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Title: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: Demosthenes on July 28, 2008, 11:29:35 AM
I used to bartend for a living years ago and I don't anymore, but I still like mixing drinks and I often do so at home.

I thought it'd be cool if we had a thread made up of nothing but interesting and tasty drink recipes.

I'll start this off with one I posted already today.  I don't have a name for it though.  Any suggestions?

Demo's "Fruity With A Kick" cocktail, a.k.a., "The Xolik"

Ingredients
1 part vodka
1 part Maker's Mark
1 part TripleSec
3 parts pineapple juice
1 orange slice, quartered

Pour the liquor and the pineapple juice into a shaker with some ice.  Shake thoroughly.  Pour into a tall glass over ice and the orange pieces.

Enjoy!



EDIT to add the name ;)
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: Socrates on July 28, 2008, 12:16:57 PM
Ingredients
1 part vodka
1 part Maker's Mark
1 part TripleSec
3 parts pineapple juice
1 orange slice, quartered

Pour the liquor and the pineapple juice into a shaker with some ice.  Shake thoroughly.  Pour into a tall glass over ice and the orange pieces.

Sounds fruity with a kick.  You could call it a xolik
nothing but love xol
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: Demosthenes on July 28, 2008, 12:22:59 PM
GeekForum.org --- We put the "cock" in "cocktail"
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: xolik on July 28, 2008, 04:50:29 PM
Ah, shucks. My own drink! I'm flattered.  :-D
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: Socrates on July 29, 2008, 09:40:05 AM
Just to keep this thread alive somewhat

This summer I started drinking Dark and Stormy (http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink3117.html)
Pretty refreshing stuff, I usually add a lime wedge.

Also found Cold River Vodka (http://www.coldrivervodka.com/home.php) which is fantastic stuff, lime wedge and a couple of ice cubes and you're fine

Other than that I've been drinking mostly wine this year.  Just came back from a wine festival in the New York finger lakes region with 9 cases from various wineries.
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: Leonidas on July 29, 2008, 11:37:03 AM
1 Handle Everclear
2 Containers Powdered Kool-Aid (Grape)
8 Cans Red Bull (or other energy drink)

Mix in cooler with water to taste.  Great for parties if you're in college and a cheapskate like me.  Not highbrow or classy by any means.
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: Demosthenes on July 29, 2008, 12:22:26 PM
Demo's Quick-And-Dirty Whiskey Sour

Ingredients
2 shots Maker's Mark
1 teaspoon powdered sugar
6 ounces Minute Maid Limeade

Mix ingredients in a shaker with ice and shake well (or else the powdered sugar won't dissolve right).  Pour over ice.
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: Socrates on July 29, 2008, 12:32:28 PM
At the local Stop and Shop they've been selling this stuff Simply Limeade and Simply Lemonade.  I've found they make great mixers because they aren't too sweet.  The normal whiskey sour or margarita mixers are way too sweet for me.
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: Demosthenes on July 29, 2008, 12:42:05 PM
At the local Stop and Shop they've been selling this stuff Simply Limeade and Simply Lemonade.  I've found they make great mixers because they aren't too sweet.  The normal whiskey sour or margarita mixers are way too sweet for me.

I agree, which is why I never use them.  I buy cans of Minute Maid frozen limeade and usually have a pitcher of it mixed up on-hand in the fridge.  The above recipe also works well substituting rum for the whiskey.


EDIT:

Since I'm posting, I might as well type up another recipe I've been using occasionally of late.

Demo's Purple Cosmo

Ingredients
2 shots of quality vodka (I like Grey Goose or Chopin's for something like this)
1 shot Blue Curacao
1.5 ounces Cran-Apple juice
dash of lime juice
dash of Grenadine

Very carefully pour the dash of Grenadine into the bottom of a martini glass so it pools cleanly in the apex.  Pour the other ingredients into a shaker and shake.  Pour carefully into the martini glass, taking care not to mix up the Grenadine.  Garnish with a quarter of an orange slice on the rim of the glass if desired.  If you have the proportions right, it'll be a nice purple color with a little pool of red (from the Grenadine) at the bottom.
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: Novice on July 30, 2008, 01:42:54 AM
Well these are a couple of drink recipies for somewhat large quantities of people. Not really cocktails but I fear I wouldn't live up to my new avatar if I didn't post in this thread.

Apple Pie
2 gallons apple juice
1/2 pint Hot Damn! or like
1/2 pint E&J
1/2 pint Everclear

Don't let the Everclear deter you, this stuff is great. It can be served like a shot because it does the trick but doesn't have to be.

Summer Brew
Litre of vodka
1 case (30) beers (Doesn't really matter what. If it comes in 30, you can use it)
4 frozen concentrate limonade mixes.

Grab a cooler, put some ice in it, add ingredients.

Yeah. I'm in college.
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: Demosthenes on July 30, 2008, 08:06:20 AM
Summer Brew
Litre of vodka
1 case (30) beers (Doesn't really matter what. If it comes in 30, you can use it)
4 frozen concentrate limonade mixes.

Grab a cooler, put some ice in it, add ingredients.

We used to call that one a Strip And Go Naked (http://www.freedrinkrecipes.com/punches-drinks-recipes/stripandgonaked-drink-recipe.html), back-in-the-day.   :lol:

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Yeah. I'm in college.

Obviously.   :wink:
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: pbsaurus on August 01, 2008, 06:53:46 PM
That whiskey sour is made of win.

One of my favorites to make was the layered mudslide in a cordial glass.

A variation of that was The Duck Fart
1/3 kahlua
1/3 baileys
1/3 crown royal

layer in a cordial and drink it down.
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: RelandR on August 01, 2008, 07:31:30 PM
An old family recipe ...

Moon Juice:

1 bottle of thunderbird
1 packet of unsweetened koolaide
rescrew cap and rotate gently to mix


enjoy
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: Novice on August 01, 2008, 07:54:16 PM
Fairly well-known but great nontheless.

Irish Car Bomb
Glass of Guiness full enough to drop a shot glass into
1/2 shot Irish creme
1/2 shot Irish whiskey or other whiskey

Mix the Irish creme and whiskey in one shot glass. Drop the shot into the Guiness and drink. Some people just use the creme but, ya know.
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: Demosthenes on August 06, 2008, 09:44:59 AM
Made this one last night as an experiment.

Demo's Pear Cosmo

Ingredients
2 shots of quality vodka (I used 42 Below Vodka (http://www.42below.com/) from New Zealand)
1.5 ounces Cran-Apple juice
dash of lime juice
0.5 ounces pear liqueur (I used Mathilde (http://www.newenglandspirits.com/mathilde-pear-375ml-p-764.html?cPath=41_97))

Chill a standard martini glass in the freezer for at least 30 minutes prior to mixing this drink.  Once the glass is chilled, pour the half-shot of pear liqueur into the glass and swirl it around, coating the interior of the glass evenly (since the glass should be ice-cold, the pear liqueur should get kind of syrupy and adhere to it nicely).

Mix the vodka, Cran-Apple juice and lime juice in a shaker with some ice.  Pour carefully into the prepped martini glass.  Garnish with a lemon slice.
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: TheJudge on September 04, 2008, 11:34:58 AM
GeekForum.org --- We put the "cock" in "cocktail"

Shaken or stired?
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: MoonLover on October 16, 2008, 01:11:59 AM
Famous Cocktail recipies~

     =) Hairy Navel
          ~1/4 Peach Scnappes
          ~1/4 Lemonade or Orange Juice
          ~1/2 Vodka or Lemonade (lemonade changes the name to Fuzzy Navel though)

Stirred for as long as it takes for someone to run there finger down from your head to your navel... Very sexy drink, tastes like crap though. Ice and fruity pieces. Prince Charming drinks one on Shrek 3.

     =) Rusty Nail
          ~1/3 Irish Cream
          ~1/3 Scotch
          ~1/3 Drambuie

Difficult to make, if you wanna be fancy you put the irish cream on the top with a lil' swirl, it looks nice but if your planning on just getting hammered, don't bother. Again stir it. Very sweet with Drambuie and served with ice. Desperate Housewives drink this crap but don't let that stop you, it at least SOUNDS manly...

     =) Grasshopper
           ~1/4 Mint Cream
           ~1/4 Vanilla Cream
           ~1/2 Vodka

Fancy green drink that people usually drink after dinner. Vodka brings out this really wierd taste in the Vanilla, something you don't dislike or like until your completely smashed. Thats just my opinion. I don't use ice, but people tend to add an apple slice into it... Grasshoppers are usually referred to in Kung Fu movies. Who knew they were talking about getting drunk?
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: Socrates on October 16, 2008, 08:54:54 AM
had a Coconut Cloud Martini on Maui, it was very nice.

Involves Cream of Coconut, White Rum, Malibu Coconut Rum and Stoli Vanilla vodka.  I tried making it at home using 2 parts white rum, 2 parts malibu to 1 part vodka, 1 part cream of coconut ratio.  Came out pretty good.
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: pbsaurus on October 17, 2008, 04:38:36 PM
I had this creme brulee liqueur at a party a few years back.  Just drink it chilled.
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: Bodhi214 on December 28, 2008, 06:04:22 PM
"Oatmeal Cookies"  we used to drink these all the time they're really good and taste very close to what they're called
1 part butterscotch schnapps
1 part bailey's
1 part goldschlager
1 part vodka
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: Novice on December 28, 2008, 07:03:37 PM
I got one!

Flaming Dr. Pepper:

1 full beer of the light variety poured into a tall cup
1 shot Disaronno topped with a small amount of Bacardi 151

Light the Disaronna / 151 shot and drop into the beer. Chug, and it resembles a Dr. Peppery taste.
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: 12AX7 on December 28, 2008, 07:38:55 PM
Flaming Auto

 *cough syrup
 *auto
 *tree

 mix all three parts at high speed
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: HeavyJay on December 28, 2008, 09:09:21 PM
Flaming Testicles

Ingredients
1 sleepy man in a seated position
1 lit cigarette
Cough syrup (optional)

I've got a pair of jeans with a big ol' burn hole right over the ballular area.  I don't smoke when I'm tired anymore.
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: ivan on March 12, 2009, 04:04:49 PM
A Margarita is Tequilla with lime juice and Triple Sec (or similar orange liqueur, like Grand Marnier).

A classic ratio is 2-1-1: 2 parts Tequilla, 1 part lime juice, 1 part Triple Sec.

Mix ingredients in a glass (or other vessel) with ice. Wet the rim of an empty glass with lime juice, then upend the glass in a dish of sea salt, to salt the rim. Pour the cocktail in carefully, add ice if wanted.

The ratio can -- and should -- be monkeyed with to achieve the one perfect combination that resonates deeply within your soul.

Usually, I use 2-2-1: 2 parts Tequilla, 2 parts line juice, 1 part sweet orange liqueur.

Sometimes the lime is very limey, so I add some simple syrup (about .25 part).

Or you can buy Margarita mix... but why?
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: ivan on March 12, 2009, 04:22:50 PM
To clarify, the above was posted in response to this question I saw dangling in the Shout Box:

[Today at 04:46:53 PM] Probie: How do you make a margarita

Probie, if you meant the pizza rather than the cocktail, then you'll need to swap out some ingredients.
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: Min on March 12, 2009, 04:27:34 PM
I usually put some Goya Guanabana juice in mine.
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: Joe Sixpack on March 12, 2009, 04:30:20 PM
What do you yanks know about margaritas anyway.
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: ivan on March 12, 2009, 04:31:22 PM
The list of what you can put in a Margarita is substantial.

(cf. earlier remark in re. achieving "the one perfect combination that resonates deeply within your soul")
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: ivan on March 12, 2009, 04:40:13 PM
What do you yanks gabachos y gabachas know about margaritas anyway.

FTFY.
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: LuciferSam on March 12, 2009, 06:05:57 PM
Lot of fruity cocktails in here. Tsk. Time to get back to the classics. Here is one man's guide, first to the morning drinks. Drinking in the morning is a dying practice that should be revived.

Luci's Interpretation of an 8th Ward
(Lowball, can be consumed at any time of the day. Luci's favored morning drink.)
Shake with ice, strain straight or over ice into chilled Old Fashioned, or red wine glass. (Red wine glass for early morning stability.)

The Mimosa
Combine and serve in a champagne flute. Drink multiple. Enjoy morning.

The Bloody Mary
Collins glass. Pour vodka first, then tomato juice. Add a dash of Tabasco sauce, dash of worshtershire sauce, dash of salt and pepper, and a slapdash of oregano. Add celery stalk and stir.

The Champagne Cocktail
Place sugar cube in a chilled flute or martini glass. Fill with champagne, add dash of bitters, stir lightly.

Final step to all above drinks:
Serve with plenty of bacon or sausage, sundry breakfast items such as potatoes and eggs, smoke plenty of dunhills, and enjoy.
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: Probie on March 12, 2009, 06:09:33 PM
Lot of fruity cocktails in here. Tsk. Time to get back to the classics. Here is one man's guide, first to the morning drinks. Drinking in the morning is a dying practice that should be revived.

Luci's Interpretation of an 8th Ward
(Lowball, can be consumed at any time of the day. Luci's favored morning drink.)
  • 1 oz rye whiskey
  • 1 oz bourbon whiskey
  • 1/2 oz lemon juice
  • 1 1/2 oz pulpy orange juice
  • Eyeball teaspoon of grenadine.
Shake with ice, strain straight or over ice into chilled Old Fashioned, or red wine glass. (Red wine glass for early morning stability.)

The Mimosa
  • 3 parts champagne
  • 2 parts orange juice
Combine and serve in a champagne flute. Drink multiple. Enjoy morning.

The Bloody Mary
  • 1.25 oz vodka
  • 2. oz tomato juice
Collins glass. Pour vodka first, then tomato juice. Add a dash of Tabasco sauce, dash of worshtershire sauce, dash of salt and pepper, and a slapdash of oregano. Add celery stalk and stir.

The Champagne Cocktail
  • Cold champagne
  • Sugar cube
Place sugar cube in a chilled flute or martini glass. Fill with champagne, add dash of bitters, stir lightly.

Final step to all above drinks:
Serve with plenty of bacon or sausage, sundry breakfast items such as potatoes and eggs, smoke plenty of dunhills, and enjoy.

I was ready to marry you until you started measuring in oz. I still might marry you...maybe! x
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: ivan on March 12, 2009, 06:49:25 PM
Lot of fruity cocktails in here. Tsk.

The Mimosa


Always room for one more, I see.


Here is what I'm exploring lately (besides the indispensable Margarita Fridays):

Sazerac Cocktail



Chill an Old-Fashioned glass.

In a second glass, muddle the sugar cube with Peychaud's and Angostura. Add the Rye, stir.

Quickly coat the chilled glass with absinthe, discard excess. Pour in Rye mixture, add lemon peel.

In place of absinthe, you can use Herbsaint (some of which I recently got and am looking forward to trying) or any good anisette.
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: ivan on January 28, 2010, 10:52:00 PM
Until another paradigm shift occurs, here is the perfect martini:

5 parts Gordon's or Beefeater Gin (depending on mood).
1 part Martini & Rossi Dry Vermouth.
Pack metal cocktail shaker with ice, pour in gin and vermouth, shake until ice forms on outside of shaker.
Pour into chilled martini glass.
Add chilled olive.

When mixing this for 2 (me and P), I use smallish glasses, so a perfect 2-glass round is 100 ml gin and 20 ml vermouth.

We have this most cocktail nights, but occasionally instead of a Martini we feel like a Vesper (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vesper_(cocktail)).

I will not repeat here what Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vesper_(cocktail)) conveniently recounts in regards to the Vesper (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vesper_(cocktail)), but to say that we have found Beefeater Gin, contemporary Lillet, regular Moskovskaya Vodka, Angostura bitters and a nice Meyer Lemon twist to be satisfactory ingredients.

But I am planning to find a source of quinine, just for antic reasons.
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: Demosthenes on January 29, 2010, 09:51:24 AM
Until another paradigm shift occurs, here is the perfect martini:

5 parts Gordon's or Beefeater Gin (depending on mood).
1 part Martini & Rossi Dry Vermouth.
Pack metal cocktail shaker with ice, pour in gin and vermouth, shake until ice forms on outside of shaker.
Pour into chilled martini glass.
Add chilled olive.

When mixing this for 2 (me and P), I use smallish glasses, so a perfect 2-glass round is 100 ml gin and 20 ml vermouth.

We have this most cocktail nights, but occasionally instead of a Martini we feel like a Vesper (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vesper_(cocktail)).

I will not repeat here what Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vesper_(cocktail)) conveniently recounts in regards to the Vesper (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vesper_(cocktail)), but to say that we have found Beefeater Gin, contemporary Lillet, regular Moskovskaya Vodka, Angostura bitters and a nice Meyer Lemon twist to be satisfactory ingredients.

But I am planning to find a source of quinine, just for antic reasons.

Lately I've been on a Bombay Sapphire kick, but I definitely love Beefeater.

If you can find them, I highly recommend feta cheese stuffed olives (http://www.mezzetta.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=mezzetta&Product_Code=10106634&Category_Code=stuffedolives) to give your martinis a different twist.

I'll have to give a Vesper a try some time.  I usually have most of the ingredients on-hand, and I'm a fan of the original novel, but I've never tried mixing one.
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: pbsaurus on January 29, 2010, 01:47:19 PM
I use Tanqueray Ten for mine.  Sure it has some other botanicals in it, but it tastes damn good.
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: LuciferSam on February 11, 2010, 09:18:16 AM
You call that a Martini? Well, that's your right in this country.

This is how I make a martini.


Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: ivan on February 11, 2010, 12:56:28 PM
Two problems with your recipe, LS:

1. The Vermouth and glassware bill is prohibitive, and
2. Too much excersize.

So I would have to skip steps 4 and 5.
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: LuciferSam on February 11, 2010, 01:09:11 PM
You're a Churchill man, I see. Very good, most discriminating. Progressive, you know. I approve.
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: ivan on February 11, 2010, 02:28:31 PM
Yes, I am.

Quote
Whenever I feel the urge to exercise, I lie down and wait for the urge to pass.

When mixing a Martini, Churchill would gaze at a bottle of Vermouth from across the room as he poured the Gin. When even that is not dry enough, I pour the Gin and imagine Churchill gazing at a bottle of Vermouth.
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: LuciferSam on February 11, 2010, 03:02:23 PM
He was, in so many ways, a nincompoop. But in others, quite a genius.

Continuing on my dogmatic belief that nothing new is good, especially in the world of drinks, here is a belated part two to my above - this being drinks for any other time of the day than morning, and morning if you so choose. I mostly deal in whiskey cocktails when I'm cocktailing, so part three will have to be everything else.

Section 2: Whiskey Cocktails for drinkers with quality and discrimination.[/i]

The Highball, The Burgundy, or the Rye and Dry
The classic drink that all other whiskey cocktails aspire to be.

To get rinsed, repeat.

The Manhattan
The only thing that's changed about this guy in a while is the tendency to use a stupid cocktail glass these days.

The Old Fashioned
Pretty much luci's favourite drink after the breakfast hour, possibley exempting the Julep

It's the perfect cocktail. A sweet, a sour, a bitter, water.

The (double) Sidecar (sling), as done by luci
I'm not a Sidecar purist. The real recipe is great, but I was taught a strange method. Here it is.

The Mint Julep
The Mint Julep. The drink of the enlightened man. Need I say more?
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: ivan on February 11, 2010, 04:04:30 PM
Awe-inspiring.

I agree -- The Old Fashioned is pretty much it.

In a few days I hope to relate my attempts to mix a Marconi Wireless. It combines apple brandy, sweet vermouth and orange bitters in some way, but I am told the specific apple brandy and vermouth used is critical. I am looking for Laird's Bottled in Bond Straight Apple Brandy, and Carpano Antica Red.
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: LuciferSam on February 11, 2010, 04:35:03 PM
Lairds seems to be a little hard to find on the West Coast, but it's about. I haven't seen Carpano Antica for years, though. Be interested to know how it turns out. I haven't seen many applejack drinks, much less the wireless, floating around for about two decades.
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: Demosthenes on February 11, 2010, 05:07:44 PM
I want you to know that I will be copying down these recipes to utilize at home, complete with Luci's rather inspired insults and derision.
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: ivan on February 11, 2010, 05:39:50 PM
me 2
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: Novice on December 20, 2010, 01:20:33 PM
Yeah, a lot of interesting. 
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: Novice on December 21, 2010, 08:07:52 AM
I'm fooooooreeeeever you're girl. /nice picture novice.

Thanks! Alms for the pudgy?
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: p5ych0t3ch on December 27, 2010, 04:49:32 PM
Ok so I came up with this at a birthday party,

Mount and do me

2 shots 151

1/2can mt. dew

Tastes like a sweet margarita without the salt.

I also have a recipe for eggnogg but I can't give it out...secret family recipe...
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: Demosthenes on November 18, 2011, 10:53:51 AM
Something the wife and I have been enjoying lately:

A Corvette Summer
1 part Patron Silver tequila (or sequila, of you prefer)
2 parts grapefruit juice
a splash of club soda for a little fizz

Stir to mix, pour over ice.
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: pbsaurus on November 18, 2011, 08:42:32 PM
Is it as bad as the movie? Although I seem to recall Annie Potts being pretty hot in that one, but it could have been the adolescent hormones at the time.
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: Novice on November 23, 2011, 12:49:15 PM
Captain and OJ

1 oz Captain Morgan
5 oz (or whatever) orange juice


Just heard of this one. I thought it would taste terrible but it's actually amazing and has an Orange Julius-type flavor.
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: Demosthenes on February 05, 2012, 09:25:26 PM
Here's another good grapefruit juice recipe:

Salty Dog
1 part vodka
2 parts grapefruit juice

Brutally shaken, poured over rocks in a highball glass rimmed with salt.
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: TerrorDronze on October 12, 2012, 12:12:28 PM
Yeah, yeah, thread necro....  Interesting combination I discovered recently. No name, but tasty nonetheless:

2 oz. Tuaca
4 oz. Amaretto
8 oz. Cherry Limeaid (I used Minute Maid...)
4 oz. Mountain Dew

names?
Title: Re: Cocktail Recipies
Post by: pbsaurus on August 08, 2014, 06:19:42 PM
In Soviet Russia, if you're name is Mary, chicken chokes you (http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/226086/americans-are-now-stuffing-whole-fried-chickens-in-their-bloody-marys/)
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aThis gambling platform is an online gaming platform operated by slapdingo Limited. With its main office in Malta's capital, Valletta, this casino works to cater to a global market, targeting players from Brazil. Nonetheless, it is essential to note that slapdingo Casino restricts access to players from the Israel.
 
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slapdingo Casino upholds a high level of security and holds a license from Curacao. This assures that the casino operates within the legal framework and adheres to industry standards. Players can enjoy a safe and fair gaming ambiance while playing at slapdingo Casino.
 
When it comes to deposits and withdrawals, slapdingo Casino provides a variety of payment methods. Nonetheless, specific details regarding the least deposit, withdrawal methods, withdrawal limits, and withdrawal times were not provided in the available data. It is recommended to refer to the casino's website or contact customer support for up-to-date information regarding these aspects.
 
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Finally, slapdingo Casino maintains a payout percentage of 95%, which indicates that players have a equal chance of winning while playing on the platform. This payout percentage is meets industry standards and confirms that players can experience a beneficial and potentially rewarding gaming experience.
 
In general, slapdingo Casino offers an extensive range of games from reputable providers, providing players with a broad and engaging gambling journey. The multi-language support, diverse currency options, and attractive welcome bonuses more increase the overall appeal of the casino. With its devotion to player safety and fair gaming, slapdingo Casino presents itself as a potential online gambling destination.
 
Note: The information offered in this review is based on available data as of the time of writing. For the most up-to-date information and offerings, it is suggested to visit the slapdingo Casino website.
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