and stars that the homies were shootin' at?
The cops had rockets and bombs They're the reason we could see it.
Can't you just look out the window and see if it's there before I bust a cap in your ass?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1912 on: April 05, 2007, 04:23:15 PM »

Today my RFID blocking wallet arrived and it's pretty spiffy. I needed a new one anyway, my old one was more electrical tape than vinyl by this point.
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« Reply #1913 on: April 05, 2007, 07:37:15 PM »

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1914 on: April 05, 2007, 07:40:07 PM »

So much better than the actual movie.

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how did you not enjoy a movie like 300? Shit man, I read books almost for a living and I found it a fun time.

ok, you aren't really on my last nerve. but still, that statement needs a bit of explanation.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1915 on: April 05, 2007, 07:52:47 PM »


Pelosi bogarts the joint.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1916 on: April 05, 2007, 07:57:39 PM »

Pelosi bogarts the joint.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1917 on: April 05, 2007, 08:04:37 PM »

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how did you not enjoy a movie like 300? Shit man, I read books almost for a living and I found it a fun time.

ok, you aren't really on my last nerve. but still, that statement needs a bit of explanation.

I hated 300 with a passion. I thought it was the worst piece of shit to crawl out of someone's ass in quite a long time. The movie had almost no plot, no character development, no character self conflict, and no originality. They took a few new fancy camera tricks they thought up and made an hour and a half long battle scene with them. I found it incredibly repetitive, and really didn't care about the characters, because they didn't bother to make them anymore than mindless killing machines. I seriously considered walking out like 3/4 of the way through it, just because I was so bored.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1918 on: April 05, 2007, 08:37:51 PM »

I hated 300 with a passion. I thought it was the worst piece of shit to crawl out of someone's ass in quite a long time. The movie had almost no plot, no character development, no character self conflict, and no originality. They took a few new fancy camera tricks they thought up and made an hour and a half long battle scene with them. I found it incredibly repetitive, and really didn't care about the characters, because they didn't bother to make them anymore than mindless killing machines. I seriously considered walking out like 3/4 of the way through it, just because I was so bored.

Lol. In this case, the "mindless killing machines" did a pretty good job of keeping me entertained, and the "fancy camera tricks" made it look cool. Call me sophomoric, but I don't go to the movies for an incredibly intellectual experience.

But The Departed was a really good movie on the other end of the spectrum from 300, and in the end, I'm not sure which one I liked better. Regardless, 300 was a good time. It's just not a good date movie.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1919 on: April 05, 2007, 08:49:54 PM »

I hated 300 with a passion. I thought it was the worst piece of shit to crawl out of someone's ass in quite a long time. The movie had almost no plot, no character development, no character self conflict, and no originality. They took a few new fancy camera tricks they thought up and made an hour and a half long battle scene with them. I found it incredibly repetitive, and really didn't care about the characters, because they didn't bother to make them anymore than mindless killing machines. I seriously considered walking out like 3/4 of the way through it, just because I was so bored.

You went for plot? I went for nice swordfights and the IMAX screen.
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« Reply #1920 on: April 05, 2007, 09:02:14 PM »

It's just not a good date movie.
Unless you're dating a Geekery ch!|< !!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #1921 on: April 05, 2007, 09:30:10 PM »

I haven't seen it yet, and quote frankly, my 2 motivations for seeing 300:

nifty camera tricks
half naked men

I'm sold!
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« Reply #1922 on: April 05, 2007, 09:35:29 PM »

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« Reply #1923 on: April 05, 2007, 09:36:44 PM »

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« Reply #1924 on: April 05, 2007, 10:59:56 PM »

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