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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #650 on: December 12, 2008, 12:33:22 PM »

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #651 on: December 12, 2008, 02:56:13 PM »

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #652 on: December 12, 2008, 05:52:08 PM »

Pff, the only one of us who actually HAS their own pic!


Anyway...HECTAR!!

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #653 on: December 14, 2008, 09:20:55 PM »

I call shenanigans!  You're not an FBI agent!  You're a d00d.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #654 on: December 15, 2008, 02:40:03 PM »

Pics or it didn't happen.

Yes, that got me.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #655 on: December 17, 2008, 05:00:18 AM »

2. Does the "Depends" option mean it depends on the situation, or that you use Dependstm and thus do not require the use of a stall?
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #656 on: December 17, 2008, 11:02:51 AM »

True, but most of them are not Canadian. But almost ALL Canadians are Canadian. That's a lot.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #657 on: December 18, 2008, 02:34:47 PM »

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #658 on: December 18, 2008, 05:16:54 PM »

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #659 on: December 19, 2008, 02:20:49 PM »

I file this thread under "F".  For "toy".
I'm not sure why but it made me laugh until I snorted.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #660 on: December 21, 2008, 01:29:45 PM »

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #661 on: December 21, 2008, 01:37:22 PM »

You did. I can see into the past, the future, and your nderwear.
« Last Edit: December 21, 2008, 01:39:00 PM by 12AX7 »
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #662 on: December 21, 2008, 01:40:26 PM »

I didn't say you had to be wearing them.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #663 on: December 21, 2008, 01:42:08 PM »

Nothing, until you put them on. But that has nothing to do with what I can see.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #664 on: December 21, 2008, 01:49:21 PM »

I guess I will stop wearing them now.

  Then my work here is complete.

So tell me, how does one acquire the ability to see into "the past, the future, and [my] nderwear" ?

  Why, by saying so online, of course. ( SHH! and here's a tip:...It doesn't really even have to be in boldface.)
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #665 on: December 22, 2008, 06:02:58 AM »

. . . Which just makes you look like you have special needs.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #666 on: December 22, 2008, 07:46:24 PM »

Math jokes, the first sine of madness.

Bravo!

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #667 on: December 29, 2008, 08:20:33 PM »

I don't think I like the same kinda cock you guys like...

Someone mentioned somewhere and alas there are only a few fragments such as these left.

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NASCAR NEWS...Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew
« Reply #668 on: December 30, 2008, 06:18:31 PM »

NASCAR NEWS...Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew

 

This announcement
Followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of the government's scheme to
Employ Harlem youngsters.


The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how
Unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less
Than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew
Could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech
Equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's
Management team as most races are won or lost in the pits. However-Gordon
Got more than he bargained for!

 

At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew
Able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they
Had changed the paint scheme, altered the Vin number, and sold the car to
Dale Jr. For 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff
Gordon's wife in the shower.


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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #669 on: December 31, 2008, 02:32:58 AM »

Oh, obamaCLOCK....I thought it was...never mind.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #670 on: January 05, 2009, 02:22:18 AM »

You may want to consult a pediatrician.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #671 on: January 06, 2009, 11:41:59 AM »

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #672 on: January 07, 2009, 08:10:44 AM »

Drowning his sorrows in bottles of Pedialyte®.
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Old enough to know better.
Apparently not wise enough.

And who says with age come's wisdom?

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #673 on: January 09, 2009, 11:31:37 AM »

And I thought Pin-ups for Vets would have been dog on cat porn.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #674 on: January 11, 2009, 10:13:21 AM »

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