Genetics suck. I have messed up teeth, my wife has messed up teeth, my dog has messed up teeth, what do you think happened to my daughter?

You guessed it, she has messed up teeth too. Even her baby teeth  
weren't good, some were at obtuse angles and had to be pulled out using a strong magnet and some glue. The dentist said that she needed to have braces or risk having severe tooth cancer further down the road from too many people looking at her mouth nonstop.

I didn't know what to do, I was out of my job working at the local  
toothpaste shop, and my wife's job doesn't have health insurance. Braces are too damn expensive to simply "cut back" on things that aren't needed, so what else could have I done? I wasted all of my last pay check buying lottery tickets, only to later find that I had bought 100 of the same tickets over and over again.

My wife was worried, and my daughter could not go to school since the
teachers said that she was too much of a distraction to the other  
children to do their work. Something had to be done, and fast.

One night on the computer, the answer to this problem came to me in the form of an email from some nice people at some random spamming agency in the Atlantic Ocean. For only 99 dollars a year, my daughter would be covered, and she'd be able to get braces, correcting her teeth for good. I went right along with the fantastic email that I got, it truly was a life saver for my daughter, she was so happy when she got 8 of her teeth pulled that we went out to get her a birthday cake.

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Only a few days have gone by since she got them put in her mouth, and
already we can notice a change in her appearance - and smell. No longer is there a horrible stench of rotting food coming from her mouth. She can now safely go back to school without the other children staring at her and causing the other kids from learning since they only stare at her.

If you're looking for a quick way to get your ugliness fixed when out of your job, or are simply too dumb to get a real plan, this is perfect for you. All you have to do is call their 1-200 number, wait on hold for about 25 minutes listening to their music, and fight with the lady about how many people you want on the plan. (She doesn't speak English, and doesn't know the number "one" in her native language.)

What are you doing? Don't delay call today!