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4501
« on: November 25, 2003, 03:54:56 PM »
I dated a Jehovah's Witness once. He spent many an afternoon rambling at me about being saved (this is when I was still calling myself Catholic!!). I'm amazed that relationship lasted the three months it did.
There is nothing scarier than a religious zealot.
4502
« on: November 21, 2003, 01:08:29 PM »
Cop: I can put you in Queens the night of the highjacking.
Todd Hockney: Really? I live in Queens. You put that together yourself, Einstein? What, do you have a team of monkeys working around the clock on this? Hahaha! I love that movie.
4503
« on: November 21, 2003, 10:43:22 AM »
Randal:Oh, fuck you! Fuck you, pal! There you go again trying to pass the buck. I'm the source of all your misery. Who closed the store to play hockey? Who closed the store to go to a wake? Who tried to win back his ex girlfriend without even discussing how he felt about it with his present girlfriend? "I'm not even supposed to be here today." You sound like an asshole! Jesus, nobody twisted your arm to be here today. You're here under your own volition. You like to think that the weight of the world rests on Dante's shoulders. Like this place would fall apart if Dante wasn't here. Christ, you overcompensate for what's basically a monkey's job. You push fucking buttons. Anybody can just waltz in here and do our jobs. You're so obsessed with making it seem so much more epic and important than it really is. You work at a convenience store, Dante! And badly, I might add! I work at a shitty video store, badly as well. That guy Jay's got it right, man. He's got no delusions about what he does. Us, we like to think that we're so much more advanced than the people that come in here everyday to buy paper, or, god forbid, cigarettes. Well, if we're so fucking advanced, what are we doing working here?
--Clerks
4504
« on: November 21, 2003, 10:33:09 AM »
Does someone have teh geekery linked in their sig at HN? How in the hell did this retard get over here too? Ehhh...he probably searched one of our screenames.
4505
« on: November 20, 2003, 04:18:20 PM »
We can dig spatulas. This guy fucking sux ass, anyways. Should send him a link to goatse... Yeah, 'cause I'm sure he's NEVER gotten that response before.
4506
« on: November 20, 2003, 02:47:45 PM »
Get this moron off the boards ASAPHe's spammed HN two or three times now. Can't wait till Demo sees this...
4507
« on: November 18, 2003, 10:45:06 PM »
Little off topic here, but have any of you recieved an e-mail (forwarded, most likely), from a 'little girl'. She's 7, long hair, blue eyes, and dead. If you don't forward it to 20 people within the next five minutes, she will 'appear' at you bed tonite with a knife and kill you.
I found this rather disturbing, joke or not, and am a little shaken up. Whoever made it up and sent it certainly likes whatever thrill it gives them.
Just a sidebar. Gah!!! Now I'm going to have nightmares about that. Thanks.
4508
« on: November 17, 2003, 01:40:51 PM »
Hey, welcome.
4509
« on: November 17, 2003, 01:39:28 PM »
4510
« on: November 17, 2003, 09:05:00 AM »
HEY HEY HEY! Can we move the pr0n discussion OUT of my intro thread?!?!?
4511
« on: November 14, 2003, 09:56:48 AM »
It's teh goiters. They make me hot.
4512
« on: November 14, 2003, 09:32:23 AM »
She's my wife and I don't share.
Well... not with you anyway. Wait, are you referring to your wishful threesomes with me and you and pseudo, or to my illicit, highly sexualized affair with Fade^C?
4513
« on: November 12, 2003, 02:44:46 PM »
Stealing pseudo's bandwidth...
4514
« on: November 12, 2003, 10:42:48 AM »
Which one are you again?
OMG! I just took a peak at your website and after reading your intro, I tought you were the clone of my e-wife. I know your not. She is one of a kind. (I meant that in a good way...) So I just wanted to say welcome to the geekery!
Carry on folks Goddamn, you're right. We could be evil clone twins, Jez. Back on topic: I've used Pop-Up Stopper for a while now. And the Google toolbar.
4515
« on: November 12, 2003, 10:38:49 AM »
LO-Fucking-L
4516
« on: November 12, 2003, 10:34:04 AM »
4517
« on: November 11, 2003, 03:32:36 PM »
My my my... look what the cat dragged in! Erm.. I mean... Look! Someone dragged in a Cat! Welcome my dearest. I'm glad to see you here. Thank you, dahling. You know I only came here to spy on you, right?
4518
« on: November 11, 2003, 02:16:59 PM »
<hiDM>
4519
« on: November 11, 2003, 02:15:45 PM »
*sigh*
There were posts. They were preemptive. Certain...stipulations weren't fully met and Judge didn't agree to the terms. So, no e-divorce. That figure skater. Let me know where he lives so I can go gently beat some sense into him with a five-iron.
w00t!!! You do that, and I get to go screw around with Fade^C publicly!!! JUSTKIDDINGJUDGIELOVEYOUMEANIT
4520
« on: November 11, 2003, 09:39:24 AM »
*sigh*
There were posts. They were preemptive. Certain...stipulations weren't fully met and Judge didn't agree to the terms. So, no e-divorce.
4521
« on: November 11, 2003, 09:30:49 AM »
<hiphyre>
4522
« on: November 11, 2003, 09:28:52 AM »
YAY! Another really hot chix0r! Welcome Cat!
How can you be so sure? She's in disguise, I tell you!
Welcome, regardless. Hope you enjoy your visit with us. Many have, many are, and many more shall come to pass.
If I had access to HN right now I would img her pic over here. She is one beautiful, hot woman, but she was e-married to TheJudge. It's ok, we all make mistakes. I'm still e-married to him, the lucky bastard. Speaking of....GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND WELCOME ME, JUDGIE! Thanks all for the welcomes!
4523
« on: November 10, 2003, 04:17:00 PM »
In the last month, nada. But I did return an 80GB Seagate HDD that was failing.
I need a new monitor. Now I'm having wet dreams about that flat-panel.
*must resist urge to buy...*
4524
« on: November 10, 2003, 04:06:08 PM »
Because I need another forum to post in. Because HN'ers haven't quite taken over the intr4w3b yet. Because I'm really working hard at ignoring work. That's why I'm here.
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