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« on: November 08, 2014, 11:52:43 PM »
Another dream where I'm in a poorly lit airport trying to catch a flight that leaves soon. Amazingly I never miss the flight, no matter how late I am. Are you sure that you were completely asleep? It's possible that you were just experiencing sleep paralysis... Was probably that. Sounds like a better match. Annoying, eh?
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« on: November 06, 2014, 06:53:29 PM »
I design super-villainesque schemes, plots, conspiracies, plans, and sometimes lairs.
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« on: November 04, 2014, 05:12:11 PM »
When you're at that place where love for your monitor meets your hatred of gnats.
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« on: November 01, 2014, 06:58:22 PM »
Thanks. Filled my hand stitching quota for the rest of the year on that mask and the gloves (not pictured)
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« on: November 01, 2014, 07:38:29 AM »
Happy Halloween!
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« on: October 14, 2014, 09:21:07 PM »
Experienced my first Night Terror (More annoying than terrifying) that I can remember.
Dreamt I was in the bed in which I was actually sleeping and hallucinated ("imagined" doesn't seem to convey the realism) the sound of the front door opening and a person and dog entering. I could feel the bounce in the mattress as the dog jumped on the bed and started sniffing around. I was on my side facing away from the door (the position I was actually sleeping in) and was completely unable to move or look towards the dog or its owner. The dog stayed out of sight and never licked my face; the person never spoke up to identify themselves. This exact same sequences repeated itself 3 or 4 times. On the 3rd time I was able to actually dream-move my hand to touch the dog and got a tactile hallucination of smooth short hair and body warmth; which freaked me out due to its realism, it nearly convinced me I wasn't dreaming.
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« on: October 07, 2014, 12:27:57 PM »
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« on: September 26, 2014, 08:22:23 PM »
So... kittens are experiencing peak geek right now?
I believe it.
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« on: September 21, 2014, 04:33:34 PM »
One of the cross-beams has gone out askew on the treadle!
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« on: September 19, 2014, 03:54:37 PM »
Dreamed I was a policeman trying to fill out some paperwork, but I didn't dream the preceding events so I had no idea what had actually happened.
So I was reading the other two officers' paperwork trying to jog my memory. The chief was coming down hard because he suspected one of the other officers was dirty and was hoping my report would let him nail the guy.
My solution was to reverse time using my will so that I could relive the events.
Woke up before I could figure out what was really going on though.
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« on: September 18, 2014, 12:21:44 PM »
Dreamt I was trying to register for college classes, but they were all out of course catalogs.
So I tried to go up the stairs to see if there were any in the student lounge, but at about the third floor there was a large gap in the stairs and I had to hold onto the hand rail and balance on a 1-2 inch wide trim.
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« on: September 08, 2014, 11:13:36 PM »
Dreamt there was this book.
If you opened it and said a prayer to a certain deity (called 'Shah', or something similar) you would be whisked away to have an adventure that would teach you something about yourself.
However, the deity could be fickle and if it felt you were using the book too often or weren't taking it seriously then your trip would be much, much less pleasant.
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« on: August 29, 2014, 07:19:02 AM »
I'm going to put this here in case I need it later:
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« on: August 28, 2014, 01:14:02 AM »
Dreamed I raided a drug den, but instead of shooting anyone I just reached in and pulled out their hearts.
most of them became very compliant afterwards, but one psychotic bitch just got agitated and started going on a killing spree. I tried to destroy her heart by throwing it on the ground but it just bounced off and only succeeded in getting her attention. So then I was on the run, trying to find a way to destroy her heart before she caught me. Finally found a blender, but woke up soon after slushifying the cursed organ; so I don't know if it worked.
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« on: August 20, 2014, 04:02:27 AM »
Listening to Windmills again... I think this song probably inspired me to dream about Obi Wan Quixote.
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« on: August 07, 2014, 06:23:26 PM »
Had a pretty cool dream that can be summarized in one phrase:
Obi Wan Quixote
Basically an old nutter obsessed with Jedi (after Order 66 and their near-extermination) finds a lightsaber (I think it was Windu's) in a pawn shop on Coruscant and proceeds to luck his way through a series of misadventures trying to bring peace and justice back to the galaxy.
Back story is that he always loved Jedi, and during the clone wars he supplied arms to the Republic; he was so proud that his products were helping the Jedi fight evil... and then his guns were used for mass Jedicide. It was just too much for him; he kind of snapped. Became a complete recluse, which his wealth allowed him to do, and basically just had his droids collecting every Jedi related item they could find.
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« on: August 07, 2014, 06:11:51 PM »
Authority: 1.00 Self-Sufficiency: 3.00 Superiority: 1.00 Exhibitionism: 0.00 Exploitativeness: 0.00 Vanity: 0.00 Entitlement: 1.00
Total Score: 6
I guess I'm just a cog in the machine.
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« on: August 02, 2014, 12:34:16 AM »
Weird dream last night...
Was using some sort of software that had various bugs in it. But if you found a bug in the software the developers would summon a ghost to hunt down and kill you instead of patching the software.
So I spent the majority of the dream on the run to avoid these techno-ghosts.
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« on: July 29, 2014, 10:04:34 PM »
...We were all playing hockey (a thing they actually do in pickup leagues)...
"Pickup League" - I imagine a group of people who drive their trucks around fields playing automotive versions of various sports... most of the time it'll end up as a variation on the demolition derby... only with goals.
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« on: July 28, 2014, 11:49:11 PM »
Are those kind of like bit coins? If so, I think we should start mining them.
Speaking of which... Factoring - The ability to look at a number and instantly know its prime factors (Payday! Probably through mercenary work for the NSA) I would also consider going with Jesus' food replication power.
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« on: July 22, 2014, 12:45:44 PM »
Dream Jerk
Dream JerkyAnd their hit single: Teriyaki Style
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« on: July 22, 2014, 12:28:51 PM »
But what is the board policy on necroposting?
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« on: July 22, 2014, 12:27:52 PM »
Don't drink and climb http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikH9ZRcF2QKnow your limits, and please drink acorningly. (I realize it's an old video, but I only saw it for the first time today) P.S. A nice youtube embedding tag would go great with the curtains.
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« on: July 20, 2014, 06:49:19 AM »
I don't normally share these things, but this one made me literally laugh out loud... several times: Which Early Christian Heresy Are You?My result: AntinomianismYou are Antinomianism! Antinomianism teaches that, since salvation is by faith alone, Christians are under no obligation to obey any moral law. Views of this sort were held by various Gnostic sects in the early centuries of the church, who argued that laws governing human behaviour were of no account since the inward spiritual essence of the human person could never be affected by the actions of the physical body. The term "antinomianism" itself, however, only arose in the aftermath of the continental Reformation, in which some of the more extreme followers of Luther understood the new emphasis on salvation through faith to invalidate the validity of any standard of moral law. Although Luther himself condemned this belief as a heresy, bitter antinomian controversies continued to spring up within Lutheranism and within English Puritanism throughout the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries. The doctrine is condemned in the Lutheran Book of Concord and in the Decree on Justification of the Council of Trent.
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