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« on: February 14, 2011, 10:24:37 PM »
Bummin'.
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New Geeks on the Block / Re: Generic Greeting!« on: February 14, 2011, 03:51:36 AM »
I've said it before and I'll say it again: tits or GTFO.
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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Infamous "Me/Them" thread« on: February 14, 2011, 12:19:38 AM »
I work in the bakery department of a grocery store in a very tourist-y area of the Pocono mountains. It's hell on Earth. Today:
Customer: I need a birfday cake. Me: Well, you've come to the right place. All of our cakes are in this case here. Customer: MAN, THESE AIN'T NO BIRFDAY CAKES! THEY GOT FLOWAHS AND SHIT ON 'EM! Me: ...well, ma'am, they're pretty much general purpose cakes. They can be served for just about any occasion. Customer: *stalks off to the Carvel ice cream cake freezer* Customer: *shoves ice cream cake at me* Write "Happy Birfday, Shawn" on this. Me: Is that spelled S-E-A-N? Customer:  ESS. AITCH. AY. DUH. BA. YOU. EN. Me: *writes on cake and hands it to customer* There you are, ma'am. Thank you very much. Customer: How much is it? Me: $27.99; you can pay for it at the registers up front. Customer: I AIN'T PAYIN' NO 30 DOLLAHS FUH NO BIRFDAY CAKE!![/b] Me: *facepalm* 5
New Geeks on the Block / Re: Generic Greeting!« on: February 13, 2011, 11:38:27 PM »Call me crazy but I don't actually mind the romance between spock and Uhura. A pox on all your houses. 7
New Geeks on the Block / Re: Hey, I was wondering.« on: February 10, 2011, 05:55:12 AM »
Just signed up and already questioning the validity of our ways? Quite the shit-stirrer you are.
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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: Post your screenshot« on: February 04, 2011, 12:56:29 PM »Ooh. Nice Conky. If you want, I can upload my own Conky config. It's the one you can see in this screenshot. Ooh, please do. I like the big time/date on top.  My own .conkyrc, tweaked a bit since I took that screenshot. 9
Entertainment / Re: Hacker movies!« on: February 04, 2011, 12:09:47 AM »
It's not necessarily a hacker movie, but everyone should see 1981's Evilspeak with Clint "GAAH JESUS Weird Tingly Feeling HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE" Howard.
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Entertainment / Re: Best movies ever??« on: January 31, 2011, 01:16:27 AM »
Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue. Cinematic gold.
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New Geeks on the Block / Re: Wuddup All« on: January 31, 2011, 01:09:01 AM »
"I'd say Internet." -- Jeff Goldblum
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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread« on: January 30, 2011, 10:34:48 PM »
Sarlacc. I managed to turn my jetpack on eventually.
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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread« on: January 30, 2011, 03:08:32 AM »
Much like a cat, I come and go as I please.
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Anarchy / Re: Welcome to Planet Earth« on: April 17, 2009, 09:43:25 AM »
Congratulations, Joe! Enjoy the poo cleanup.
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New Geeks on the Block / Re: Hi from Jof.« on: April 16, 2009, 01:49:37 PM »
Ultrabrite? It's all about Ipana, man.
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Hardware, Software, and Other Imperialist Crap / Re: The "I don't understand what it's good for" "I think it's useless" "what?" posts« on: April 09, 2009, 02:36:32 AM »
I'd like to hear a spoken-word cover of that song by Charo.
Fun fact: her full name, according to Wikipedia, is María Rosario Pilar Martínez Molina Moquiere de les Esperades Santa Ana Romanguera y de la Najosa Rasten. Holy tits. 19
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: Geekery Denizens Photo Thread« on: April 08, 2009, 09:43:00 PM »
Old new haircut. (It's been almost two weeks.)
Dunno why I look pouty; I'm in a good mood.  Bad fake smile.  20
Flamer's Corner / Re: The 'Let's Bitch About Our Jobs' thread.« on: April 03, 2009, 10:16:06 PM »
I've been at my new job for three weeks and, luckily, I don't have much to complain about. (Aside from the pay, that is...but what did I expect from a grocery store?)
The only thing that's irked me thus far has been my training. Tuesday: Co-Worker 1: Do this like that. Thursday: Co-Worker 2: He told you to do this like that? Don't listen to him; he's a dumbass. Do it a completely different way. Friday: Co-Worker 3: How did they tell you to do it? They're both morons; do it a whole 'nother completely fucking different way. Apply that to just about every task I was being trained to do. 21
Political Opinions / Re: Calling all Catholics« on: March 19, 2009, 10:16:06 AM »
I grew up in north Jersey...the Indian kids and I were pretty much the only non-Catholics at the grammar school I went to. The meat thing always confused me.
Also, around first grade: Me: You've got some dirt on your forehead. Teacher: Ugh, it's Ash Wednesday. And that was all the explanation I got. 22
Anarchy / Re: An important topic« on: March 19, 2009, 10:06:12 AM »
What, no Goober Strawberry?
Creamy all the way. If I wanted a mouthful of nuts I'd catch a bus to xoli...nevermind. 23
New Geeks on the Block / Re: Role playing« on: March 19, 2009, 10:02:08 AM »Oh! Ok, well then I'm a black guy. There are no black guys on the Internet either. Anyhow...hey, n00benstein. EDIT: The above is a play on "Frankenstein," not "new Ben Stein." Yes, I just woke up. 24
New Geeks on the Block / Re: quick networking question« on: March 15, 2009, 06:20:53 PM »
The Tech forum has a 50 post minimum for a reason. We're not a tech support community.
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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: Geekery Denizens Photo Thread« on: March 15, 2009, 11:27:57 AM »I thought the beard really worked for you. Thanks, mang. I like the way it looks on me as well, although various creatures with vaginas have told me they don't like it. I should probably start listening to them. Did you shave it off because of your recent job interview? Actually, I think my mustache looks dumb so I figured I'd get rid of just the 'stache/connectors and go for the Abe Lincoln look I'm so fond of. I sneezed while trimming one of the connectors and carved a big ol' bald patch in my face. Sadly, that's not the first time I've done that. Whenever I'm sans beard, there's a damn good chance it's because I messed up while trimming or shaping. The grocery store made me sign a copy of the dress code which said, among standard retail/grocery dress code fare, "male employees must be cleanshaven." I've seen a lot of employees in there with facial hair of one kind or another, though, so I'll grow it back if it turns out they've abolished the facial hair rule. Haven't I seen you in a movie somewhere? Maybe when you were younger? I'd bite you for saying I look like Ralphie if I hadn't thought that myself just yesterday. |
