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Main Page Stuff / Jesus is Giving up on You and Me for Lent
« on: February 29, 2004, 03:31:49 PM »
I'm giving up sexorz for Lent.  :(


**Edit ten days later**

I didn't work.  :(

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Political Opinions / Environmentalists caused the war
« on: February 29, 2004, 03:29:03 PM »
I think our outspoken member of the tin-foil hat brigade here would feel more at home on, oh sayyyy...the Yahoo forums maybe? Have you ever seen one of their message boards? It's the cesspool of teh intraweb!11! "Huuurrr, Liberals SUXoRz!" "Huuur, no you Conservative NAZIs SuX0R3s!!!11" The subject of the thread is "What did you have for lunch today?"  :lol:

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New Geeks on the Block / Introduction…(Possums!)
« on: February 29, 2004, 03:22:13 PM »
Quote from: The Humanist
Quote from: catwritr
Macintosh sucks.


A closed minded response like this was expected, no worries!


Funny, the majority of Mac users I know have the same knee-jerk reaction to Windows, yet nobody would DARE label them 'closed minded'.  :roll: Anyways, welcome new guy! I do both Mac OS and varieties of Microsoft OSes, so I'm taking heat from both sides.  :lol:

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If he did turn it upside down, that reverses the polarity on the shadow mask, thus causing the RGB guns to misfire. The overvoltage alone wouldn't cause the problem, but the reverse polarity is what sends the spike down to the AGP VGA Adapter but your OS should detect it and send an Improper Bus Parity Trap Flag to your IO Subsystem, which acts in conjunction with your AMI static bytes to shut down your system. He should be been A-OK if he defrags his static IPs ASAP.

I'm A+ Certified!  :lol:

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Political Opinions / USAToday's Poll on Gay Marriage Amendment
« on: February 27, 2004, 03:35:48 PM »
Nun being beaten, of course. Sorry, but I feel it is my duty to post this horrible link. Enjoy.

http://theonion.com/news.php?i=1&n=1

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Political Opinions / USAToday's Poll on Gay Marriage Amendment
« on: February 27, 2004, 01:47:54 PM »
Quote from: Law
I love polls that are designed to get the result the pollster was looking for...  :roll:


Which are you more in favour of:

A) Gay marriages
B) Nun beatings

Pick one.  :lol:

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Quote from: catwritr
My first banning was not as satisfying as I'd hoped it would be. :x


Neither was my first e-friend here. He didn't even thank me!  :x You can't call me tomorrow if you're banned, now can you?  :x

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He's my e-friend!  :lol: Pass the e-lube!

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It's "realize" not "realise", dear. Common mistake. This will be interesting to watch. A side question, please. Why bother joining up if you're going to make it a point to tick off the people who run the place? I'm certain you could do better things with your time if you have no intent to provide worthwhile content here. Re-registering once you've been banned may not be as easy as you anticipate if you're IP gets blocked. Why am I being nice now? I'm fickle like that, I guess. Unless you've joined just to troll. If that's the case, kindly don't post nor re-register.

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Quote from: Max Retallack
i like xolik
1 down 5 to go right? im soooooooo excited!!!


I like you too. Be my e-friend?  :wink:

1 down 5 to go? What the hell are you talking about?

Bob Dole

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I'm Max Retallack. I have a huge Ego and need to remind everybody that I'm Max Retallack. Max Retallack thinks Max Retallack should join a message board and then Max Retallack will then proceed to make an ass out of Max Retallack by trying to be the edgy, rebellious guy that Max Retallack thinks he is. Max Retallack will also post somebody else's email address in hopes that the regulars of this new board that Max Retallack just  pissed off will spam this innocent account that Max Retallack most likely pulled out of Max Retallack's gigantic ass. Did I mention in my posts that my name is Max Retallack? Max Retallack, Max Retallack, Bob Dole, Max Retallack!

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Political Opinions / Environmentalists caused the war
« on: February 27, 2004, 11:17:48 AM »
Quote from: Lacerda
If have to bring ONE more apple to someone so they'll give me a saltshaker that might let me get into a castle, I'm going to go nuts.

Stupid item-based quests.


Hey, it's either that or you spend most of the game playing UPS running all over the bloody world delivering items to ungrateful NPCs.

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Political Opinions / Re: Environmentalists caused the war
« on: February 26, 2004, 11:53:10 PM »
Quote from: porcuswine
environmentalist whacko`s there`d be no OPEC.


Nothing like letting Limbaugh speak for you.  :roll:  B+ effort for trolling, but could have used more "Feminazi" references.

OPEC=Over Pricing Every Can.  :lol:

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Hardware, Software, and Other Imperialist Crap / Post Your Setup
« on: February 26, 2004, 05:34:21 PM »
Amiga 500
No internal hard drive
Internal Floppy! W00t!
Color monitor
TWO button mouse. (Classy, eh?)
Workbench 1.2
Extra 512k RAM.
Motorola MC 68000 running at 7.14mhz
9600 baud modem.

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It won't let you remove the file from your to-be-burned list? Then just burn it and then toss the newly made coaster. If you want a good way to play doom, get yourself an old 486. Or try that JDOOM link I gave you one the first page.

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That was just to make the screen goes "BRRRRZZZT!" and give you a cool color show. CTRL+ALT+DEL and use task manager to find out if DOOM.EXE is being used. If it is, End Task, if not, reboot and go into safe mode. You should be able to delete it just fine in safe mode.

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Quote from: Scuzzy
and 1) I want doom completely off my computer and 2) if thats not possible how would I remap it?


Flatten and reinstall everything. It's your only hope. Doom doesn't come with an un-install option, at least not one that I'm aware of. All I had to do to get it off my system was just to delete the DOOM folder. That's all there is to it.

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Political Opinions / USAToday's Poll on Gay Marriage Amendment
« on: February 26, 2004, 11:50:26 AM »
Making bigotry law of the land wouldn't go over too well, I'd think.  :roll:

We tried telling people how to live their lives 'morally' before with the whole "Ok, nobody can drink booze anymore" amendment and look how well that one went over.

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Hardware, Software, and Other Imperialist Crap / printhead?? Canon i860
« on: February 25, 2004, 06:52:09 PM »
Having an extra one is fine. Just store it somewhere cool where it won't get so hot the ink will dry up. They don't really break easily unless they become contaminated. Just don't touch the contact points and you should be fine.

"Printhead"=What gay printers give each other.

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Never mind. Beaten like a redheaded stepchild.

Hey, that reminds me. Have you tried JDoom? You'll need the original CD but it gives DOOM a complete overhaul.

http://www.doomsdayhq.com/

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Hardware, Software, and Other Imperialist Crap / printhead?? Canon i860
« on: February 25, 2004, 02:53:04 PM »
Is this an additional print head? If you hit Canon's website and do a FAQ search for that model by catagory, there is a nifty flash page that shows what to do with the printhead. Sorry, I can't link directly to it because of the way Canon has the page set up.

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Main Page Stuff / Uh... somebody explain to me again why this is an issue?
« on: February 24, 2004, 05:56:41 PM »
Forgive the low level necromancy, but I had to dig this up again and post this little gem. Enjoy!

http://www.markfiore.com/animation/agenda.html

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Political Opinions / Minnesota vs. Virginia
« on: February 24, 2004, 02:54:08 PM »
I've always wondered what a 'fucking flag' looks like.  :)

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New Geeks on the Block / Hi
« on: February 23, 2004, 06:47:11 PM »
Quote from: pseudonymph
I like Simcity 3000, but boy do I cheat!


Welcome to Teh Geekery!


"Call Cousin Vinny"  :lol:

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New Geeks on the Block / Hi........
« on: February 23, 2004, 05:29:07 PM »
You kids and your new fangled video systems. Give me a TurboDuo any day of the week! Oh yeah, welcome!  :D

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