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« on: June 03, 2004, 10:10:43 PM »
If all goes well, I should be updating the main page tonight. If all goes bad, I can look at this and go Either way, YOU A WINNA HA HA HA
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« on: April 23, 2004, 10:24:50 PM »
...despite the fact it will probably be back to normal by the time anyone reads this.
What's going on?
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« on: September 29, 2003, 01:14:37 PM »
...seem to be blowing through this place. Come on, you normally logorrheic losers! POST! I know you want to.
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« on: April 12, 2003, 11:53:41 PM »
I occasionally go to http://www.iraqometer.com to check on statistics from the war. Today, it presented me with this: To which I say: Whaaa?
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« on: December 12, 2002, 08:11:06 AM »
I'm in the retail business yet again ( ), this time temporarily working at a discount clothing outlet. (It's a special sale, and will be gone by the end of December - WHOO!) I work from 10-8 every day - that's 10 hours (for those of you who aren't mathematically inclined, or don't feel like adding). Here's what I do for those 10 hours: I walk around, make sure no one is stealing anything, re-fold clothes, and show people where the bathrooms/fitting rooms are. For 10 hours. This week I have 39 hours. Next week, it's 56. During this entire time, I stand. Stand, stand, stand. Needless to say, if I start acting uh, more strangely on here or HN than usual, just assume my mind has completely snapped from the boredom. ...need...real...job... /end middle-class whine
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« on: December 06, 2002, 04:09:34 PM »
About two weeks ago, there was a notice on the main page of HN that the forums would be up and about around the 30th. Six days later, the message is gone, and the forums show no signs of life.
IS THIS THE END OF ZOMBIE SHAKESPEARE?
(note: no attempts have been made to contact CG and ask him directly, as wild and unfounded conjecture is much more entertaining)
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« on: August 14, 2002, 01:11:34 PM »
"howdy the boy, safe I is jubilant to that Homosexuals can not a relation permit-proves registers too, which binds. That would really soil me for above, because I cannot live with this fact the men, like the men and the women, who are as Mrs. doin ' he with the permission of the government. Oh and also, I must do roasted."
From the original:
"Boy howdy, I sure am glad those homosexuals can't enter into a legally binding relationship. That would really mess me up, because I can't live with the fact that men who like men and women who like women are doin' it with the government's permission. Oh, and also, I should make toast."
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« on: August 07, 2002, 05:34:03 PM »
If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says 15 miles to the...N00b Shack! N00b Shack yeah I'm headin' down the Atlanta highway, lookin' for the love getaway Heading for the love getaway, love getaway, I got me a car, it's as big as a whale and we're headin' on down To the N00b Shack I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20 So hurry up and bring your jukebox money
Well the N00b Shack is a little place where we can get together N00b Shack baby, N00b Shack bay-bee. N00b Shack, baby N00b Shack, N00b Shack, baby N00b Shack!
Sign says.. Woo... stay away fools, 'cause love rules at the N00b Shack! Well it's set way back in the middle of a field, Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back
Glitter on the mattress Glitter on the highway Glitter on the front porch Glitter on the hallway
Well the N00b Shack is a little place where we can get together N00b Shack baby! N00b Shack baby! N00b Shack, that's where it's at! N00b Shack, that's where it's at!
Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin', wearin' next to nothing Cause it's hot as an oven The whole shack shimmies, when everybody's movin' around and around and around! Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby! Folks linin' up outside just to get down Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby Funky little shack! Funky little shack!
Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail! I got me a car, it seats about 20 So come on and bring your jukebox money.
Well the N00b Shack is a little place where we can get together N00b Shack baby, N00b Shack bay-bee. N00b Shack, baby N00b Shack, N00b Shack, baby N00b Shack!
Bang bang bang on the door baby! Knock a little louder sugar! Bang bang bang on the door baby! I can't hear you! Bang bang! On the door baby Bang bang! On the door Bang bang! On the door baby Bang bang! You're what?... Tin roof, rusted! N00b Shack, baby N00b Shack, N00b Shack, baby N00b Shack! N00b Shack, baby N00b Shack, N00b Shack, baby N00b Shack! A lot of N00bs at the N00b shack
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« on: August 07, 2002, 03:12:08 AM »
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« on: August 05, 2002, 06:48:07 PM »
Is that really you stirring up trouble over http://randyraven.proboards.com again? If so, quit it. Uh...not like I have any authority over what you do...
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« on: August 03, 2002, 01:03:51 AM »
Almost every day I log on here, and every time I do, I see yet another new registered member. And yet these people never post. Are they only registering so they can ogle pictures of scantily clad women that they could easily find elsewhere without registering?
Post, you leeches!
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« on: July 30, 2002, 03:20:39 AM »
I'm so very sorry.
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