Here's what you need to do: Kill one and put the head on a tiny pike out in the front yard as a warning to all the others.

Today's rant: Scripted co-workers.

My direct boss: (If conversation=1, then start each sentence with "You realize, " end sentence with ", right?" regardless of topic) "You realize that, back in the ancient days, druids were actually space aliens, right?" "You realize that I love to proclaim assumptions that you know the same things I know about idiotic topics that nobody actually gives two shits about, that way when you say no, I sound so much smarter than you, right?"
Also, (If silence = longer than 10 minutes, then goto "overused jokes") "ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER NICKLE AFTER TAXES" <--repeat every time somebody walks in to the room.
Sometimes he changes the script to start every sentence with "Basically, ....." but those are more rare.

Then there's this one guy who makes it a point to always enter the room halfway into a verse from "Good Morning America, How Are You". Won't say a damn thing until he's got the door halfway open then he bursts into mid-verse. HAY I'M MAKING PEOPLE THINK I COME TO WORK SINGING I'M SO COOL!

I work with robots.

http://www.license.shorturl.com/

Check your Driver's License
 Now you can see anyone's Driver's License on the Internet.
 Just enter your name, city and state to see if
 yours is on file. After your license comes on the screen,
 click the box marked 'Please Remove'. This will remove it from
 public viewing, but not from law enforcement.
 

I like the "Moped" restriction.

Uh, no, I've never been to the place. Ever. Oh, look, a puppy!

Does X ever mark the spot?

Frequently when drunk.

You would know!  

I'm here to entertain AND inform!

Is "ladyman" or "ladymen" also acceptable for males?

In Thailand, yes.

I've been guilty of using "Gentlewomen" from time to time.

He was like a mentor to me. I...I'll miss him. 

OMG MARQUEE MARK!!!!!!!!

There seems to be mixed reaction about the game with most of them being negative about it I feel blogs are meant for chatting and games however short they are are best left in the games room of which there are hundreds out there So, let’s keep chatting rooms as such where you can exchange discussions about any topic under the sun to be honest, I feel that that there is a lot more you can do here than playing mini games

Hey, you've made some pretty good posts since joining up. I may be blind, but I don't see your introduction post in the New Geeks section. Would you mind terribly going over there and making an intro post to tell us about yourself? Kind of a tradition around here. 

Hi there fellow Geeks, my question is as follows.

Our Office has a simple network setup with 4 machines.
There is no server only a workgroup setup with hubs to share the connections.

I use a usb drive on my machine to write the backup to from the other
machines, using a program called Goodsync. It works ok but i wonder
if i would be better off to connect the drive directly
to the network via an adaptor (Lan to Usb port if it exists?)
maybe would this free up my pc as lately it has been very bogged down
with "csrss.exe" at times using up to 50% of the available ram.................

Am i correct in asuming that if i can change the way that the usb drive
is connected will it free up my pc??

My pc is Vista Home with 4 gig ram, all the other pcs in the workgroup are
xp with latest updates installed.

The reason why your computer is so dang slow is exactly because of that csrss.exe. It's a well known trojan! What you need to do in order to speed up your computer again is to first turn off DEP and reboot the system.

After it comes back up, do a regedit search for "csrss.exe" and delete any entry that you find. It's probably wormed its way well into your registry so there may be more than one entry for it. Delete them all. After you've done that, do a search on your hard drive fir "csrss.exe" and delete that file. After all that reboot, and you'll be golden!

Yeh, ok. So what I get out of this is that an email from a drunk teenager in the UK is more of a potential threat than 360 degrees of wide open border...


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Dude, that kid was WHITE. Gotta make an example out of somebody!