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Anarchy / I'm an Addict.
« on: October 13, 2015, 10:56:48 PM »
I've had many vices through the years.  Drugs, tobacco, alcohol, tobacco, money, guns, porn, tobacco.  I still drink and take pills.  I've found myself lately enjoying what most simple people call beef jerky.  I call it the the "nectar of cows" or something like that.  Oh yeah.  The goodness of chewing a cow.  I'm not just enjoying jerky, but enjoying it a little too much if you know what I mean.  I have even thought about finding some way of injecting it directly into my bloodstream.  I'm smarter than that though.  If I did that, it would ruin the whole chewing and flavor experience.

I should also point out I have been sampling all kinds of jerky.  Different sizes, colors, flavors, and textures.  I'm not hooked on the stuff you find at the local 7-11.  I have better taste than that.  I paid nine dollars ($9.00) to have my latest score of beef show up on my door step.  That is a lot of money for somebody who makes seven fifty ($7.50) an hour, but it works to my advantage because the place that I bought it from is a 1.5 - 2 hr drive for me.  That is the equivalent to a 3 - 4 hour round trip.  Since time is worth seven fifty ($7.50) an hour, any trip requiring more than 72 minutes makes it worth the nine dollar ($9.00) delivery charge.

Is there an easy and inexpensive way to kick the jerky habit?  If there is a pill, is it one that can be taken with alcohol and other pills with no effect or possibly one that enhances the effect of alcohol and other pills?

TIA

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Writer's Block / Is There not an Armando Thread?
« on: August 16, 2010, 07:23:50 PM »
Looking For Armando

I was thinking about Armando
And getting in touch with him
Looking for Armando
Does anybody know what his last name is?

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Anarchy / Need Names
« on: August 14, 2010, 11:27:12 AM »
I need names for a boy and a girl. 

The Curzon/Jadzia combination I proposed already got shot down. 

Right now it looks like Kaison and Kaia are the winners.  I like both names, but not fond of them being so similar. 

Ideas? 

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Flamer's Corner / Quitting Smoking
« on: August 13, 2010, 05:36:28 PM »
Yep.  Gonna do it.  Gonna be rough, like your grandmothers, but I think I can do it, like your grandmothers.

I haven't had much of a mental reaction to severe cut-back.  There have been some reaching situations, but outside of that the withdrawals have been physical.  And honestly...  They are not any worse than a bad hangover these days.  I hate getting old. I hate doing grandmothers too.   

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Anarchy / The Geekery
« on: February 22, 2007, 07:27:52 PM »
The Geekery

There is a place
Where geeks like to go
The Geekery
Man, it is fruiting dark over here





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Anarchy / Abort: The crow has been eaten by a giant fucking eagle
« on: November 29, 2006, 10:35:08 AM »
Abort!

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New Geeks on the Block / Another one of Detta's bitches.
« on: November 08, 2003, 09:59:46 AM »
I'm a drunk and a prick

Everytime I get past n00b status, I run into something like this place and have to start over.  Oh well.

Oh yeah...  Welcome Dangermonk.

I welcomed myself.  I hope that is frowned on here.

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