Topic: I have- (Read 9351 times)

Daquirius! · « **on:** February 27, 2007, 10:33:16 PM »

-travelled for a long time through this internet in search of a place where I can settle and once again feel the warmth of an intertronic community.

SUBSTANTIAL THOUGHT PROVOKING POSTS TO COME!

Daquirius! · « **Reply #1 on:** February 27, 2007, 10:42:52 PM »

In retrospect, I probabaly should have provided some information about myself to aid in your immediate judgment of me.

I am a 20 year old Army soldier. I hate it just a little more than I hate cutting my own wiener off for fun and profit. Minus the profit. I enjoy searching the internets for things of great amusement and I also enjoy watching violent TV shows and movies and also cartoons drawn by horny Japanese men. I used to built plastic models until I realized it was a cry for help, my own inner self attempting to tell me that my whole world was filled with false models and bad painting skills. I have persevered, however, and now I make comics about opinionated robots, hyper-intelligent zombies, feminist pirates and ninjas. Also there is another robot, but he is a sex offender. I wrote some short stories, but they weren't very good. Someone put them in a magazine and gave me $.25 for each word and I made thirty-three dollars and ninety cents. Figure that one out!

Okay, I hope to be your best friend very soon!

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #2 on:** February 27, 2007, 11:51:07 PM »

Ahoy there new one! Welcome to the Geekery, now that I'm reasonably sure you aren't one of those godawful broken spambots that seem drawn to our humble forum like flies to a dead hobo's body in the sweltering heat of a midsummer's afternoon...

BizB · « **Reply #3 on:** February 28, 2007, 07:30:58 AM »

Wow... potential realized.

Semper F... huh?
Oh...
Aim Hig... not that one either?
Ok...
It can't be "Go Navy". Perhaps it's "I wasn't that smart and I didn't apply myself so now I'm stuck in Iraq."

In any case, welcome and don't die.

Daquirius! · « **Reply #4 on:** February 28, 2007, 08:58:24 AM »

Well I am seriously delighted by such warm words! Also, I'm not stuck in Iraq because, partly I think, I'm not cool enough! I am stuck in Fort Riley, Kansas! Minus dudes constantly trying to blow you and themselves up, I think it's just a bit worse.

So tell me, what kind of nonesensical traditions and expected behaviors should I know about before I make a fool of myself?

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #5 on:** February 28, 2007, 09:16:08 AM »

Well we do have the occasional human sacrifice, black masses first friday of the month...hmmm...I've been fundraising for a head-launching...we occasionally have little festivals called 'Evonus Bashings'. After you reach OT3 there are additional rituals you'll have to perform daily to join our psychic barrier keeping Cthulhu and various other interested and malevolent (worse than us) third parties from breaking into our plane. I'll add more as I think of them, it's still early.

xolik · « **Reply #6 on:** February 28, 2007, 11:10:08 AM »

Ok, I like this guy.

BizB · « **Reply #7 on:** February 28, 2007, 11:33:55 AM »

Quote from: Daquirius! on February 28, 2007, 08:58:24 AM

So tell me, what kind of nonesensical traditions and expected behaviors should I know about before I make a fool of myself?

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ivan · « **Reply #8 on:** February 28, 2007, 12:52:59 PM »

Quote from: Daquirius! on February 27, 2007, 10:42:52 PM

Someone put them in a magazine and gave me $.25 for each word and I made thirty-three dollars and ninety cents. Figure that one out!

They must've dinged you for contractions.
^--- ^--- ^- ^---- ^-- ^-- ^---------
.25 + .25 + .125 + .25 + .25 + .25 + .25 = $1.63

Daquirius! · « **Reply #9 on:** February 28, 2007, 12:56:31 PM »

What fun I bet we'll have! I'm going to work really hard on those thought provoking posts I mentioned earlier, okay?

pbsaurus · « **Reply #10 on:** February 28, 2007, 01:08:59 PM »

Howdy n00b. I used to melt my army men with a lighter and WD-40 when I was a kid.

Daquirius! · « **Reply #11 on:** February 28, 2007, 01:14:45 PM »

I assure you, I melt just as easy!

pbsaurus · « **Reply #12 on:** February 28, 2007, 01:17:25 PM »

Strangely the witch dolls I had didn't melt when I dumped water on them.

Daquirius! · « **Reply #13 on:** February 28, 2007, 01:25:31 PM »

Maybe this is some innuendo about how soldiers die more easier than witches?!

Also, why did you have witch dolls? Man, who has those?!

ivan · « **Reply #14 on:** February 28, 2007, 01:25:52 PM »

Which dolls?

pbsaurus · « **Reply #15 on:** February 28, 2007, 01:26:39 PM »

I had doctor dolls too.

ivan · « **Reply #16 on:** February 28, 2007, 01:28:02 PM »

Wich doctor dolls?

xolik · « **Reply #17 on:** February 28, 2007, 01:28:49 PM »

Quote from: Daquirius! on February 28, 2007, 01:25:31 PM

Maybe this is some innuendo about how soldiers die more easier than witches?!

Also, why did you have witch dolls? Man, who has those?!

These guys do: http://www.harpiesbizarre.com/collectibles-dolls.htm

Daquirius! · « **Reply #18 on:** February 28, 2007, 01:30:36 PM »

Quote from: Ivan

Wich doctor dolls?

Doctor, Which Witch?

I am not as clever a wordslinger. I'll try harder!

And also, those people are pretty neat!

milifist · « **Reply #19 on:** February 28, 2007, 01:37:24 PM »

Dr. Which (Dr. Who’s indecisive older brother).

pbsaurus · « **Reply #20 on:** February 28, 2007, 01:57:14 PM »

Stay away from his cousin Orderly Why.

ivan · « **Reply #21 on:** February 28, 2007, 03:09:43 PM »

However, Nurse When is very responsive.

ivan · « **Reply #22 on:** February 28, 2007, 03:10:22 PM »

As is Nurse Where.

Daquirius! · « **Reply #23 on:** February 28, 2007, 03:31:22 PM »

I know right? I had surgery from Doctor What and it was terrible! Where did my lungs go?

ivan · « **Reply #24 on:** February 28, 2007, 03:37:56 PM »

Ask Medical Student What.

Medical Student What???

HOW DARE YOU!

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