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Messages - TheJudge

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New Geeks on the Block / Re: yet another geek
« on: January 05, 2011, 09:48:49 AM »
Question: Do Brazzilians get brazilians?

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New Geeks on the Block / Re: Greetings and salutations!
« on: January 05, 2011, 09:47:28 AM »
I'm a very shy person and have a hard time getting into new social circles.

WE DON'T LIKE PEOPLE WITH CONFIDENCE ISSUES!!!!!

*Bans Fraggles*


Just kidding! Welcome!

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Anarchy / Re: Best Angel?
« on: January 05, 2011, 09:39:38 AM »
Gabriel is the best angel. He's the one who told Mary "You just got fucked by God".



She didn't feel a thing.

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Homework Help / Re: Religious Studies Assignment
« on: December 31, 2010, 08:42:01 AM »
How do we know god is real?
Because I just replied to your ignorant post peasant!

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Anarchy / Happy Holidays Bitches!
« on: December 24, 2010, 09:47:34 AM »

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Writer's Block / Re: "The Lullaby Curse" discussion thread
« on: December 23, 2010, 09:10:10 AM »
Oh, I do have one suggestion...


"The two prostitutes on either side of young Aleks had been dead for a while now and were growing stiff."

Add the follwing line: "it was a that point that Aleks noticed he was groing stiff too. Time to find some more prostitutes..." And then keep going with the rest.


 :lol:

OR... If you want to pay homage to my friend Xolix, go with:

"The two prostitutes on either side of young Aleks had been dead for a while now and were growing stiff. It was a that point that Aleks noticed he was groing stiff too. He watched as Aleks slept, unaware and peaceful… stupid. He had to admit however, that the corpse fucking scene he just witnessed was pretty funny."


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Anarchy / It's official!
« on: December 22, 2010, 08:53:52 PM »
I'm going to be spending more time around here. I don't know if that's good or bad for the rest of you! lol! Unfortunately for me, the office decided to increase intraweb usage monitoring and installed an even more annoying firewall which means I can't really do much work on my wesbites anymore, and that's what kept me away from here. Pretty much every site I own or visit for the purpose of conducting my side business is now blocked. It's like they looked at my profile and based their firewall rules on my surfing patterns. Sure, there are ways around it, but they've gone mad with power! Monitoring every little click. I need to behave for now :)

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Homework Help / Re: Religious Studies Assignment
« on: December 22, 2010, 03:15:49 PM »
Isn't this about euthanasia? Anyway, just to the devil's advocate, I think it would be a good comprimise for both sides to say euthanasia acceptable, however it must be euthanasia via anal sex. You'd have to really want it.

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New Geeks on the Block / Re: I'm suing!
« on: December 22, 2010, 02:59:48 PM »
My Criminology Professor was intent on teaching us about the bizarre lawsuits in Canada. These involved anal rape, prostitution, pornography, cases of necessity where people were forced to eat each other... Really fun stuff

It's great to have dedicated teachers. Did he win the lawsuits?

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Anarchy / Re: pb, read this!
« on: December 22, 2010, 02:55:56 PM »
PB gets all the HAWT CHIXX0RZ!!

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Writer's Block / Re: "The Lullaby Curse" discussion thread
« on: December 22, 2010, 02:53:12 PM »
Alright, I finlly got around to reading this today. After just a few paragraph, I was impressed. After a few more, and I was hooked. Then I noticed I had meetings. I rescheduled them so I could finish reading this. Other than the occasional errors, I certainly see book potential! Get someone to review the work. Keep at it, and bring me the rest ASAP. I want to read the whole thing NOW!

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Anarchy / Re: Time to Get Nekkid!!!
« on: December 11, 2010, 08:34:35 PM »
This excellently titled thread created by Detta has summoned me from my dark corner.


I am dissapointed. Also, I'm not sure if exellently is a word.



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Anarchy / Re: RGP Flow Chart
« on: October 24, 2010, 07:03:49 AM »
Shouldn't the tower erection be the end result? OMFGLOL!!11

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Anarchy / Re: RGP Flow Chart
« on: October 20, 2010, 08:34:31 PM »
That's what the Chinese call it.

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Anarchy / RGP Flow Chart
« on: October 20, 2010, 11:37:29 AM »
It's funny cause it's true!


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New Geeks on the Block / Re: It Is I
« on: October 20, 2010, 11:33:11 AM »
And by medical assistance, I assume he's refering to a kick in the nads. He can do it too!

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New Geeks on the Block / Re: Hey Guys
« on: August 20, 2010, 07:28:50 AM »
Hi! Loved you in the Matrix!

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Anarchy / Re: Facebook
« on: August 20, 2010, 07:25:53 AM »
In case no body got that, it's banshee.bapf@gaymale.com


You are talking about the barnyard animal porn forum right???

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Political Opinions / Re: Lying covered by First Amendment ?
« on: August 20, 2010, 07:05:18 AM »

If the First Amendment now covers lies, how are courts going to operate at all?

That's easy. They'll say this ruling was actually a lie.

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Writer's Block / Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
« on: August 20, 2010, 07:03:16 AM »
Try putting oignons on that sucker

Maybe he won't touch it
Don't kock it till you try it
Try putting oignons on that sucker
Worked for Lacerda

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Flamer's Corner / Re: Quitting Smoking
« on: August 17, 2010, 10:21:55 PM »
Alcohol can be made quickly, easily, and fairly cheap.

That's true. In prison they make it where they crap. I always wondered if that was one of the reason they need to keep drinking it. To forget where it came from.

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Anarchy / Re: Facebook
« on: August 17, 2010, 10:15:11 PM »
stupid

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New Geeks on the Block / Re: Hello my fellow geeks
« on: August 17, 2010, 10:14:01 PM »
*wispers* PB, I think that's gay talk...

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