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Title: I Haven't Been Here So Long, I Probably Qualify As A N00B...
Post by: Dark Shade on November 28, 2002, 11:31:34 PM: Hey guys...did ya miss me?

Dark Shade's back and blaring guns...again...for the third time...

Hope I didn't freak the hell outta everyone...especially you Unleashed...
Title: I Haven't Been Here So Long, I Probably Qualify As A N00B...
Post by: Min on November 29, 2002, 08:35:45 PM: I guess I'm too new here to have known you were gone.

But welcome back!!
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Post by: Dark Shade on December 01, 2002, 07:34:14 PM: Woo hoo! ONE person acknowledges me! I feel so loved!
Title: I Haven't Been Here So Long, I Probably Qualify As A N00B...
Post by: MISTER MASSACRE on December 02, 2002, 01:30:11 AM: Shaddap.
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Post by: Banshee on December 02, 2002, 09:47:53 AM: Hey Lacerda-

(http://jovan.ru/pics/even-more-crap/communazi.gif)

Unless you are already in Canada, in which case you should stay there. :D :D :D :twisted: :twisted: 8)
Title: I Haven't Been Here So Long, I Probably Qualify As A N00B...
Post by: Anonymous on December 02, 2002, 10:42:16 AM: The funny thing is that if you flip the image sideways, it kinda looks like the Canadian Flag, which by the way, is much more cooler than the US flag. (Please post flames below)
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Post by: MISTER MASSACRE on December 02, 2002, 02:07:16 PM: Quote from: Banshee

Unless you are already in Canada, in which case you should stay there. :D :D :D :twisted: :twisted: 8)

Don't you know? Once you're in Canada, you can never leave.
Title: I Haven't Been Here So Long, I Probably Qualify As A N00B...
Post by: pbsaurus on December 02, 2002, 02:14:02 PM: Yeah, they built that wall back in the '90s.
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Post by: MISTER MASSACRE on December 02, 2002, 02:15:19 PM: You wouldn't think they could electrify a wall made completely out of ice, but there it is.
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Post by: Anonymous on December 02, 2002, 02:58:44 PM: Actually, we're trying to build the wall around the US. Then we'll fill it with water... Mouhahahahah1 The evil canadian plan reveiled!
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Post by: Dark Shade on December 02, 2002, 06:05:04 PM: Ind33d...a giant moat, if you will.
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Post by: 7thSON on December 02, 2002, 08:15:30 PM: Quote from: TheJudge
Actually, we're trying to build the wall around the US. Then we'll fill it with water... Mouhahahahah1 The evil canadian plan reveiled!

Is that so Canada could be the 51st and only dry state in the union? :wink:
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Post by: Anonymous on December 03, 2002, 07:53:41 AM: Well, were' not a state. And don't want to be one. We just think it would be funny to fill up the US with water. That's the only reason.
Title: Hmmm.
Post by: ho0ber on December 03, 2002, 08:06:14 AM: Silly Canadians... At the rate the polor ice caps are melting we will ALL be coverd in water. All that effort for nothing.
Title: Re: Hmmm.
Post by: Dark Shade on December 03, 2002, 05:15:02 PM: Quote from: ho0ber
Silly Canadians... At the rate the polor ice caps are melting we will ALL be coverd in water. All that effort for nothing.

Unless of course, we AIR LIFT the ice caps OVER America, AFTER building our wall around it!

Ingenius, eh? I bet you wish you'd thought of it....

Muhawhaw!
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Post by: 12AX7 on December 03, 2002, 06:44:23 PM: Er, uh, could we get ya to substitute the water for BEER?
mmm...beer... covering America...an' it would be FREE!
and hang on to those icecaps... we'll need those to keep all that
beer cold! USA!- Keg of the World!
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Post by: 7thSON on December 03, 2002, 07:14:23 PM: Quote from: 12AX7
Er, uh, could we get ya to substitute the water for BEER?
mmm...beer... covering America...an' it would be FREE!
and hang on to those icecaps... we'll need those to keep all that
beer cold! USA!- Keg of the World!

Awwwwww yeah! Drowning doesn't sound so bad now! Don't forget to drop some snax, too. Cheese Nips and Chex Mix for me please.
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Post by: Min on December 03, 2002, 07:31:20 PM: Yay! Beer country!!
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Post by: Anonymous on December 04, 2002, 08:11:41 AM: Quote from: 12AX7
Er, uh, could we get ya to substitute the water for BEER?
mmm...beer... covering America...an' it would be FREE!
and hang on to those icecaps... we'll need those to keep all that
beer cold! USA!- Keg of the World!

Sure! But we coulnd't possibly use canadian beer. That's just way too strong for you.
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Post by: 7thSON on December 04, 2002, 08:58:17 AM: Quote from: TheJudge
Quote from: 12AX7
Er, uh, could we get ya to substitute the water for BEER?
mmm...beer... covering America...an' it would be FREE!
and hang on to those icecaps... we'll need those to keep all that
beer cold! USA!- Keg of the World!

Sure! But we coulnd't possibly use canadian beer. That's just way too strong for you.

Whew! That's a relief! I've never been a fan of Canadian beer. Please fill it with nice dark Guiness or some Spaten.
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Post by: Anonymous on December 04, 2002, 09:27:38 AM: (http://www.datazap.net/free/thejudge/images/Canada.jpg)
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Post by: Banshee on December 04, 2002, 10:00:51 AM: Quote from: TheJudge

Sure! But we coulnd't possibly use canadian beer. That's just way too strong for you.

Yeah, drinking piss water nauseates me.
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Post by: 7thSON on December 04, 2002, 11:03:56 AM: Quote from: TheJudge
(http://www.datazap.net/free/thejudge/images/Canada.jpg)

But in real life you'd be my hooker.