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stupid funny pet names
« on: October 27, 2006, 02:43:08 PM »

My friend called her calico Jason and the Argonauts
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Re: stupid funny pet names
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2006, 03:38:45 PM »

My dog answers best to "Stupid".
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Re: stupid funny pet names
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2006, 04:56:00 PM »

My cat's name is Bill.
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Re: stupid funny pet names
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2006, 05:09:03 PM »

I like Hagbard's idea of naming his male kitten 'Vagina' and the female 'Penis'.
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Re: stupid funny pet names
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2006, 05:22:38 PM »

I have a Pembroke Welsh Corgi named "Dot".

We're thinking of getting another and naming her "Dash".

Though I think "Pixel" would be a good alternate.
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Re: stupid funny pet names
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2006, 05:30:40 PM »

I have a Rottweiler named Einstein.  My next dog will be either Vader or Yoda.
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Re: stupid funny pet names
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2006, 06:43:53 PM »

My chinchilla's name is Rasputin. He is so cute and fluffy.
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Re: stupid funny pet names
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2006, 08:11:17 PM »

My cat's name is Cleo but she also responds to Fat Ass.
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Re: stupid funny pet names
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2006, 02:13:45 AM »

My dog's name is Muppet.

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Re: stupid funny pet names
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2006, 12:23:22 PM »

My cat's name is Drake
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Re: stupid funny pet names
« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2006, 06:30:40 PM »

My cat doesn't respond to a name, although he has trained me to respond to "Meow, meow meow, Meow Mew."
Although i tried to call him "Lucky" for a while, which was probably what made him snap.
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Re: stupid funny pet names
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2006, 10:23:56 PM »

I have a dog named Herman.
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Re: stupid funny pet names
« Reply #12 on: October 29, 2006, 07:31:15 AM »

Name of my budgies:
Chip Chip (Yeah... I came up with that one  :oops:)
Naboo (RIP)
Cookie

When I was a kid, I gave my cat stupid names like...
Ketchup chip
Pumpkin seed
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Re: stupid funny pet names
« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2006, 08:05:19 AM »

I have a turtle named Wulfgar, an iguana named Grievous (though we refer to him as the General), and a cat named Tybalt. We also have two lovebirds and another cat, but they have pathetically normal names as it wasn't me who named them. The lovebirds are Jim Dear and Darling (ecchh) and the cat is Pumpkin. Gross.
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Re: stupid funny pet names
« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2006, 05:10:57 PM »

Had a pair of cats, brothers. I called one Rigor and the other Mortis.

Ironically, I believe both ran away and/or were run over. (I know we found one...)
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Re: stupid funny pet names
« Reply #15 on: October 30, 2006, 12:02:02 AM »

I had a cat named Necronomicon once, and his name was a fitting one given his effect upon my sanity.
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Re: stupid funny pet names
« Reply #16 on: October 31, 2006, 04:43:45 AM »

My cat's name is Cleo but she also responds to Fat Ass.

My MIL has a cat named Cleocatra, Cleo for short.

I have a dog named Bear, don't have a bear named Dog.  I have another dog named Scooter, but I don't have a scooter named Another Dog.

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Re: stupid funny pet names
« Reply #17 on: October 31, 2006, 10:55:20 AM »

I had a cat named Necronomicon once, and his name was a fitting one given his effect upon my sanity.

Hey, I've been to Necronomicon. That officially makes me the coolest chick you'll ever meet. I like the dog named Muppet, that's good. I may steal that one at some point.

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Re: stupid funny pet names
« Reply #18 on: November 01, 2006, 02:12:41 PM »

I have two dogs named Honey and Myrtle, names that I did not choose.  Both answer to "dummy," though, and that name I did choose.
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Re: stupid funny pet names
« Reply #19 on: November 06, 2006, 09:58:27 PM »

My cat answers to "Rakker". If she wishes to, at least.
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Re: stupid funny pet names
« Reply #20 on: November 08, 2006, 11:57:03 PM »

two turtles:

ozymandias and major-major.
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Re: stupid funny pet names
« Reply #21 on: November 09, 2006, 12:32:16 AM »

two turtles:

ozymandias and major-major.

Watchmen reference?
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Re: stupid funny pet names
« Reply #22 on: November 09, 2006, 08:42:23 PM »

My cat is named Trixie. Not too funny, or too stupid. I wuv my kitty!  :-D
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Re: stupid funny pet names
« Reply #23 on: November 10, 2006, 01:44:11 PM »

My cat is named Charlie, but I like to call him Charles  :-D

There's a pic of me holding him in my user gallery.
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Re: stupid funny pet names
« Reply #24 on: November 10, 2006, 01:53:16 PM »

He looks exactly like my cat, Disney.

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