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Anarchy / Re: Tastes like purple
« on: November 25, 2014, 10:00:56 AM »
Maybe a bit of a periwinkle after-taste, but...

Any online profile found when searching for "Thunder3Davis".

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Anarchy / Re: MAKING A VIDEO GAME-NEED HELP
« on: November 24, 2014, 06:31:01 PM »
Yeah, I hate that too... except, not.

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Anarchy / Re: MAKING A VIDEO GAME-NEED HELP
« on: November 24, 2014, 08:40:58 AM »
Good!
<TROLL>I'm excited to finally be working in the world of Visual Basic game programming again. Please send me your contact info to: gotoKing@RentAnAncientGeek.com and I'll let you know my rates.</TROLL>


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Anarchy / Re: MAKING A VIDEO GAME-NEED HELP
« on: November 23, 2014, 02:03:42 PM »
I only work on games written in Visual Basic.  Is that what you're writing it in?
Also, do you own handguns and brandish them in pictures online?

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: #HN Bash
« on: November 18, 2014, 12:24:19 PM »
I think Shifty broke the interwebs.

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New Geeks on the Block / Re: Rawr
« on: November 17, 2014, 02:11:04 PM »
A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says,'I suppose you won't be needing a drink.' Naked lady says..


Welcome.

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Entertainment / I like my _______ like I like my ______.
« on: November 10, 2014, 09:40:53 AM »
cat changed the topic to: I like my men like I like my weather. GO.
11:08:34 AM   cat  Destructive
11:10:14 AM   cat  Seasonal
11:31:23 AM   cat  In like a lion, out like a lamb
11:31:44 AM   cat  Covered by insurance
11:31:58 AM   cat  Different in every part of the country
1:55:22 PM   BizB  making puddles.
1:55:53 PM   BizB  blowing me hard
3:26:57 PM   MFS  coming fast
3:27:30 PM   MFS  strong enough to rip the shingles off my roof
3:27:44 PM   MFS  something everyone complains about
3:27:45 PM   hackess  Blustery.
3:27:53 PM   MFS  calm
3:28:14 PM   MFS  leading to home repairs
3:29:45 PM   MFS  predicted by scientists
3:29:51 PM   MFS  observed by satellites
3:29:59 PM   hackess  Brought up in polite conversation.
3:30:00 PM   MFS  here today, gone tomorrow
3:30:15 PM   hackess  All I talk about with my dad.
3:30:20 PM   MFS  ruining farmers financially
3:30:43 PM   BizB  cold at night and hot at noon
3:31:02 PM   MFS  able to kill thousands
3:31:26 PM   BizB  nearly as dangerous as religion
3:31:30 PM   MFS  computer modeled
3:31:54 PM   BizB  unpredictable beyond today
3:32:19 PM   hackess  Delaying sporting event
3:32:20 PM   hackess  s
3:32:42 PM   MFS  visible on doppler radar
3:32:53 PM   MFS  causing warning sirens to go off
3:33:18 PM   hackess  LOL
3:33:36 PM   MFS  described daily by Al Roker
3:33:40 PM   BizB  giving me inches and inches until I cry mercy
3:33:48 PM   MFS  *spittake*
3:33:52 PM   hackess  Making me get a shovel.
3:34:03 PM   MFS  ruining everything
3:34:08 PM   BizB  two words: ice dam
3:34:20 PM   MFS  flooding my basement :demo:
3:34:26 PM   BizB  ^
3:34:51 PM   MFS  causing me to purchase all new weather stripping
3:35:04 PM   BizB  deciding which hobby I partake in
3:35:23 PM   BizB  fetching me a beer from the fridge (if only)
3:35:26 PM   MFS  robbing me of fuel efficiency
3:35:31 PM   hackess  Forcing me to wear extra layers
3:35:39 PM   BizB  givening me shivers
3:35:48 PM   MFS  making things slippery
3:35:58 PM   BizB  *golf clap*
3:36:05 PM   MFS  *snicker*
3:36:20 PM   MFS  bringing hoar frost?
3:36:40 PM   MFS  HOARY
3:37:02 PM   MFS  causing entire species of animals to migrate
3:37:03 PM   BizB  shown on TVs all across America every evening... for about 7 minutes.
3:37:51 PM   MFS  Regarded as a sign from the gods by primitives
3:38:47 PM   BizB  dumping me on my ass about once every 3 years
3:39:01 PM   hackess  Dreary
3:39:04 PM   BizB  that one is too true
3:39:18 PM   hackess  Wet
3:39:27 PM   MFS  40F
3:39:40 PM   hackess  so, refrigerated?
3:39:47 PM   MFS  sure!
3:40:29 PM   BizB  gripping my soul with bony fingers of ice and twisting my heart until it lay in a puddle on the ground... beating. beating.
3:40:52 PM   BizB  </emo>
5:38:22 PM   BizB  ...capable of making the leaves fall from the trees
5:49:29 PM   MFS  making my potatoes freeze solid
5:49:54 PM   MFS  causing me to want hot soup and white russians
5:51:18 PM   BizB  makes me want to stay in on a Saturday night

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Entertainment / Re: Earliest Gaming Memory
« on: November 10, 2014, 09:38:00 AM »
I also played pong as my first game. It was a great Christmas that year!

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Anarchy / Re: Dopplegangers
« on: November 02, 2014, 04:22:23 PM »
Hugh Laurie.
Kenny Loggins.

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Hardware, Software, and Other Imperialist Crap / Mobile Wallet Wars
« on: October 27, 2014, 08:21:45 AM »
Everyone thought the Apple Pay functionality would finally bring the mobile wallet war to a standstill. With a powerhouse like Apple setting the standard, it should be a no brainer for everyone else to follow suit, right?

Wrong.

http://www.businessinsider.com/cvs-stores-reportedly-shut-down-apple-pay-support-2014-10
http://www.businessinsider.com/walmart-war-against-apple-pay-the-iphone-payments-system-2014-10

Now, the battle's front lines have shifted from...
Credit card companies to carriers
carriers to phone manufacturers
phone manufacturers to operating systems
operating systems to retailers

It's time for an open source solution that can't be blocked.

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New Geeks on the Block / Re: What is this??
« on: October 18, 2014, 08:07:09 PM »
* BizB signs up for Zorgon's newsletter.

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New Geeks on the Block / Re: What is this??
« on: October 17, 2014, 11:27:04 AM »
Was there a forecast for a HURRRRRicane?

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New Geeks on the Block / Re: What is this??
« on: October 17, 2014, 10:47:53 AM »
Damn it! I just found this article moments after posting the above. 

http://www.fastcoexist.com/3037045/want-to-train-your-brain-to-feel-more-compassion-heres-how

Timing IS everything.

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New Geeks on the Block / Re: What is this??
« on: October 17, 2014, 10:45:43 AM »
I'm going to go with "A new person barging into the party and demanding that we all rush out to jump start their car without even telling one joke or showing some nipple."


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Anarchy / Re: Future Seek Links
« on: October 15, 2014, 10:20:20 AM »
Today's reading list:
Flies
http://www.bbc.com/news/health-29596438 -- The more we know, the better off we'll be.
http://www.popsci.com/article/science/how-flies-are-responsible-beers-tasty-fruity-smells  -- more fly news

Beer
http://www.businessinsider.com/scientists-recreate-170-year-old-beer-2014-10?
http://www.popsci.com/article/science/how-flies-are-responsible-beers-tasty-fruity-smells  -- more fly news (Same as above)


http://io9.com/our-planet-just-experienced-the-warmest-six-month-stret-1646120867?  -- This space intentionally left blank
http://www.wired.com/2014/10/robotic-followers/  -- makes me wonder just how long it will take before we find practical uses for every-day robots
https://www.airdog.com/#  -- Linked from the above. I want.
https://medium.com/annual-meeting-of-the-new-champions-2014/top-10-emerging-technologies-2014-e2f15db3ad2 -- TL;DR (yet)
http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap141014.html -- gorgeous
http://www.scientificamerican.com/report/cancer-research-advances/
http://www.exponentialorgs.com/ -- may add this to my reading list
http://sploid.gizmodo.com/new-gulfstream-jets-flight-decks-look-like-sci-fi-space-1646201208/+megneal? -- how the other half (1%) lives
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/10/14/us-usa-housing-foreclosures-insight-idUSKCN0I30BU20141014  -- Thinking about walking away from that mortgage? Think again.

Smart home
http://www.businessinsider.com/jason-johnson-yves-behar-august-founders-2014-10? #1
http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/columnist/baig/2014/10/14/august-lock-is-promising-but-not-something-to-latch-onto/17226179/ -- Another August story.
http://www.engadget.com/2014/10/14/british-gas-hive-connected-home/

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Anarchy / Re: Future Seek Links
« on: October 14, 2014, 08:21:44 AM »
The links I clicked on today...

http://gizmodo.com/samsung-has-made-wi-fi-thats-five-times-faster-due-201-1645593796?  --  Apple will claim they invented it first.
http://www.technologyreview.com/news/531646/instead-of-google-glass-how-about-a-tiny-telescope/  -- Yea!... no.
http://gizmodo.com/remember-how-facebook-is-experimenting-with-friend-to-f-1645607534? -- another one on the pile.
http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap141013.html -- disappointing
http://www.businessinsider.com/diamond-nanothreads-make-space-elevator-2014-10? -- Actually read about this on Sunday thanks to Mark Bruce, but this is a good write up about it.
http://sploid.gizmodo.com/incredible-photo-of-an-f-18-zooming-through-the-golden-1645700221/+ericlimer? -- incredulous, not incredible
http://www.forbes.com/sites/avigilon/2014/10/13/the-digital-physical-world-in-2020/  -- Is your business prepared for this?
http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2014/10/12/peter-thiel-on-apple-mbas-and-startup-creation/17059735/ -- This one will take some time to read (haven't done that yet).
http://time.com/3502215/this-alzheimers-breakthrough-could-be-a-game-changer/?  -- My future is looking like I may remember my past after all.
http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2014/10/welcome-to-prepper-camp/381351/?single_page=true -- I didn't expect this to be about preppers based on the link text. I personally hope I don't survive a catastrophic event like these guys are preparing for.
http://www.vox.com/2014/10/13/6957627/dentist-rip-off They're not anti-Semite, they're anti-Dentite! </Seinfeld>
http://rw.runnersworld.com/sub-2/  -- I used to be a runner...
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/10/141013090227.htm? -- Ummm... already done - mostly (http://www.wolfram.com/)
http://sploid.gizmodo.com/badass-airplane-pilot-extinguishes-truck-fire-with-one-1645598971/+jesusdiaz? - he shoots, he scores!

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It was in 2012, but we've forgiven you.  Well... some of us have.

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Anarchy / Re: Tastes like purple
« on: September 29, 2014, 09:04:40 AM »

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Anarchy / Re: Tastes like purple
« on: September 27, 2014, 02:29:22 PM »
People who act childish when they don't get their way.

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No weapons.

Remember, a duck's bill is a formidable weapon and the wing span would be like 30 feet.

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Would you rather get in a fight with a horse-sized-duck, or 100 duck-sized-horses?
Explain your answer.

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Anarchy / Re: Future Seek Links
« on: September 24, 2014, 07:48:55 AM »
So, your phone - in your pocket - will be able to identify the gesture you just made to do any number of commands? Cool.
http://www.geek.com/science/new-smartphone-gesture-control-system-uses-wireless-transmissions-instead-of-cameras-1605085/

Do your kids a favour and ask them for lots of details when they tell you stories as a toddler.
http://www.businessinsider.com/women-have-better-memories-than-men-2014-9?

If your job involves presenting at a client's location, this might be worth keeping in your laptop bag.
http://gizmodo.com/microsofts-wireless-display-adapter-makes-your-tv-a-sec-1638179841?

The Future Crime Division of your local PD could use your cell phone data to predict crime patterns
http://www.khq.com/story/26606919/researchers-believe-future-crimes-can-be-predicted-by-analyzing-mobile-data


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Hardware, Software, and Other Imperialist Crap / Windows 9 user experience
« on: September 16, 2014, 07:38:36 AM »
http://www.engadget.com/2014/09/15/windows-9-features/?ncid=rss_truncated

Summary: Tiles on the start menu, less W8, more W7, and multi-desktop (more W3.1)

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