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Messages - MISTER MASSACRE
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« on: August 19, 2011, 08:16:49 AM »
I received news today that my mother has a slipped ruptured disc of the I4 and I5. She'll be having surgery on the 25th of this month but while her full recovery is certain how long that recovery will be is still unknown. This may turn out to be a very trying time as my mother is the bread-winner in a house with a four digit mortgage payment. If internet gets cut off of the necessity list, I'll let you guys know.
Best of luck to your mom and remember that GOD gave us two kidneys for a reason and that reason was not getting our Internet cut off.
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« on: August 18, 2011, 12:59:26 PM »
To continue the trend, everyone here should post at exactly the same time.
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« on: August 18, 2011, 08:31:48 AM »
That's a very lovely haircut and sorry I don't have an image macro.
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« on: August 17, 2011, 01:19:08 PM »
I'm on the same page because I read very slowly.
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« on: August 17, 2011, 10:00:15 AM »
Judging by that avatar, I'm not surprised.
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« on: August 17, 2011, 09:35:24 AM »
My biological father ran a nautical music-themed seafood restaurant called "Songs of the Deep" but it went out of business.
They were out of tuna
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« on: August 17, 2011, 09:30:14 AM »
If you've built a lot of computers, chances are you have no idea how to rub anyone the right way. ...zing? 
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« on: August 16, 2011, 02:32:56 PM »
I built a girlfriend when I was 12! She was made out of Construx and sadness
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« on: August 16, 2011, 02:14:34 PM »
Wait, Gul Vic's a chix0r???
Does Lacerda know about this?
I do now! Not sure how to feel about this information. Happy? Sad? I'm going to go with ambivalent.
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« on: August 16, 2011, 02:11:30 PM »
You haven't even built a PC and you're calling other people "n00bs"? Damn son I built Skynet when I was 7
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« on: August 15, 2011, 08:36:27 AM »
From Sighs to Smiles, the Brief Tale of My Reaction to This Thread Welcome! 
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« on: August 12, 2011, 07:09:23 AM »
Some rules are made to be broken.
Said the terrible moderator
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« on: August 11, 2011, 10:31:13 AM »
You've been working IN computers? You must be so tiny! Welcome, little fella!
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« on: August 11, 2011, 08:26:18 AM »
what
Are you kidding me? What's with people being down on Frodo?
Ok, first off, he's taller than most hobbits, so you have to imagine his life has been pretty awkward. Dude walks around bashing his head on doorways and is constantly being called on to get things off high shelves. That's just annoying.
Then you have to take into account that he has to live in Bilbo's shadow. "Oh, what's that Frodo? You made a really nice spoon in your workshop? That's cool. Say, didn't your uncle have insane adventures with goblins and trolls and elves and dwarves and fucking kill a dragon and find immeasurable wealth? How's that spoon thing going?"
THEN imagine that you're leading your shitty spoon-making life* with your loser gardener friend and all of a sudden a wizard shows up and demands you basically save the world as a slightly-taller-than-average-midget who grew up in a pacifist hill community.
"Doesn't have done much good"? PLEASE SHALEYWILLIAM CONSIDER WHAT YOU ARE SAYING
* I don't know why I decided Frodo has anything to do with making spoons, but for some reason I feel that it fits.
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« on: August 11, 2011, 08:20:00 AM »
Guess those militants shouldn't have thrown their "Downed a helicopter" party at the local bowling alley. STRIKE 
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« on: August 10, 2011, 01:46:21 PM »
I believe you mean "bacon that used to be able to tapdance."
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« on: August 04, 2011, 08:15:21 AM »
The hard drive is full of the ghosts of the people who died watching or making White Chicks. Dunk it in holy water until the water turns red (or purple) and then it should be fine once it dries.
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« on: August 02, 2011, 08:45:34 AM »
False. I never knew the guy.
IBTNP has seen a movie with Bill Pullman or Bill Paxton in it.
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« on: July 27, 2011, 01:23:53 PM »
Actually in the geek leagues we have trouble lifting the bats
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« on: July 27, 2011, 01:19:47 PM »
I'll help you Neddy I like your posting style. Juggstown Massacre
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« on: July 06, 2011, 10:41:32 AM »
Is there a room full of cats in your house? You might be French.
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« on: June 27, 2011, 08:56:01 AM »
That's okay Audrey!
We don't like it when people register and post on our forum for the sole purpose of advertising. It's annoying.
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« on: June 27, 2011, 08:52:23 AM »
I guess I should have read past the first post before defacing it. Oh well.
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« on: June 20, 2011, 08:16:41 AM »
Yeah sure, no big deal, just the One Ring slowly sucking out your lifeforce, quit whinin' you little 3 foot tall pussy, hey, how's your stab wound you huge baby
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« on: June 17, 2011, 12:59:26 PM »
I really enjoyed The Night of the Hunter (1955).
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