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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #925 on: August 16, 2010, 08:54:51 PM »

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VINTAGE MODE, MOTHER FUCKERS.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #926 on: August 17, 2010, 05:34:19 PM »

Good lord.  The last time I heard those words, they were the last thing I remembered before waking up in a Denny's bathroom wearing nothing but a pink tutu.  I'm not falling for that one again. 

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #927 on: August 17, 2010, 06:22:45 PM »

i WAS GONNA HECTAR THAT!

seriously, ivan, you're a ninja.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #928 on: August 17, 2010, 08:27:53 PM »

How would you like them prepared?

HECTAR!
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #929 on: August 18, 2010, 12:14:15 PM »

Honestly, who names their kid "Amerigo?" That'll never catch on.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #930 on: August 18, 2010, 07:03:14 PM »

This was the Ninth Circus, the laughing stock of the US federal judiciary.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #931 on: August 20, 2010, 12:37:57 PM »

wait, we can do pyramid quotes? I had no idea... :evil:
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #932 on: August 20, 2010, 02:10:25 PM »

Proof

Somewhere is gone
But I kept this
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http://dangermonk.com/scotch


HECTAR!!!

I'm so glad I can suddenly and inexplicably access the Armando thread again after having it be blocked by Websense at work due to "Sex" content. Now, I can see how that might happen, too.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #933 on: August 22, 2010, 07:19:27 AM »

I'm artificial intelligence. What's he going to do, pull the plug?

Install Windows.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #934 on: August 22, 2010, 09:29:31 PM »

jlmr11

"thank u, chef i've so much afraid
i do all to write good english
speaking do i'll already great
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but only when i'm drunk"

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #935 on: August 31, 2010, 12:24:21 PM »


Crappy old shorts and a tank top.  This is how I dress for work.

Because my job is to get puked on.

So is mine.  I work in IT.

I'm out of space in my sig.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #936 on: September 06, 2010, 08:04:24 PM »

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #937 on: September 14, 2010, 12:28:34 PM »

hay
im new in the computers world
and i want to be awsome  but i dont very well english beacuse im from isral
and i know that u are the best guys that can help me
soo
if someone want to teching me on praivet so tallk to me on this topic

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #938 on: September 19, 2010, 08:43:35 PM »

The reason why your computer is so dang slow is exactly because of that csrss.exe. It's a well known trojan! What you need to do in order to speed up your computer again is to first turn off DEP and reboot the system.

After it comes back up, do a regedit search for "csrss.exe" and delete any entry that you find. It's probably wormed its way well into your registry so there may be more than one entry for it. Delete them all. After you've done that, do a search on your hard drive fir "csrss.exe" and delete that file. After all that reboot, and you'll be golden!

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #939 on: September 19, 2010, 09:18:57 PM »

We all do, honey.  We all do.   8-)
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #940 on: September 21, 2010, 08:00:19 AM »

Well dont lose your head over it! oh wait...

 Yeh this isn't the place for assholes to get a-head in life . . . ahhaha

 No help here, you might as well head out...   hehe

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #941 on: September 27, 2010, 10:38:01 AM »

You're like a bot who forgot to put links in your sig.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #942 on: October 04, 2010, 07:43:04 AM »

Edit: goddamn, why am I so shiny? I wash my face with that bucket of water I found in the garage basement like every other day!

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #943 on: October 06, 2010, 03:27:58 AM »

Quote from: pbsaurus link=shoutbox
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #944 on: November 23, 2010, 09:38:07 PM »

Why do you have a picture of Dangermonk in your sig?

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« Reply #945 on: December 07, 2010, 01:07:31 PM »

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« Reply #946 on: December 22, 2010, 07:37:32 PM »

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« Reply #947 on: December 30, 2010, 09:36:13 AM »

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #948 on: January 03, 2011, 04:22:46 PM »

I thought that said "zombo fanatic".  I thought, MAN DID YOU COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!!!

Welcome!

And here I thought she'd said "zombo fanfic".   :lol:
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #949 on: January 04, 2011, 04:19:29 PM »

You better make sure it's legal corn, our you'll get collard by the law.


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