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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #125 on: January 27, 2012, 10:13:17 AM »

[10:07] <@Banshee> I like my women like I like my security policies
[10:07] <@Banshee> go.
[10:07] <@Banshee> airtight
[10:07] <@Banshee> with contingencies
[10:08] <@Banshee> with more holes than swiss cheese
[10:08] <@reimero> flexible
[10:08] <@reimero> in legal-ese
[10:08] <@Banshee> logically constructed
[10:08] <@reimero> with an opt-out provision
[10:09] <@reimero> binding
[10:09] <@Banshee> with at least one hole you could drive a bus through
[10:09] <@Banshee> subject to constant revision and approval
[10:09] <@Mr_Shifty> laid out on paper
[10:09] <@reimero> frequently disregarded
[10:10] <@Mr_Shifty> with the appropriate signatures affixed
[10:10] <@Banshee> shared with the HR department and management
[10:10] <@Banshee> nailed on the wall of every cubicle
[10:10] <@Mr_Shifty> easy
[10:10] <@Banshee> able to stand up in court
[10:11] <@Mr_Shifty> scrutinized by attorneys
[10:11] <@reimero> marked up with red ink
[10:11] <@Banshee> only observed during working hours (LOL)
[10:11] <@Mr_Shifty> on company letterhead
[10:11] <@Mr_Shifty> audited by the company security administrator
[10:11] <@Banshee> proving the pen is mightier
[10:12] <@Mr_Shifty> LOL
[10:14] <@Banshee> I'll get my coat.
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #126 on: March 05, 2012, 07:54:33 PM »

<@hackess> Step 1: Remove whitening strip from obnoxious packaging
<@hackess> Step 2: flail around because the strip is stuck to my fingernail
<@hackess> Step 3: apply strip to teeth, finally.
<@hackess> Step 4: Shudder as the foaming action of saliva + peroxide makes my mouth feel like the inside of a Pop Rock
<@hackess> Step 5: Try not to drool while attempting to keep the strip on my teeth for the recommended 30 minutes.
<@hackess> Step 6: Gag on peroxide-flavored saliva.
<@hackess> Step 7: ???
<@hackess> Step 8: PROFIT
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #127 on: April 18, 2012, 07:45:24 PM »

19:32 <@Banshee> Jen gavels in the mashes
19:33 <@Banshee> Just like witches at black mashes
19:33 <@Banshee> Evil minds that plot constructions
19:33 <@Banshee> So sure her dress gone strutting
19:34 <@Banshee> In her feels the body is burning
19:34 <@Banshee> As the warrior Sheen keeps on turning
19:35 <@Banshee> Death and hate read to make wine
19:36 <@Banshee> Poison angering the brainwashed mimes
19:37 <@Mr_Shifty|skype> OH LAWD YEAH
19:37 <@Mr_Shifty|skype> Knowin dark mess Earl stops tern ring
19:37 <@Mr_Shifty|skype> Asses wear the bonnie's birding
19:37 <@Mr_Shifty|skype> Know more warp pigs halve the powder
19:38 <@Mr_Shifty|skype> Ham of god half strut the yower
19:38 <@Mr_Shifty|skype> Gay of judgement gone is calling
19:38 <@Mr_Shifty|skype> On their meats the warp pigs crawling
19:38 <@Banshee> LOL
19:39 <@Mr_Shifty|skype> Begging mercenary for theirs ins
19:39 <@Mr_Shifty|skype> Stan laughing spreads his wings
19:39 <@Mr_Shifty|skype> OH LAWD YEAH
19:39 <@Banshee> *guitar solo*
19:39 <@Mr_Shifty|skype> \m/
19:39  * Mr_Shifty|skype destroys his living room
19:39  * Banshee destroys the immediate surrounding area
19:40  * Mr_Shifty|skype sends out a fallout shelter alert for the tri-county area
« Last Edit: April 24, 2012, 09:16:18 AM by Banshee »
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #128 on: February 15, 2013, 03:12:30 PM »

Been way too long since this thread has been updated.


* hackess bashes own head in with shovel
<@hackess> There, now I can write HTML for email clients.
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #129 on: February 17, 2013, 12:39:48 AM »

I wish my company wasn't North Korean dictators who block external IRC!
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #130 on: February 17, 2013, 01:48:53 PM »

What about SSH? I could set you up with another account on my server.  That's how Banshee gets in...
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #131 on: February 18, 2013, 11:59:02 PM »

Well hell, I'd be down for that. Send me the details if you'd like. I can SSH all day.
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #132 on: February 20, 2013, 11:01:09 AM »

<@Mr_Shifty> You would totally rock a ninja badge.
<@hackess> How could you tell?
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #133 on: March 11, 2013, 01:55:16 PM »

-!- Catrina [xxxxxxxxxxx] has joined #hn
<@reimero> By the Power of Kry's Boobs!
-!- scoff [xxxxxxxxxxx] has quit [Ping timeout]
<@Mr_Shifty> but adding hoisin sauce to a snowblower is never a good idea
 * Catrina is soaking up a ton of Vitamin D
-!- mode/#hn [+o Catrina] by reimero
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #134 on: March 22, 2013, 10:08:21 AM »

-!- scoff [mipple@xxx-xxx.xxxxxxxxxxxxx.com] has joined #hn
 * Mr_Shifty tackles scoff
<@Mr_Shifty> GOTCHA
<@Mr_Shifty> GET HIM!
 * hackess brings the net
 * reimero pulls out the pneumatic nail gun
<@Mr_Shifty> Quick! Get the zipties!
<@hackess> What we need…is a lot of magnets.
<@reimero> Earth magnets!
<@hackess> or some really powerful ones.
 * reimero raids Jamie Hyneman's locker
<@hackess> Hey, why can't we get paid to do this all day?
<@Mr_Shifty> I thought we were
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #135 on: March 27, 2013, 01:37:14 PM »

--hackess is now known as DFG--
--Mr_Shifty is now known as MFS--
<@DFG> I think reim should be AFKH
<@MFS> LOL
--reimero is now known as AFKH --
<@MFS> er
<@MFS> LFOL
<@AFKH> I fucking see you
<@MFS> *spitfuckingtake*
<@DFG> Fucking perfect.
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #136 on: June 03, 2013, 12:57:49 PM »

<@Mr_Shifty> there's a company that makes "white lightning" style unaged whiskey
<@Mr_Shifty> they sell it with 3 or 4 slim billets of white oak
<@Mr_Shifty> you buy the bottle, open it up, drop in as many or as few billets as you want
<@Mr_Shifty> then let it sit for as long or short as you want
<@Mr_Shifty> their name escapes me
<@reimero> Huh
<@reimero> Interesting
<@reimero> DIY Oaking
<@Mr_Shifty> Yup
<@Mr_Shifty> LOL "oaking"
<@Mr_Shifty> sounds like some dangerous craze the kids are doing
<@Mr_Shifty> "DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR SON IS INTO? I just got a call from his teacher.  HE'S BEEN OAKING."
<@Mr_Shifty> Kid has a bottle of unaged single malt and is aging it for months
<@reimero> *snerk*
<@reimero> "I swear, Dad, it was maple!!"
<@RDFG> Everyone experiments with oaking in college.
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #137 on: June 07, 2013, 10:54:02 AM »

<@reimero> Ask Me Anything
<@Mr_Shifty> Ok
<@Mr_Shifty> What's AMA stand for?
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #138 on: June 13, 2013, 03:34:05 PM »

<@Mr_Shifty> OMFLOG
<@hcakess> OMFLOG
<@hcakess> YES.
<@Mr_Shifty> YES.
<@hcakess> OMGJONX
<@Mr_Shifty> OMGJONX
<@hcakess> >.<
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« Reply #139 on: April 26, 2014, 12:37:38 AM »

I just wanted to take this opportunity to express my appreciation for Bobert. THANKS BOBERT.

Also, does this channel still exist?
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #140 on: April 26, 2014, 01:01:08 AM »

Yeah, I wonder if I can get there through my new laptop at work.

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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #141 on: April 26, 2014, 01:07:39 AM »

What network was this in? Not slashnet?
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« Reply #142 on: April 26, 2014, 01:17:15 AM »

What network was this in? Not slashnet?

It's this chat channel we had which was pretty awesome. I'd love to see it revived!
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #143 on: April 26, 2014, 10:36:39 AM »

It's still alive, though I've been hosting it for the past few years, rather than The_FOO.

GtG chat room
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #144 on: April 29, 2014, 10:54:58 PM »

Still no workaround for me. Work still uses IRC for info distribution but God forbid I want to use it somewhere outside 10.x.x.x.
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #145 on: May 01, 2014, 08:20:06 PM »

Ah hell, Novy, we miss you.  :(

And I suppose you can't SSH tunnel out?  I think I still have a local account on Azalin for you.
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #146 on: May 01, 2014, 08:26:55 PM »

I use team viewer to remote into my home pc and do whatever I want without work being any the wiser.
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« Reply #147 on: May 01, 2014, 08:34:06 PM »

FYI, some content filtering can block things by protocol, like Teamviewer.
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« Reply #148 on: May 02, 2014, 08:31:52 AM »

And I suppose you can't SSH tunnel out?  I think I still have a local account on Azalin for you.

I still have that info saved, but no, can't SSH out either. I find that part strange. Being in tech support, I've had to SSH to a customer site to help out a time or two back at Cisco. I just need an excuse to make them open it up for me here.

I use team viewer to remote into my home pc and do whatever I want without work being any the wiser.

Hm.. let's find out!
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #149 on: May 02, 2014, 10:12:35 AM »

GET THEE TO #HN. I COMMAND IT.
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