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Re: Who would win?
« Reply #50 on: September 10, 2007, 05:10:16 AM »

Ghandi was 5'3"
Lincoln was 6'4"

Stop spouting crap about which you have absolutely no fucking idea.


This works in Ghandi's favour if he happens to be a biter. 

My money's on Ghandi.

This, of course, going on the assumption that he suddenly dropped pacifism. Also, Abe Lincoln was all gangly and awkward. I'm sure Ghandi has much better dexterity and agility, which would work greatly in his favour. And let's not forget that endurance.
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Re: Who would win?
« Reply #51 on: September 10, 2007, 08:15:43 AM »

Lincoln ate regular meals, Gandhi was often pretty starved as I recall. Plus wasn't Lincoln a boxer/wrestler or something?
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Re: Who would win?
« Reply #52 on: September 10, 2007, 08:35:54 AM »

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Re: Who would win?
« Reply #53 on: September 10, 2007, 04:17:54 PM »

Yeah, so now we've got a plus six foot tall wrassler versus a short starving pacifist...
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Re: Who would win?
« Reply #54 on: September 10, 2007, 04:48:20 PM »

Yeah, so now we've got a plus six foot tall wrassler versus a short starving pacifist...

Does the word "wiry" mean nothing to you people?
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Re: Who would win?
« Reply #55 on: September 11, 2007, 11:59:43 AM »

Is it a boxing match or a steet fight? And do they get to use weapons?
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Re: Who would win?
« Reply #56 on: September 11, 2007, 12:06:35 PM »

I can't imagine how the answer to any of those questions could possibly sway my opinion about a 6'4" former grappler versus a 5'3" pacifist.
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Re: Who would win?
« Reply #57 on: September 11, 2007, 12:24:23 PM »



Edit : Are those Halo guns? Pretty hard to find pictures of Ghandi doing anything violent. My money's on Abe.
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Re: Who would win?
« Reply #58 on: September 11, 2007, 01:41:22 PM »

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Re: Who would win?
« Reply #59 on: September 14, 2007, 03:07:16 AM »

I can't imagine how the answer to any of those questions could possibly sway my opinion about a 6'4" former grappler versus a 5'3" pacifist.

Well height and reach are important, remember the celebrity boxing match between Manute Bol and William 'The Fridge' Perry?  Manute won handily.
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