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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread« on: November 28, 2011, 11:13:09 PM »
I'm sorry, I was distracted by the repeated commas.
Ellipses... You're doing it wrong. 102
Writer's Block / Re: F**k it... I'm writing a poem« on: November 28, 2011, 11:09:30 PM »[Possibly] NSFW You I want to travel to that exotic country that is your body. I want to explore the country side of your skin with my fingertips. I want to visit the dark forests of your soul And know you in the dark, the light, the rain, the night. I want to touch every part of you, To be the discoverer of you, To be nationalized to you, The queen of you. I want to be a citizen of your body. I want to read all the books in the library of your memories. I want to study your air currents, Your warm, East Asian spiced breezes, The breath of you. I want to be the expert of the smell of you. I want to know the origin of you, To be the anthropologist of you, To be the curator of the museum of you, The historian of you. I want to map the topography of your being. I want to more than love you. I want to become a part of you. Like the natives of a land. When they speak of me, I want them to speak of me as Being essential to you. Until I blend into you. Until I'm natural to you. Like a landmark, a wonder, A very real and necessary portion Of the foundation and culture of you. And then I want to never leave. 103
Entertainment / Re: Do You KNow Someone Who Isn't Funny?« on: November 21, 2011, 08:52:33 AM »10 years ago the USA had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash.Hopefully Kevin Bacon doesn't die. That would be horrible. 104
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: Geekery Denizens Photo Thread« on: November 16, 2011, 12:47:38 PM »
That shirt, whilst holding that gun... quite possibly the best juxtaposition of objects I will see all day.
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Anarchy / Re: Minor things that piss you off« on: November 13, 2011, 06:07:09 PM »
I have found that the most accurate search engine for lyrics is actually, youtube.
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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: Geekery Denizens Photo Thread« on: November 11, 2011, 11:45:17 PM »
Haven't posted one in a while and since I was updating my photo elsewhere and somewhere else, I thought I'd do it here too.
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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Infamous "Me/Them" thread« on: November 09, 2011, 08:37:23 AM »
That thread got so close to mentioning Nazi's I think we should just go ahead and call Godwin's Law on it.
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Anarchy / Re: Minor things that piss you off« on: November 03, 2011, 08:40:40 PM »
Guys who think that just because you are being friendly that somehow means you're into them.
(usually because I'm a waitress and job inclined to be fucking nice to people WHEN I'M AT WORK or how about because you're a friend of a good friend of mine so I want to be nice to you for the sake of our mutual friend) 109
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread« on: November 02, 2011, 10:41:12 PM »
I thought he was out furthering the gay agenda to destroy the American Family.
Oh wait... that someone else. 
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Anarchy / Re: Minor things that piss you off« on: November 02, 2011, 12:08:26 PM »But it sure as hell makes you entitled! 111
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread« on: November 01, 2011, 07:57:18 PM »
Not having a huge interest in them is different from not knowing to shoot for the head.
Just as my dislike for guns does not mean I don't know how to use one... Or my distaste for violence does not mean I won't punch you in the face if you're a dick. 112
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread« on: October 31, 2011, 10:26:41 PM »I can't get into zombies I think I'm the only one. You, my friend are not the only one. 113
Anarchy / Re: Minor things that piss you off« on: October 29, 2011, 09:49:47 AM »
I still quote my best friends anytime anyone brings up the subject of advertisements.
"If you talked to people the way adverts talk to people, you'd get punched in the face." Also, what the hell is up with Dr. Pepper's new campaign, "It's not for women." Are they trying to loose half of their customer base? 114
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Infamous "Me/Them" thread« on: October 28, 2011, 11:31:47 AM »
You can also use an electric griddle instead of the waffle iron if you have to and shallots work too, in a pinch.
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Anarchy / Re: What American accent do you have?« on: October 24, 2011, 04:29:54 PM »
What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The West Your accent is the lowest common denominator of American speech. Unless you're a SoCal surfer, no one thinks you have an accent. And really, you may not even be from the West at all, you could easily be from Florida or one of those big Southern cities like Dallas or Atlanta. Result Breakdown: 96% The West 95% The Midland 75% Boston 73% North Central 33% The Inland North 27% Philadelphia 27% The South 21% The Northeast Quiz Created on GoTo Quiz The West? The West? What in hell and high water is that? I haven't been out west since I was 3 years old! EDIT: Okay, okay, I am a Florida-born native, but what... wait, no what? 116
Anarchy / Re: Vegetarian Recipes« on: October 24, 2011, 04:26:26 PM »
http://www.cookinglight.com/food/vegetarian/
This site is like crack for me. I get their monthly and have to try at least three recipes from each issue. 117
Anarchy / Re: WELCOME TO GEEKFORUM VIA SMF v2.0« on: October 22, 2011, 07:03:44 AM »
I didn't read the TOS.
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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread« on: October 20, 2011, 07:28:19 AM »I miss Wunderkind.I miss me too. I'm trying to come around but my mum is a bad patient and has to be watched like a hawk. 119
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread« on: October 19, 2011, 10:12:52 PM »
I miss the shoutbox.
Is my signature overwhelmingly large? I wanted something different, but I think this image is too blocky. I may change it again shortly. 120
Anarchy / Re: They can READ ur MIND!« on: October 13, 2011, 10:10:48 PM »
Our dog responds to the word "walk" regardless of tone or placement in the sentence. I'm pretty sure he knows the word "walk". If you say, talk, hawk, stalk, or pop, in the "right" tone, he'll just look at you funny, but say "walk" and you get a reaction. We can't even use it normally in a sentence around here.
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Anarchy / Re: They can READ ur MIND!« on: October 13, 2011, 09:31:01 AM »
Actually, a dog may store up something like 500 human words and a cat can store up to like, 1000 or so. So speaking English to them isn't as far fetched as some believe. A horse can have a human vocabulary upward of a 1000 words as well and I've even experienced a horse get annoyed with me for talking about them like they weren't standing there.
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Anarchy / Re: Homoerotic A-Team Fanfiction« on: October 09, 2011, 08:00:58 AM »
That's happened to me recently too.
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Anarchy / Re: Minor things that piss you off« on: October 08, 2011, 10:50:46 PM »Once they re-legalize domestic violence, this should be made illegal. 124
Political Opinions / Re: Suspected domestic abusers go free in Topeka« on: October 08, 2011, 10:16:54 PM »
If domestic violence is made legal will they make "he needed killin'" a valid murder defense?
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Political Opinions / Re: Food rights?« on: October 07, 2011, 10:11:59 PM »
Fortunately, I don't live in a dairy state. NC barely cares if you have a cow, much less what you do with it. You can have your cow and milk it too.
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