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Author Topic: which TIN POT dictator are you?  (Read 3060 times)

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which TIN POT dictator are you?
« on: June 11, 2004, 02:55:54 PM »
here's another one with a few more options.  i just saw someone get tony blair :lol:

tin pot dictators indeed


i'm comrade stalin


Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you
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« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2004, 03:08:01 PM »
I got Stalin too.

Feh.
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« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2004, 03:13:56 PM »


You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs!
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« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2004, 03:14:30 PM »
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As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not


Erhm...

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« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2004, 03:15:20 PM »
Curiously, I'm blocked from that site while at work....  :?
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« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2004, 03:17:02 PM »
PRON PRON PRON!!!!  j/k~ :P
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« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2004, 05:47:53 PM »


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Allah only knows what's going on inside that skull of yours! Maybe that rag on your head is too tight and is restricting the blood to the non-loony parts of your brain, as some of you're actions are insane even by dictator standards! You declare ANYTHING remotely fun unholy and ban it (Maybe that's where the word TaliBAN comes from)! You persecute anyone who doesn't hold your heavily perverted view of your religion and you have no respect for women and then wonder why nobody likes you! Yeah, yeah, I'm an "infidel!" Blah, blah, blah! At least I'm not hiding in a cave with a bunch of "holy warriors" who run at the first sign of trouble and a poisonous old bastard the world wants dead!


Hey how did they know....

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« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2004, 09:55:45 PM »


Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit!
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« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2004, 06:54:12 AM »
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Sadly, you're not one of the smarter dictators! After having scores of innocent Muslims murdered, instead of leaving them where they lay where they couldn't be traced back to you, you have them carted back to police headquarters and virtually bury them in you back garden for anyone to find! Find them they did along with a long paper trail all pointing at you as the cause of their untimely deaths. You are now on trial for being so damn stupid where you're conducting your own defence! Face it! You're f**ked!

d'Oh :roll:
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« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2004, 08:46:36 AM »
Hitler.
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« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2004, 02:30:08 PM »
Alan's updated it, has he? Well, let's see...



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You answer the question: "what if Hitler was black?" A power-mad little shit that will do anything to keep your backside in the presidential seat, that's what! Sadly, no matter how much you persecute your populace, they are getting sick of you! When given the option of starving to death because of the piss poor economy you created or stringing you up by the nearest lamppost, more and more find the later more attractive! Also shave that stupid, little moustache off! It makes you look like an even bigger tit then you are already!


Hehe. I got Dubya last time (two or three years ago, that is).
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« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2004, 07:19:34 AM »
The Frueher am I.
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« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2004, 09:24:59 AM »
I be Saddam, or so it says.
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