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Messages - Daquirius!
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« on: February 28, 2007, 05:21:46 PM »
Bat Sharks are a huge problem in Kansas. In fact, I came across a gralloch yesterday and I bet all my money that a Bat Shark did it!
I really did. I lost a lot of money. Could you send some?
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« on: February 28, 2007, 03:33:40 PM »
It sure would be nice if I wasn't arrested.
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« on: February 28, 2007, 03:31:22 PM »
I know right? I had surgery from Doctor What and it was terrible! Where did my lungs go?
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« on: February 28, 2007, 01:49:55 PM »
I sure hope you're a girl! If not...
I sure hope you're a girl!
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« on: February 28, 2007, 01:32:33 PM »
Wot wot.
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« on: February 28, 2007, 01:30:36 PM »
Wich doctor dolls? Doctor, Which Witch? I am not as clever a wordslinger. I'll try harder! And also, those people are pretty neat!
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« on: February 28, 2007, 01:27:30 PM »
Ah-hahaha.
Ah-hahaha...? Surely you mock my desires for formal topic parameters! It's alright, I'm Off-topic as well! Blue balls, how silly of me!
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« on: February 28, 2007, 01:25:31 PM »
Maybe this is some innuendo about how soldiers die more easier than witches?!
Also, why did you have witch dolls? Man, who has those?!
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« on: February 28, 2007, 01:23:07 PM »
I sure hope my my sake it was!
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« on: February 28, 2007, 01:21:58 PM »
Let's get back to the topic at hand, shall we?
I propose anything released on the Sony label to be epic. I think you know why!
In truth, though, the single album I will always return to is Cash, and I think you know that one as well!
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« on: February 28, 2007, 01:14:45 PM »
I assure you, I melt just as easy!
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« on: February 28, 2007, 12:56:31 PM »
What fun I bet we'll have! I'm going to work really hard on those thought provoking posts I mentioned earlier, okay?
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« on: February 28, 2007, 08:58:24 AM »
Well I am seriously delighted by such warm words! Also, I'm not stuck in Iraq because, partly I think, I'm not cool enough! I am stuck in Fort Riley, Kansas! Minus dudes constantly trying to blow you and themselves up, I think it's just a bit worse.
So tell me, what kind of nonesensical traditions and expected behaviors should I know about before I make a fool of myself?
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« on: February 27, 2007, 11:10:30 PM »
A friend of mine recommended "A Canticle for Liebowitz" which I was assured was all kinds of awesome.
Guess what?
It is! Post-apacalypic religious overtones with an underlying message of technological reliance! A classic by all forms of the word!
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« on: February 27, 2007, 11:03:54 PM »
Song: Last Letter Home Artist: Dropkick Murphys Album: The Warrior's Code
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« on: February 27, 2007, 10:56:01 PM »
I will partake in photographic nerdery! and also, Apparently, someone was pointing a gun at my head! Amazing!
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« on: February 27, 2007, 10:42:52 PM »
In retrospect, I probabaly should have provided some information about myself to aid in your immediate judgment of me.
I am a 20 year old Army soldier. I hate it just a little more than I hate cutting my own wiener off for fun and profit. Minus the profit. I enjoy searching the internets for things of great amusement and I also enjoy watching violent TV shows and movies and also cartoons drawn by horny Japanese men. I used to built plastic models until I realized it was a cry for help, my own inner self attempting to tell me that my whole world was filled with false models and bad painting skills. I have persevered, however, and now I make comics about opinionated robots, hyper-intelligent zombies, feminist pirates and ninjas. Also there is another robot, but he is a sex offender. I wrote some short stories, but they weren't very good. Someone put them in a magazine and gave me $.25 for each word and I made thirty-three dollars and ninety cents. Figure that one out!
Okay, I hope to be your best friend very soon!
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« on: February 27, 2007, 10:33:16 PM »
-travelled for a long time through this internet in search of a place where I can settle and once again feel the warmth of an intertronic community.
SUBSTANTIAL THOUGHT PROVOKING POSTS TO COME!
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