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How do you want to die?

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A nuclear weapon blows away half the country.
Rats burrow inside you and eat you away from the inside out.
A serial killer traps you and does terrible things until you die.
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WHO DA FUCK IS ASKIN?!!
« on: November 10, 2006, 01:28:35 PM »
Who am I? WHO DA FUCK WANT TO KNOW?! I am the fear in the darkest of your room, the boogeyman beneath your bed, I am the raisin in your milk, the earsplitting scream to CRACK YOUR FUCKIN SKULL.......a hopeful participant of killing you and your family MUWHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  am I kidding? probably not, oh well deal with it. :evil:
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Re: WHO DA FUCK IS ASKIN?!!
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2006, 01:30:04 PM »
Hahaha I welcome this mass murdering psycho into our midst. Does anyone care?
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Re: WHO DA FUCK IS ASKIN?!!
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2006, 01:35:03 PM »
Is it still HURRRRRRRRicane season?
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Re: WHO DA FUCK IS ASKIN?!!
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2006, 01:36:55 PM »
Quote from: BizB on November 10, 2006, 01:35:03 PM
Is it still HURRRRRRRRicane season?


hurrrrrrrrrrr hurrrrrrrrr hurrrrrrrrrrr maybe
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Re: WHO DA FUCK IS ASKIN?!!
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2006, 01:52:29 PM »
Quote from: IFOUNDWALDO176 on November 10, 2006, 01:30:04 PM
Hahaha I welcome this mass murdering psycho into our midst. Does anyone care?
So.... you welcome yourself?
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Re: WHO DA FUCK IS ASKIN?!!
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2006, 01:59:21 PM »
Well actually, I'm on the comp next to him, but it's all the same.
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Re: WHO DA FUCK IS ASKIN?!!
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2006, 02:53:24 PM »
I'm sorry, what was that?  Just for ref, in your poll, you used the wrong "your"....should be "you're".  Ohhhhh, the pain.
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Re: WHO DA FUCK IS ASKIN?!!
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2006, 04:16:10 PM »
They appear to be multiplying.
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Re: WHO DA FUCK IS ASKIN?!!
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2006, 05:27:07 PM »
I have a serial killer fetish.
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Re: WHO DA FUCK IS ASKIN?!!
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2006, 08:00:57 PM »
Quote from: ihatecliches on November 10, 2006, 05:27:07 PM
I have a serial killer fetish.

Does that mean that you, like, carry around the severed ear of a serial killer as a religious icon to boost your magical defenses or something?

Fetish

 :-D
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Re: WHO DA FUCK IS ASKIN?!!
« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2006, 11:15:49 PM »
Charming. :roll:
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Re: WHO DA FUCK IS ASKIN?!!
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2006, 12:07:31 AM »
Quote from: ihatecliches on November 10, 2006, 05:27:07 PM
I have a serial killer fetish.

And here I was starting to like you again. Serial killer fetishes are one of the most cliche goings-on among the teen-and-twenty-something girl set these days. Shame on you.
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Re: WHO DA FUCK IS ASKIN?!!
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2006, 02:25:01 AM »
Quote from: Apocolyptic_Embrace on November 10, 2006, 01:28:35 PM
Who am I? WHO DA FUCK WANT TO KNOW?! I am the fear in the darkest of your room, the boogeyman beneath your bed, I am the raisin in your milk, the earsplitting scream to CRACK YOUR FUCKIN SKULL......

This is what happens when your parents let you play grand theft auto when your 10. <sigh>
Welcome. If you don't bathe yourself in my blood this could be the start of a beautiful relationship.
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Re: WHO DA FUCK IS ASKIN?!!
« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2006, 10:32:00 AM »
Quote from: LuciferSam on November 11, 2006, 12:07:31 AM
And here I was starting to like you again. Serial killer fetishes are one of the most cliche goings-on among the teen-and-twenty-something girl set these days. Shame on you.

I find that the best thing about me is that I conform to no one's ideals. While I don't follow trends, I also don't deny my own interests simply BECAUSE they're a trend. Your disappointment disappoints me.
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Re: WHO DA FUCK IS ASKIN?!!
« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2006, 09:37:55 PM »
Your disappointment in my disappointment disappoints me.
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Re: WHO DA FUCK IS ASKIN?!!
« Reply #15 on: November 11, 2006, 10:39:48 PM »
Quote from: Apocolyptic_Embrace on November 10, 2006, 01:28:35 PM
Who am I? WHO DA FUCK WANT TO KNOW?!

"Not I" barked the lazy dog.
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Re: WHO DA FUCK IS ASKIN?!!
« Reply #16 on: November 12, 2006, 05:44:32 AM »
Quote from: LuciferSam on November 11, 2006, 09:37:55 PM
Your disappointment in my disappointment disappoints me.

How disappointing.

Oh, and welcome n00b. You don't seem like the kind who'll stick around here long, so enjoy it here while you're able to.
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Re: WHO DA FUCK IS ASKIN?!!
« Reply #17 on: November 12, 2006, 08:57:09 PM »
Quote from: LuciferSam on November 11, 2006, 09:37:55 PM
Your disappointment in my disappointment disappoints me.

Your disappointment in my disappointment in your disappointment disappoints me.
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Re: WHO DA FUCK IS ASKIN?!!
« Reply #18 on: November 13, 2006, 01:29:06 AM »
Your... you're confusing me.
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Re: WHO DA FUCK IS ASKIN?!!
« Reply #19 on: November 13, 2006, 01:29:24 AM »
 :-D +1
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Re: WHO DA FUCK IS ASKIN?!!
« Reply #20 on: November 13, 2006, 07:49:16 PM »
Does this mean we have a truce?
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Re: WHO DA FUCK IS ASKIN?!!
« Reply #21 on: November 13, 2006, 10:12:14 PM »
Quote from: ihatecliches on November 13, 2006, 07:49:16 PM
Does this mean we have a truce?
Oh please don't, I'm enjoying it much.  I have popcorn.
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Re: WHO DA FUCK IS ASKIN?!!
« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2006, 07:39:04 PM »
Truce doesn't have enough syllables.

Can we call it an "Armistice of Brobdingnagian Proportions, Being the Concurrent Agreement of Two Select and Separate Parties for the Cessation of Passive Aggressive Hostilities Exempting the Hours of 3:30 and 5:40 AM, Pacific Standard Time or Greenwich Mean Time, at which points LuciferSam Reserves the Right to say Whatever the Fuck He (Yes, He, Capitalized and monosyllabic. Like God.) Wants?" ABPBCATSSPCPAHEH35PSTGMTLRRWTFHW for short. Or, St. Brendan's Agreement. Or, The Forty Four Summit (44 years being our age difference).

Pick whichever you want, I'm partial to all of them and will cite any of them whenever possible.

"I'm sorry, I can't make any negative, snarky, or demeaning comments to the above post due to the ABPBCATSSPCPAHEH35PSTGMTLRRWTFHW of 2006. I will defer to CyberSniper in this matter", etc. Or, "Welcome to GeekForums, new member. We are an historic referendum of individuals, responsible for among other things: various masonic conspiracies, the hijacking of Byron Rickards' Ford Tri-Motor on the 21st of February, 1931, in Peru, the cessation of hostilities between Australia and Iceland in the great Austral-Icelandic war of 1993, and the subsequent erasure of all memories and paper trails related to that incident by a clever series of high profile staged bicycling accident assassinations, and the St. Brendan's Agreement."
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Re: WHO DA FUCK IS ASKIN?!!
« Reply #23 on: November 14, 2006, 07:47:40 PM »
Quote from: LuciferSam on November 14, 2006, 07:39:04 PM
Truce doesn't have enough syllables.

Can we call it an "Armistice of Brobdingnagian Proportions, Being the Concurrent Agreement of Two Select and Separate Parties for the Cessation of Passive Aggressive Hostilities Exempting the Hours of 3:30 and 5:40 AM, Pacific Standard Time or Greenwich Mean Time, at which points LuciferSam Reserves the Right to say Whatever the Fuck He (Yes, He, Capitalized and monosyllabic. Like God.) Wants?" ABPBCATSSPCPAHEH35PSTGMTLRRWTFHW for short. Or, St. Brendan's Agreement. Or, The Forty Four Summit (44 years being our age difference).

Pick whichever you want, I'm partial to all of them and will cite any of them whenever possible.

"I'm sorry, I can't make any negative, snarky, or demeaning comments to the above post due to the ABPBCATSSPCPAHEH35PSTGMTLRRWTFHW of 2006. I will defer to CyberSniper in this matter", etc. Or, "Welcome to GeekForums, new member. We are an historic referendum of individuals, responsible for among other things: various masonic conspiracies, the hijacking of Byron Rickards' Ford Tri-Motor on the 21st of February, 1931, in Peru, the cessation of hostilities between Australia and Iceland in the great Austral-Icelandic war of 1993, and the subsequent erasure of all memories and paper trails related to that incident by a clever series of high profile staged bicycling accident assassinations, and the St. Brendan's Agreement."

Don't forget the "moon landing", I've always had a special place in my heart for that one.
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Re: WHO DA FUCK IS ASKIN?!!
« Reply #24 on: November 14, 2006, 07:56:53 PM »
Who told you about that? We orchestrated that before your time in a joint effort of the Geekery Cabal, and the HN Cabal.

Someone call the Divine Secret Warder of Perfect Elu! An Unfranked Man knows Secrets (capitalized on purpose) beyond his degree!






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