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Author Topic: Doctor's note  (Read 5034 times)

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Doctor's note
« on: October 27, 2006, 04:32:40 PM »

Does anyone have a doctor's note sitting around that they feel like scanning for me? It doesn't have to have anything important on it, I just need to photoshop it so I can get out of work on saturday.
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Re: Doctor's note
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2006, 04:39:47 PM »

I left my prescription pad in my other pants.  Sorry.
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Re: Doctor's note
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2006, 04:51:19 PM »

So we scan the note and give it you. What happens when your boss decides to call you on it and phones up the doctor who promptly says he's never heard of you?
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Re: Doctor's note
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2006, 05:05:42 PM »

So we scan the note and give it you. What happens when your boss decides to call you on it and phones up the doctor who promptly says he's never heard of you?

You overestimate the intelligence of my boss, and also underestimate my ability to convince my friends to answer thier phones in the manner I specify.
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Re: Doctor's note
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2006, 05:07:07 PM »

You overestimate the intelligence of my boss, and also my ability to convince my friends to answer thier phones in the manner I specify.

Caught you before the edit.
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Re: Doctor's note
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2006, 05:09:44 PM »

Caught you before the edit.

Good call...I'm not at my best today.
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Re: Doctor's note
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2006, 03:13:13 PM »

Mr. Froman? This is Sgt. Petterson, Chicago police!

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Re: Doctor's note
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2006, 04:11:21 PM »

I have one but I don't think it will be much good to you...

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Re: Doctor's note
« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2006, 09:43:09 PM »

Yeah...sorry for bothering you guys with such stupidity...I'm better now.
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Re: Doctor's note
« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2006, 08:53:21 PM »

Yeah...sorry for bothering you guys with such stupidity...I'm better now.

Yes, yes, but are you more responsible now?
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Re: Doctor's note
« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2006, 10:42:58 PM »

Yes, yes, but are you more responsible now?

I sure as hell HOPE not, how boring would that be?
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Re: Doctor's note
« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2006, 04:56:49 AM »

I have my wife's discharge papers.

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Re: Doctor's note
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2006, 06:43:14 AM »

Eww.
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Re: Doctor's note
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2006, 08:56:12 AM »

Nah man, I'm good in the discharge department.
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Re: Doctor's note
« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2006, 01:13:58 PM »

Ewww.
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Re: Doctor's note
« Reply #15 on: November 02, 2006, 01:24:01 PM »

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