The Geek Forum

Main Forums => Anarchy => Topic started by: pickled kitten on October 06, 2007, 03:03:34 AM

Title: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: pickled kitten on October 06, 2007, 03:03:34 AM: http://www.jjchandler.com/tombstone/ (http://www.jjchandler.com/tombstone/)

(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t53/pickledkitten/credits.jpg)
(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t53/pickledkitten/tombstone2.jpg)
Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: Min on October 06, 2007, 08:13:06 AM: Sausage.
Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: Chris on October 06, 2007, 09:23:14 AM: I think Demo posted this one a long time ago:

Here lies Lester Moore
Four slugs from a .44
No Les No More.

There's more here (http://www.lotsofjokes.com/cat_301.htm).
Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: Agent_Tachyon on October 06, 2007, 01:16:28 PM: The three of clubs with "Is this your card?" underneath.
Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: Demosthenes on October 06, 2007, 03:18:17 PM: I need detta's Family Circus sig image to accompany this one.

(http://www.guildhaven.org/images/tombstone.jpg)
Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: Min on October 06, 2007, 03:36:43 PM: (http://www.miniwaankerbot.com/Pictures/internets/smilies/rollin.gif)

(http://www.miniwaankerbot.com/Pictures/internets/sigs/sidewalksig.jpg)
Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: jeee on October 07, 2007, 02:33:48 PM: Funny page Chris:

I like this one:

Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:
Born 1903--Died 1942
Looked up the elevator shaft to see if
the car was on the way down. It was.
Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: dcrog on October 07, 2007, 03:26:39 PM: Sausage and pepperoni. But I like Tony's better than Tombstone.
Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: TheJudge on October 09, 2007, 07:07:27 AM: :-o
Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: LadyGendom on October 10, 2007, 12:52:57 AM: Quote from: Detta on October 06, 2007, 08:13:06 AM
Sausage.

Ditto...only I would have to add "cheese" to mine.
Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: pbsaurus on October 10, 2007, 12:26:20 PM: I'd like virgin sacrifices on mine.
Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: Agent_Tachyon on October 10, 2007, 09:42:00 PM: Quote from: pbsaurus on October 10, 2007, 12:26:20 PM
I'd like virgins ~~sacrifices~~ on mine.
Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: TheJudge on October 11, 2007, 06:58:52 AM: Here's one (http://www.uglypersons.com/pics/img447767e3349f2.jpg) for you.
Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: saromadian on October 11, 2007, 10:13:56 AM: Saro Madian

A Fatal exception 0E has occurred at 0137:BFFA21C9. The current
application will be terminated.

* Press any key to terminate the current application.
* Press CTRL+ALT+DEL again to restart your computer. You will
lose any unsaved information in all applications.

Press any key to continue _
Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: 12AX7 on October 11, 2007, 10:34:02 AM: (http://www.musichouse.biz/desktop/images/anykey.jpg)
Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: MISTER MASSACRE on October 11, 2007, 07:10:09 PM: I can't use quotes, but this is close enough.
Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: TheJudge on October 12, 2007, 07:00:40 AM: See, I think it's funnier if we come up with the text for other people's tombstones instead of our own.

Lacerda

He shocked us all
He was a dude after all
Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: Min on October 12, 2007, 01:54:53 PM: TheJudge

He tried to rhyme the same word with itself
even though there's a free online rhyming dictionary right on the bookshelf.
Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: ivan on October 12, 2007, 03:58:18 PM: Ivan

He wanted to drink beer with Detta,
But here he lies all dead instead of.
Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: Agent_Tachyon on October 12, 2007, 04:16:42 PM: Evonus

He's not here anymore,
his antics were occasionally a bore.

He might have been murdered by a whore.

Whoa maybe he really was. This isn't funny! ABORT! ABORT! But not like a baby, because that's only occasionally funny, and I don't have anything of that magnitude on me at present. A-WORD! A-WORD! A-TEAM! B.A. BARACUS! CUT DOWN THOSE MAHFUCKIN TREES!
Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: ivan on October 12, 2007, 04:23:47 PM: Great.

Now you've gone and insulted the trees.
Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: ivan on October 12, 2007, 05:08:56 PM: (http://ivandavidoff.com/misc/tombstone.jpg)
Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: Min on October 12, 2007, 05:24:52 PM: Hi ivan! :)
Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: ivan on October 12, 2007, 06:25:03 PM: Hi, Detta! :)
Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: Vespertine on October 12, 2007, 07:12:07 PM: TheJudge
His life should be a lesson to everyone in every nation.
Who knew that smearing yourself in that much poutine could result in suffocation?
Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: Demosthenes on October 12, 2007, 07:20:23 PM: Quote from: Vespertine on October 12, 2007, 07:12:07 PM
TheJudge
His life should be a lesson to everyone in every nation.
Who knew that smearing yourself in that much poutine could result in suffocation?

God DAMMIT woman. I was JUST working out a poutine-related Judgie epitaph. :x

And yours is way better than anything I've come up with so far. Cheers! :-D
Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: Vespertine on October 12, 2007, 10:16:08 PM: Quote from: Demosthenes on October 12, 2007, 07:20:23 PM
God DAMMIT woman. I was JUST working out a poutine-related Judgie epitaph. :x

And yours is way better than anything I've come up with so far. Cheers! :-D
neener neener neener :-P

Mine's only better because I used Detta's rhyming dictionary to make a match with suffocation.
Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: 12AX7 on October 13, 2007, 04:14:37 AM: Vespertine

Chewin gum and kickin ass
Still pushin to the limit;
Only now just blades of grass

:D
Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: Vespertine on October 13, 2007, 10:37:16 AM: Quote from: 12AX7 on October 13, 2007, 04:14:37 AM
Vespertine

Chewin gum and kickin ass
Still pushin to the limit;
Only now just blades of grass

:D
LOL! That's almost got a mystical Asian sound to it. Sort of haiku-like, but with the wrong syllable counts.
Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: jeee on October 13, 2007, 03:08:35 PM: 12AX7
Is now in heaven.
Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: LuciferSam on October 14, 2007, 01:14:55 AM: Wait... evonus is gone?

(http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/5899/tombstonetf3.th.jpg) (http://img138.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tombstonetf3.jpg)
Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: Scheherazade on October 14, 2007, 07:04:07 PM: I want my gravestone to be carved to look like a television with an Xbox on top. The screen on the television should read:
Amie Lastname
1989-2042

Pull Right Trigger to Respawn

The Xbox on top should be carved with a port so that you could actually attach a controller...and imagine the cruel irony of my grandchildren plugging in their controllers and frantically pulling the right trigger.

edit: I told my boyfriend about this ideal headstone, and he did a Photoshop image if what it might look like.
Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: Agent_Tachyon on October 14, 2007, 08:29:09 PM: Like your grandchildren will know what an X-Box is.
Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: TheJudge on October 15, 2007, 08:08:06 AM: Quote from: ihatecliches on October 14, 2007, 07:04:07 PM
I want my gravestone to be carved to look like a television with an Xbox on top. The screen on the television should read:
Amie Lastname
OMG! Your last name is lastname???

This CSSP moment was provided by: The Judge - Making the world a little dumber, one post at a time.
Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: Scheherazade on October 16, 2007, 10:05:33 PM: Quote from: Agent_Tachyon on October 14, 2007, 08:29:09 PM
Like your grandchildren will know what an X-Box is.

They will! I'm leaving it to them in my will. It will be stored in a safety deposit box along with a printout of the Wikipedia entry on the Xbox.