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Re: A Collection of images
« Reply #100 on: August 31, 2008, 05:07:34 PM »
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Re: A Collection of images
« Reply #101 on: September 01, 2008, 09:18:24 PM »
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Re: A Collection of images
« Reply #102 on: November 22, 2008, 09:07:58 AM »
This one I sent to my Scouse boss, luckily he's got a great sense of humour and now has the pic on his notice board:


Here's one for all you Fam Guy lovers:


And this one... well this ones just funny!:

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Re: A Collection of images
« Reply #103 on: November 22, 2008, 05:40:17 PM »
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Re: A Collection of images
« Reply #104 on: November 24, 2008, 09:31:50 AM »
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Re: A Collection of images
« Reply #105 on: November 24, 2008, 11:23:16 AM »
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Re: A Collection of images
« Reply #106 on: November 24, 2008, 04:28:46 PM »
Quote from: Novice on November 22, 2008, 05:40:17 PM


Time and money would be time + money, not time x money.

So then you have 2(money) instead of money ^2 and it falls apart from there.

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Re: A Collection of images
« Reply #107 on: November 24, 2008, 04:32:49 PM »
Quote from: Detta on November 24, 2008, 04:28:46 PM
Time and money would be time + money, not time x money.

So then you have 2(money) instead of money ^2 and it falls apart from there.



It takes a certain amount of money every hour, though.
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Re: A Collection of images
« Reply #108 on: November 24, 2008, 04:53:10 PM »
Does it really?  Give me a break.
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Re: A Collection of images
« Reply #109 on: November 24, 2008, 05:14:17 PM »
Hm.
I always thought it went:
Girls = Time
Time = Money
Therefore
Girls = Money

Then it went on from there. But really, who cares?
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Re: A Collection of images
« Reply #110 on: November 24, 2008, 05:26:18 PM »
Transitive Property of Equality.
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Re: A Collection of images
« Reply #111 on: November 24, 2008, 05:54:12 PM »
<homer> Oh man... I have 3 kids and no money.  Why can't I have no kids and 3 money? </homer>
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Re: A Collection of images
« Reply #112 on: November 24, 2008, 06:00:28 PM »
Here's a pretty good logic puzzle

There are only four on there, but they're pretty good.  I love ThinkFun.
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Re: A Collection of images
« Reply #113 on: December 01, 2008, 05:18:42 PM »
Quote from: kanca mosan on November 24, 2008, 04:32:49 PM
It takes a certain amount of money every hour, though.

I don't think we're talking about those kinds of girls.
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Re: A Collection of images
« Reply #114 on: December 01, 2008, 05:25:39 PM »
Quote from: Joe Sixpack on December 01, 2008, 05:18:42 PM
I don't think we're talking about those kinds of girls.

We often say "time is money."  Girls take up all of our time, so therefore they are taking money at every hour, minute, second, etc.
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Re: A Collection of images
« Reply #115 on: December 01, 2008, 05:51:51 PM »
Quote from: bananaskittles on December 01, 2008, 05:39:58 PM
I disagree, for the most part I want my boyfriends to leave me alone, I'll pay for all my stuff myself they just need to stop being so clingy.

Hrrrm...

Touche.
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Re: A Collection of images
« Reply #116 on: December 02, 2008, 02:02:52 PM »
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Re: A Collection of images
« Reply #117 on: December 12, 2008, 01:34:36 PM »
I'm posting some old sig banners and avatars for posterity. Let me know if this annoys you.

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Re: A Collection of images
« Reply #118 on: December 12, 2008, 01:40:50 PM »
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Re: A Collection of images
« Reply #119 on: December 12, 2008, 01:44:03 PM »
Annoyed yet? Good.

The red one was my avat on a food-related site. It contains a delicious Russian pun.

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Re: A Collection of images
« Reply #120 on: December 12, 2008, 01:49:40 PM »
The A-Team years... I was Amy.

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Re: A Collection of images
« Reply #121 on: December 12, 2008, 01:56:44 PM »
moar...
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Re: A Collection of images
« Reply #122 on: December 12, 2008, 03:07:00 PM »
Those are some pretty sweet pics.
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Re: A Collection of images
« Reply #123 on: December 12, 2008, 05:47:38 PM »
Classic.  Just the laugh I needed.  Thanks.  :)

I'll play too, although I guess Monk has my Faceman sig.  That was the best.


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Re: A Collection of images
« Reply #124 on: December 12, 2008, 05:49:25 PM »
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