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Author Topic: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs  (Read 13664 times)

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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #50 on: February 19, 2007, 10:17:25 PM »

Picture taken in response to this PSA:

"How much do YOU care about kids?"



"As you can clearly see, there is no spoon."

"And THIS wouldn't be a problem if you just installed Slackware on those robots!"

"Shit! I was THIS close to getting George scared of Litebrites."
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #51 on: February 20, 2007, 02:39:02 AM »

"No, realy.  He was this big, green all over... wanted me to... 'stroke his clover.' ...Is Ireland even a member of the UN?"
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #52 on: February 20, 2007, 12:38:22 PM »

Isn't she single?

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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #53 on: February 20, 2007, 01:46:11 PM »

"That's right, I was sitting THIS close to John Edwards at SuperCuts..."
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Re: Caption Contest: CD Burner up for grabs
« Reply #54 on: February 20, 2007, 04:38:53 PM »

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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #55 on: February 20, 2007, 04:40:25 PM »

* BizB <3 Vespertine
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #56 on: February 20, 2007, 05:05:12 PM »

* pbsaurus <3 Vespertine a lot more than that

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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #57 on: February 20, 2007, 05:08:15 PM »

Secretary Rice demonstrates the approximate volume of entries in the Caption Contest after all the dialog entries are thrown out.
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #58 on: February 20, 2007, 05:09:46 PM »


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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #59 on: February 21, 2007, 12:35:16 AM »

When asked how much patience she has left with the pundits and beltline cronies, Secretary of State Rice replied, "About this much."
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #60 on: February 21, 2007, 11:22:35 AM »

And here we see how close Secretary Rice is to attacking the president if he calls her "Condi" one more time.

Secretary Rice, while attempt to force choke a senator.
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #61 on: February 23, 2007, 01:24:09 PM »

Only a few hours left, guys.
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #62 on: February 23, 2007, 01:29:45 PM »

When asked why she was so angry, Rice responded, "The lining of my uterus is THIS thick!"
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #63 on: February 23, 2007, 01:30:30 PM »

Secretary Rice announced today that only a "very, very small... Tiny... We're talking a min-is-cule amount of time" is left in the caption contest.
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #64 on: February 23, 2007, 07:33:06 PM »

After viewing the first post of MarcusAuerelius, the secretary was heard to say "MarcusAuerelius, you have this long to go introduce yourself in the new geeks on the block section".
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #65 on: February 23, 2007, 08:27:54 PM »

Shade figures prove to be an excellent method in keeping Bush focussed.
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #66 on: February 23, 2007, 08:48:28 PM »

That's it guys. Thanks to all of you that submitted captions.

The moderators and I will review the topic and each select one caption that we thought was the best and then create a poll for you guys to decide who had the best caption.

The winner of the polll gets the booty.
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #67 on: February 24, 2007, 11:04:18 AM »

Heh.  You said "booty".    :lol:
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