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Author Topic: Hello all I am Elsa  (Read 3556 times)

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Hello all I am Elsa
« on: September 06, 2007, 12:00:34 PM »
Just joined will someone show me around?
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Re: Hello all I am Elsa
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2007, 12:06:51 PM »
Hello.
Welcome.

I've never seen an around.  I do have a nice pictar of aroundtoit, though.
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Re: Hello all I am Elsa
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2007, 12:21:27 PM »
Hey elsa.
Pictures work, but tell us something about yourself.
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Re: Hello all I am Elsa
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2007, 05:30:50 PM »
is anyone around?
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Re: Hello all I am Elsa
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2007, 05:41:18 PM »
What's with the camwhore shots as your sig?
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Re: Hello all I am Elsa
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2007, 06:52:47 PM »
That's really fucking annoying.  I'd suggest you remove them before one of the mods does it for you.
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Re: Hello all I am Elsa
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2007, 08:35:39 PM »
I guess I missed them. Welcome to The Geekery, Elsa. What can I do for you?
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Re: Hello all I am Elsa
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2007, 06:13:35 AM »
Quote from: xolik on September 06, 2007, 05:41:18 PM
What's with the camwhore shots as your sig?

Damn, i never catch those things before they are removed!

Welcome.
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Re: Hello all I am Elsa
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2007, 02:21:30 PM »
Quote from: Paladin on September 07, 2007, 06:13:35 AM
Damn, i never catch those things before they are removed!

Welcome.

You didn't miss much. Just the typical "I think if I use angle shots while looking up at the camera it will take to focus off my belly and onto my tits" shit. You can find this revolutionary tactic on just about every profile on any social engineering site.
« Last Edit: September 07, 2007, 02:23:13 PM by xolik »
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Re: Hello all I am Elsa
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2007, 05:34:58 PM »
You forgot 'adjust the contrast so nobody can see my skin imperfections'.
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Re: Hello all I am Elsa
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2007, 08:35:08 PM »
Was it one of the "MySpace" angle shots? Where when you see the person irl they weigh like 400lbs?
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Re: Hello all I am Elsa
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2007, 12:37:09 AM »
Probably. But that's just a guess.  :roll:
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Re: Hello all I am Elsa
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2007, 11:53:51 AM »
Quote from: d_money on September 08, 2007, 08:35:08 PM
Was it one of the "MySpace" angle shots? Where when you see the person irl they weigh like 400lbs?

No it was four or five of them stacked on top of each other so you had to scroll down forever.  But I assure you she doesn't weigh 400.  110 at the outside.
« Last Edit: September 09, 2007, 11:56:03 AM by dcrog »
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Old enough to know better.
Apparently not wise enough.

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Re: Hello all I am Elsa
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2007, 08:11:54 AM »
Maybe she's one of those girls that wears those shirts that say "I love nerds" and she is just coming here to try and seduce us.
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Re: Hello all I am Elsa
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2007, 09:39:58 AM »
That's not acceptable.  If that's what happens, I will press the Stop Sauce button immediately!
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Re: Hello all I am Elsa
« Reply #15 on: September 14, 2007, 03:43:07 AM »
Damn, where has Lacerda been anyway?
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