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new activity
« on: May 01, 2014, 09:09:36 AM »
Action: Change one word of a song title or crucial song lyric.
Objective: Make it funny.
Example: "Does everyone swear (the way I do)" - The Police

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Re: new activity
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2014, 09:35:01 AM »
"Highway to Toledo" - AC/DC
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Re: new activity
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2014, 08:31:24 PM »
Master of Muppets
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Re: new activity
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2014, 02:46:41 AM »
Hams Across The Water
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Re: new activity
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2014, 04:13:35 AM »
Lucy is This Guy with Diamonds    (ok, 3 words)

Lyrics to The Beatles' Don't Let Me Down
"I'm in love for the first time
Don't you know it's gonna last
It's a love that lasts forever
It's the love that's in my pants"


The Devil Went Down On Georgia


Lyrics to Elvis' A Little Less Conversation
"Close your heart and open up your mouth and baby satisfy me."

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Re: new activity
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2014, 06:26:53 AM »
Someone to give my glove to.
- Johnny Paycheck

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Re: new activity
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2014, 09:02:28 AM »
All You Need Is Drugs (na na na na naaa)
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Re: new activity
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2014, 12:54:20 PM »
Leprosy.
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Re: new activity
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2014, 12:55:18 PM »
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Re: new activity
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2014, 04:06:54 PM »
Nails for Breakfast, Crack for Snacks
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Re: new activity
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2014, 06:23:59 PM »
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Re: new activity
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2014, 07:53:20 PM »
Something in the way ... she moos
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Re: new activity
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2014, 09:46:41 PM »
...Kwisatz Haderach, give a dog a bone...
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Re: new activity
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2014, 11:36:30 PM »
Taint Love
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Re: new activity
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2014, 09:17:41 AM »
Livin' on a Mare
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Re: new activity
« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2014, 11:02:52 AM »
:galm: :galm: :galm:
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Re: new activity
« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2014, 02:35:32 PM »
Never Gonna Give You Money
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Re: new activity
« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2014, 03:59:24 PM »
Perhaps, Perhaps, Improbably
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