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Hey you know what I freakin hate more than anything?  More than tricked out ultra-riced Type R's with big-ass spoilers?  The freakin dickless wonders who insist on driving in the freakin left hand lane on the interstate, goin 45 MPH, sight seeing.  As if the freaking median between north and southbound traffic is so scenic they have to soak it all in.  Damn Floridiots don't know how to drive I tell you.  It's as if there was a requirement that before you retire and move to Florida, you must first FAIL your driving exam.  Horribly.

And after I pass them, they freaking speed up and follow me?  Holy crap I just want to choke them all!!!!!!!   Don't get me wrong, I'm not some lane-changing, traffic-weaving asshole who has to be one car length ahead of everyone else on the road.  I can be as patient as any other psycho bent on ridding the world of idiocy.  But shit, give me a break I say!!  The left lane is for PASSING.  That's it.  Got it?!

And another thing - is it too much trouble to use your goddam blinkers?  SheeeeeI-it.  Common, it's freaking common courtesy!  You freaking selfish traffic slowing lane changing cutting me off inconsiderate bastard!  Your car came with blinkers, so USE THEM!

I'm not even going to start with all the punks in their Type R's cuttin me off like their shit don't stink - I believe they're just a by-product of everything else in this awful hellhole.  Florida, sunny, warm, lotsa bikinis, and the worst state to drive in.  EvaARr!!1!1!1!!!

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*whew*  Sorry all,  But I got a wicked hair up my arse that needed plucking.

Greetings to all.

With some of you, I am aquainted, and with others, not yet - so here we go.  

My name (in the RealWorld®) is Michael, I'm a Floridiot, and enjoy many fine cheeses (though not quite as much as pb I suspect).  I'm also old and cranky, but will attempt to put the crankiness aside during my posts (at least for a little while).

The Captain and I were just thinking how much my fingers hurt from the recent run-in with the car thief/alligator.... and I thought, "damn that alligator!  damn him to heck!  I'm goin online whether he likes it or not!"  Then I looked down at my new pair of boots and said "Take that, bitch!"  

Whew, first post and I'm swearing already.  That Cap'n will do it every time.  

For you U.S.'ers, Happy Thanksgiving.  For those outside, Happy Thursday evening.  

-- ah crap, looks like I gotsa work on the sig now.