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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #250 on: June 12, 2007, 12:05:12 PM »
Quote from: Agent_Tachyon on June 11, 2007, 11:09:34 PM
Heidi Fleiss charged less that 5000 bucks a fuck, which is more than can be said for the FCC.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #251 on: June 12, 2007, 05:19:39 PM »
Quote from: 12AX7 on June 12, 2007, 05:08:46 PM
You go to the gym in drag??  You're a brave one! I only go to friendly clubs.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #252 on: June 12, 2007, 05:24:04 PM »
Quote from: pbsaurus on June 12, 2007, 05:20:20 PM
Perhaps it's so he can get into Curves.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #253 on: June 13, 2007, 04:02:36 AM »
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And does your neighbor really listen into your phone calls or was that just to make the other people look stupid.
Quote from: BizB
Since you asked, it's now a two-fer.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #254 on: June 13, 2007, 10:18:11 AM »
Quote from: xolik on June 13, 2007, 10:09:55 AM
What am I going to do in a women's gym?
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #255 on: June 13, 2007, 06:21:45 PM »
Quote from: Detta on January 10, 2007, 02:07:56 AM
The huge flaw is that you jingle jangleume I can read.

jingle janglenut.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #256 on: June 14, 2007, 03:45:34 PM »
Quote from: ivan on June 14, 2007, 03:27:54 PM


Now if only Zorgon would come back.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #257 on: June 14, 2007, 03:56:44 PM »
We need a LOL thread there.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #258 on: June 14, 2007, 04:01:05 PM »
Indeed.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #259 on: June 14, 2007, 06:47:58 PM »
Quote from: Demosthenes on December 15, 2003, 07:12:00 PM
I went to my usual cock store on Friday night and discovered that they were completely sold out of one of my favourite kinds of cock. I had to settle for my other favourite: Balvenie double-wood cock.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #260 on: June 14, 2007, 09:10:14 PM »
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Without me, it's just 'aweso'.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #261 on: June 15, 2007, 12:04:24 AM »
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #262 on: June 15, 2007, 12:36:18 PM »
Quote from: 12AX7 on June 15, 2007, 05:21:03 AM
I tried it once with the jumper in the clear position. It shot fire about three feet from all the USB ports and the CPU popped and flew off the board and stuck in the sheetrock about four feet away. Both sticks of RAM melted down all over and into the IDE jacks and the video card burned for five days.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #263 on: June 15, 2007, 12:39:09 PM »
Quote from: Vespertine on June 15, 2007, 12:28:35 PM
See now, when I did it, it had effect on the internals of the PC.  However, my neighbor did burst into green flames and shit butterflies at precisely the time I powered it up.  Coincidence?  You be the judge.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #264 on: June 17, 2007, 03:26:47 AM »
Quote from: BizB on June 16, 2007, 03:18:13 PM
In any case, put a happy little tree right over near the stream and tap some Thalo Blue on the edges of the sky with your big brush and you'll do fine.

EDIT: Worthy of a sig quote too!
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #265 on: June 21, 2007, 05:26:12 PM »
Quote from: xolik on June 18, 2007, 03:30:33 PM
My name is Xolik, Geek of Geeks: Look upon my posts, ye Newbies, and despair.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #266 on: June 21, 2007, 05:46:12 PM »
Quote from: 12AX7 on June 21, 2007, 06:08:41 AM
Ha. Even worse; play it forward. It installs AOL.

Jebus, 12, yer killin me today.   :lol:
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #268 on: June 28, 2007, 10:45:51 AM »
Suprise! Another one from xolik
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What do you mean 'sometimes?' Back in the OT days, that was pretty much how He rolled.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #269 on: June 28, 2007, 01:13:46 PM »
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #270 on: June 28, 2007, 03:16:54 PM »
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #271 on: June 29, 2007, 10:22:47 PM »
Quote from: Vespertine on June 29, 2007, 10:16:57 PM
Dammit!  Start your own God thread, this one's already been derailed enough.  :x
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #273 on: June 30, 2007, 12:05:36 PM »
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #274 on: July 01, 2007, 01:45:01 AM »
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I'm thinking he really meant 18 inches long. If that's the case, count me in, guy!
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