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Super Duper Uber Newb
« on: April 04, 2008, 04:01:31 PM »
Hello all,
My name's Scott Cairney, I'm from England and I'm apparently a geek. I have been dubbed said title by all of my peirs. I don't know why, i do have glasses, asmaha and i quote "Monty Pyphon" in a daily context. Oh and i know "The big bang theory" theme tune off by heart and have a tendency to spontaneously start singing it. and i quote "Monty Pyphon" in a daily context. Oh and i know "The big bang theory" theme tune off by heart and have a tendency to spontaneously start singing it. Is this enough for you to steal my identity.
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Re: Super Duper Uber Newb
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2008, 04:06:45 PM »
It's almost enough.It's almost enough.
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Re: Super Duper Uber Newb
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2008, 04:07:52 PM »
Quote from: Cairney on April 04, 2008, 04:01:31 PM
Is this enough for you to steal my identity.

There needs to be more cheese and beer involved, and possibly an Aston Martin.

Other than Monty Python, what are your interests?

Oops, (my manners, my manners!) Welcome!
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Re: Super Duper Uber Newb
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2008, 04:11:11 PM »
I don't think they'll understand you, Wkind.
Perhaps if we translate:

Quote from: Wunderkind on April 04, 2008, 04:07:52 PM
There needs to be more cheese and beer involved, and possibly an Aston Martin.
what are your interests?Other than Monty Python, what are your interests?
Other than Monty Python, there needs to be more cheese and beer involved, and possibly an Aston Martin.
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Re: Super Duper Uber Newb
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2008, 04:12:00 PM »
If Peirs thinks you're a geek, then you probably are one.
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xolik: WHERE IS OBAMA'S GIFT CERTIFICATE?
Demosthenes: Is that from the gifters movement?

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Re: Super Duper Uber Newb
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2008, 04:12:28 PM »
Peirs is a dick.
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Re: Super Duper Uber Newb
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2008, 04:14:01 PM »
Oh.
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Re: Super Duper Uber Newb
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2008, 04:15:23 PM »
No. I mean he's an asshole. He's both.
He's ...really weird lookin.
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Re: Super Duper Uber Newb
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2008, 04:17:57 PM »
Quote from: 12AX7 on April 04, 2008, 04:15:23 PM
No. I mean he's an asshole. He's both.
He's ...really weird lookin.

There's a question I can ask here...

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If you tell Piers to go fuck himself, does the fact that he both a dick and an asshole mean he can actually do it?
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Re: Super Duper Uber Newb
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2008, 04:21:03 PM »
Quote from: Cairney on April 04, 2008, 04:01:31 PM
...and i quote "Monty Pyphon" in a daily context. Oh and i know "The big bang theory" theme tune off by heart and have a tendency to spontaneously start singing it. and i quote "Monty Pyphon" in a daily context. Oh and i know "The big bang theory" theme tune off by heart and have a tendency to spontaneously start singing it...

Tonight on It's The Mind....
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Re: Super Duper Uber Newb
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2008, 04:23:28 PM »
Quote from: Wunderkind on April 04, 2008, 04:17:57 PM
There's a question I can ask here...

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If you tell Piers to go fuck himself, does the fact that he both a dick and an asshole mean he can actually do it?

He is not unlike other men in that respect.

And the answer is... HE'D NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE!

Xanth you, xanth you, I'll be here all week, try the veal.

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Detta: Crappy old shorts and a tank top.  This is how I dress for work. Because my job is to get puked on.
Demosthenes: So is mine.  I work in IT.

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Re: Super Duper Uber Newb
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2008, 04:27:55 PM »
Quote from: Wunderkind on April 04, 2008, 04:07:52 PM
what are your interests?
Well I'm quite into micronations and i have a strange obsession with comedians. And im renowned for my bad spelling so i profusly apologise for any mistakes.
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Re: Super Duper Uber Newb
« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2008, 04:31:24 PM »
Are you from FedCom?
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"I TYPE 120 WORDS PER MINUTE, BUT IT'S IN MY OWN LANGUAGE!"  -Detta

xolik: WHERE IS OBAMA'S GIFT CERTIFICATE?
Demosthenes: Is that from the gifters movement?

Detta: Crappy old shorts and a tank top.  This is how I dress for work. Because my job is to get puked on.
Demosthenes: So is mine.  I work in IT.

bananaskittles: The world is 4chan and God is a troll.

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Re: Super Duper Uber Newb
« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2008, 04:35:18 PM »
No, are you? Well im quessing not because you would know if i was.
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Re: Super Duper Uber Newb
« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2008, 04:37:54 PM »
Yes, because FedCom is like population 7.

How numerous is your people?
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"I TYPE 120 WORDS PER MINUTE, BUT IT'S IN MY OWN LANGUAGE!"  -Detta

xolik: WHERE IS OBAMA'S GIFT CERTIFICATE?
Demosthenes: Is that from the gifters movement?

Detta: Crappy old shorts and a tank top.  This is how I dress for work. Because my job is to get puked on.
Demosthenes: So is mine.  I work in IT.

bananaskittles: The world is 4chan and God is a troll.

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Re: Super Duper Uber Newb
« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2008, 04:38:42 PM »
Also, is your micronation based on thinly veiled white supremacist agendas?
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xolik: WHERE IS OBAMA'S GIFT CERTIFICATE?
Demosthenes: Is that from the gifters movement?

Detta: Crappy old shorts and a tank top.  This is how I dress for work. Because my job is to get puked on.
Demosthenes: So is mine.  I work in IT.

bananaskittles: The world is 4chan and God is a troll.

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Re: Super Duper Uber Newb
« Reply #16 on: April 04, 2008, 04:39:14 PM »
Do you use mopeds, or laptops?
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Re: Super Duper Uber Newb
« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2008, 04:39:39 PM »
And are any of you M.I.A.?
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Re: Super Duper Uber Newb
« Reply #18 on: April 04, 2008, 04:45:53 PM »
Right im comfused, im a little dense.
« Last Edit: April 04, 2008, 05:51:20 PM by Cairney »
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Re: Super Duper Uber Newb
« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2008, 05:02:29 PM »
Are you the one missing in action??? :-o
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Re: Super Duper Uber Newb
« Reply #20 on: April 04, 2008, 05:11:04 PM »
So, I notice you're from Colby - a few questions, then:

A) WHEN did Colby get internets
B) WHY did Colby get internets
C) Why did you choose Colby over Market Harborough in your quest for a quaint country town to live in?
D) What is your favourite derogatory term for a coal miner?
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Re: Super Duper Uber Newb
« Reply #21 on: April 04, 2008, 06:08:34 PM »
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Q1: WHEN did Colby get internets
A1: When we found out Market Harborough's wireless network connection isn't security enabled.

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Q2 WHY did Colby get internets
A2: So teh moderator kitteh can disaprove my submishinz.

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Q3: Why did you choose Colby over Market Harborough in your quest for a quaint country town to live in?
A3: cus i r a jeanyus, I didn't realy get a choice.

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Q4: What is your favourite derogatory term for a coal miner?
A4: A Benefits applicant, are you from England?
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Re: Super Duper Uber Newb
« Reply #22 on: April 04, 2008, 08:27:01 PM »
No, thank god. Irish, originally, lived on and off in England for a while. I'm a Usinian now.

Speaking of which, I always thought a benefits applicant was what you were supposed to call someone from Ulster, but I suppose it COULD apply to Coal Miners as well.

PS - Welcome
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Re: Super Duper Uber Newb
« Reply #23 on: April 05, 2008, 03:38:17 AM »
Ever get to that point where your drunk enough that you turn your entire head to read the forum instead of just moving your eyes?

17 inch monitor at 1920x1200, not a lot of head moving but im doing it :D.

And welcome.
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Re: Super Duper Uber Newb
« Reply #24 on: April 05, 2008, 06:51:16 AM »
Random and thank you.
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