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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #525 on: June 14, 2008, 10:55:28 PM »

Use this thread whenever you're inclined to post with nothing more than "LOL" in reply to something.
No problem. The purpose of this thread is a carry-over inside joke type thing from another forum that no longer exists. This is where we post things other members have said that we found especially humorous.

Edit: BizB is the master of making TL:DR versions of other people's posts.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #526 on: June 15, 2008, 12:07:05 PM »

got this from ydnamtnediserp...

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #527 on: June 16, 2008, 08:26:01 PM »

I think he should invent some inflatable, transparent portals to the outside world and market them as Mike Rowe's Soft Windows.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #528 on: June 17, 2008, 02:11:37 PM »

I read that in Forest Gump's voice.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #529 on: June 17, 2008, 03:35:16 PM »

I know the answer to this but I'm afraid it's much to graphic to post on a public forum.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #530 on: June 17, 2008, 04:31:26 PM »

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #531 on: June 17, 2008, 04:32:40 PM »

I know the answer to this but I'm afraid it's much to graphic to post on a public forum.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #532 on: June 17, 2008, 06:57:15 PM »

So when someone asks where your house is, you can say oh, it would take too long for me to tell you because I have a Gettysburg address.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #533 on: June 18, 2008, 10:05:36 AM »

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #534 on: June 19, 2008, 01:46:01 AM »

I know one individual who would be delighted for a fag.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #536 on: June 20, 2008, 06:49:30 PM »

Me(thinking):  No it's a trap. 
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #537 on: June 20, 2008, 09:34:35 PM »

That's 90% of the time, everytime.


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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #538 on: June 20, 2008, 10:29:58 PM »

Damn, one away from having a hectar hat trick!
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #539 on: June 20, 2008, 10:32:55 PM »

Does such a thing as bad butt pr0n really exist? Oh the horror...
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #540 on: June 21, 2008, 09:33:52 PM »

And I have those showers where I stand in the corner cowering and clutching myself like a rape-victim in a movie, nervously letting the water wash over me and trying, in vain, to scrape the working week off my skin.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #541 on: June 25, 2008, 12:56:09 PM »

I've tried wearing my "Do Not Arrest me for Public Intoxication/Urination" shirt a whole bunch of times now and it never works - I'd ask for my money back, but the guy who sold it to me wears a shirt that says "Your Shirt Works Fine No Refunds."

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #542 on: June 25, 2008, 01:38:39 PM »

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #543 on: June 25, 2008, 06:21:11 PM »

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #544 on: June 25, 2008, 10:21:45 PM »

I was just wondering... maybe you could start a thread wherein you describe what you won't believe.  I bet it's a lot shorter.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #545 on: June 27, 2008, 03:56:01 PM »

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #546 on: June 28, 2008, 01:45:32 AM »

If anything I think McCain should stay away from more technology. Things like microphones and tv cameras.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #547 on: June 30, 2008, 09:03:26 AM »

Mine were 10'2 and 11'4. (Both C sections thankfully for her.)
Waitaminutethere.  Ten feet two and eleven feet four?  My god man.  How big are you two?
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #548 on: June 30, 2008, 05:41:03 PM »

Reason #1: They have a thicker, more voluminous beard than the average woman.

Bwahaha!  +1!!!


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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #549 on: July 01, 2008, 03:14:52 PM »

Instead there's a thread about cat farts.
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