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Author Topic: HECTAR! HECTAR!  (Read 217731 times)

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #600 on: October 09, 2008, 07:35:36 PM »

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #601 on: October 10, 2008, 01:45:40 PM »

Randy Raven's mom is so fat, I can't make this joke big enough to make fun of all of her.


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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #602 on: October 10, 2008, 03:17:01 PM »

Just play the grass some AFI and eventually it will cut itself.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #603 on: October 14, 2008, 10:53:24 AM »

When I was younger I hated going to weddings.

It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, 'YOU'RE NEXT'.

They stopped that after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #604 on: October 14, 2008, 09:40:53 PM »

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #605 on: October 14, 2008, 10:29:10 PM »

The only difference is where the pork goes.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #606 on: October 16, 2008, 01:45:32 PM »

Are you a goa'uld? Do you live in a jar?

+1 for the SG1 reference
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #607 on: October 20, 2008, 12:18:15 PM »

You mean no lights come on, the exact same as if you hadn't pushed the button in the first place?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #608 on: October 20, 2008, 01:18:08 PM »

Y'know, HTML and all that stuff. Geez!
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #609 on: October 20, 2008, 01:21:34 PM »

I'll be here all week.  :lol:
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #610 on: October 22, 2008, 01:24:38 PM »

I've been working on this game written in VB...

I know it was Socrates but I couldn't resist the author change.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #612 on: October 28, 2008, 08:24:32 AM »

False... unless "Stupid" is a pet name for your penis.

HECTAR!   :lol:
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #613 on: October 28, 2008, 04:49:43 PM »

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #614 on: October 30, 2008, 04:09:04 AM »

Couldn't you just have incorporated this into a lesson about evolution?

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #615 on: October 30, 2008, 04:00:16 PM »

:-D

I like you.  I think I'll kill you last.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #616 on: October 30, 2008, 04:04:02 PM »

That was a pretty good reaction time there, BizB.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #617 on: October 30, 2008, 06:54:25 PM »

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xolik: WHERE IS OBAMA'S GIFT CERTIFICATE?
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Demosthenes: So is mine.  I work in IT.


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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #618 on: October 31, 2008, 02:42:40 PM »

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #619 on: October 31, 2008, 03:09:45 PM »

You mean he's not going to fart rainbows and unicorns?
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #620 on: November 07, 2008, 05:11:22 AM »

We used to be sharks and we could replace our teeth at will.  But then Jeebus rode the dinosaurs and we stopped that nonsense.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #622 on: November 10, 2008, 04:23:55 PM »

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #623 on: November 13, 2008, 04:24:19 PM »

A not-so-thinly-veiled insult would be a thickly veiled insult.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #624 on: November 14, 2008, 04:14:56 PM »

False! I use toilet paper!

IBTNP will not clinch the toilet paper trifecta.
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