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« on: September 06, 2007, 08:57:35 AM »
Greetings fellow geeks,
i come in peace

Hi, my name is polaris, and i am a geek
*all together* hi polaris

I am a writer, the irony lies in my inability to spell, dealing mostly with screenplays, and short stories (i am currently trying to write a saga of zombie films) in my spare time (when not studying, or reading, or pretending to study)
I am a cyber athlete (i majored in nintendo, minored in playstation)
i watched HACKERS this afternoon, great film
ah, what else.
I play MAGIC,
i have an unlimited sperman comic from the 80's and a special edition resident evil 4 controller shaped like a chain saw

thats it
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Re: rank: annoying newbie
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2007, 09:13:39 AM »
Hi.  Welcome.

I have high expectations from you in the grammar/punctuation/spelling area since you claim to be a writer.

What's your favourite limerick?
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« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2007, 09:31:26 AM »
well, my grammer etc. is alright mostly.
although, i dislike capital letters and quotation marks.

There was a young lady called Jenny
whose limericks weren’t worth a penny.
Her technique was sound,
but she always found
that when she tried to write any
she’d end up with one line too many.
-Anon

In an exam on the United States
I got ten out of 10 for the dates
But to my constant shame
The President’s Name
Was Bill Clinton
And not Bill Gates
-JPT
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Re: rank: annoying newbie
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2007, 11:30:48 AM »
Quote from: polaris on September 06, 2007, 09:31:26 AM
well, my grammer etc. is alright mostly.

*Sigh*
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« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2007, 04:47:02 PM »
That was spelling squirrely.

Welcome both of you.
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Old enough to know better.
Apparently not wise enough.

And who says with age come's wisdom?

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« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2007, 05:22:06 PM »
Point taken :-)
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Re: rank: annoying newbie
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2007, 08:34:47 PM »
Welcome to The Geekery! Now for your first test:

Are Llanowar Elves much more than a poor man's Birds Of Paradise? </nerd>
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« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2007, 06:21:05 AM »
Nice limericks, but since i'm kind of a fan of  zombie films, i hope you manage to get those screenplays of yours into production. Or publish them. Or post parts of them (but here my fellow geeks might disagree).

Welcome.
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« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2007, 10:05:35 AM »
ok, ok
i admit it
i can't spell
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« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2007, 10:45:50 AM »
Apparently your shift key doesn't work, either. :roll:
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« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2007, 11:55:56 PM »
i don't like using capital letters
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« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2007, 12:31:57 AM »
I don't like reading posts made by lazy fucking noobs.
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« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2007, 10:17:20 AM »
Wow.. pretty rude.  If you don't like reading posts, skip them.  Or maybe you could skip the nub form all together and save yourself the aggrivation.  Being a douche bag isn't a very nice way to welcome new members.
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« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2007, 10:40:20 AM »
Quote from: Agent_Tachyon on September 08, 2007, 12:31:57 AM
I don't like reading posts made by lazy fucking noobs.
I choose not to use capital letters, its not because I am lazy.
I prefer to write without using capital letters.
It's something of a life choose.
No need to be an arse hole.
Isn't the whole point of being a geek, being different?
Only ignorant fucktards actually use the word noob, so...
Burn in the infernal region.
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Re: rank: annoying newbie
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2007, 12:23:01 PM »
Alright guys, cool it.
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« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2007, 12:50:14 PM »
Quote from: mikes1979 on September 08, 2007, 10:17:20 AM
Wow.. pretty rude.  If you don't like reading posts, skip them.  Or maybe you could skip the nub form all together and save yourself the aggrivation.  Being a douche bag isn't a very nice way to welcome new members.

That's the ticket.  Barge into a forum as a complete outsider and start telling the long-term members how to behave.  That'll win friends and influence people.

"aggravation" is speeled with an a, not an i - fyi.
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« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2007, 08:43:08 PM »
I know I've had my flaming from time to time, and the best way is to just correct your mistake and find a new thread to post in, as you've ruined all credibility in the thread you were flamed.

I don't mind seeing a few new guys get fucked with though. It always brightens my day and puts a smile on my face. :-)
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« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2007, 07:37:17 AM »
geekforum.org: Where geeks unite by conformity!
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« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2007, 08:16:45 AM »
The members of project Geekery have no names.
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« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2007, 12:05:33 PM »
I'm not a number! I'm a free man!
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« Reply #20 on: September 10, 2007, 12:06:49 PM »
Whatever you say, 12027.
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« Reply #21 on: September 10, 2007, 03:55:29 PM »
Quote from: Paladin on September 10, 2007, 12:05:33 PM
I'm not a number! I'm a free man!

 :lol:

Priceless. +1
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