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Author Topic: What do you want on your tombstone?  (Read 6773 times)

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What do you want on your tombstone?
« on: October 06, 2007, 03:03:34 AM »
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2007, 08:13:06 AM »
Sausage.
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2007, 09:23:14 AM »
I think Demo posted this one a long time ago:

Here lies Lester Moore
Four slugs from a .44
No Les No More.

There's more here.
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2007, 01:16:28 PM »
The three of clubs with "Is this your card?" underneath.
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2007, 03:18:17 PM »
I need detta's Family Circus sig image to accompany this one.

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2007, 03:36:43 PM »



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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2007, 02:33:48 PM »
Funny page Chris:

I like this one:

Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:
Born 1903--Died 1942
Looked up the elevator shaft to see if
the car was on the way down. It was.

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2007, 03:26:39 PM »
Sausage and pepperoni.  But I like Tony's better than Tombstone.
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2007, 07:07:27 AM »
 :-o

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2007, 12:52:57 AM »
Quote from: Detta on October 06, 2007, 08:13:06 AM
Sausage.

Ditto...only I would have to add "cheese" to mine.
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2007, 12:26:20 PM »
I'd like virgin sacrifices on mine.
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2007, 09:42:00 PM »
Quote from: pbsaurus on October 10, 2007, 12:26:20 PM
I'd like virgins sacrifices on mine.
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2007, 06:58:52 AM »
Here's one for you.
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2007, 10:13:56 AM »
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2007, 10:34:02 AM »
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
« Reply #15 on: October 11, 2007, 07:10:09 PM »
I can't use quotes, but this is close enough.
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
« Reply #16 on: October 12, 2007, 07:00:40 AM »
See, I think it's funnier if we come up with the text for other people's tombstones instead of our own.

Lacerda

He shocked us all
He was a dude after all

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
« Reply #17 on: October 12, 2007, 01:54:53 PM »
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He tried to rhyme the same word with itself
even though there's a free online rhyming dictionary right on the bookshelf.
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
« Reply #18 on: October 12, 2007, 03:58:18 PM »
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
« Reply #19 on: October 12, 2007, 04:16:42 PM »
Evonus

He's not here anymore,
his antics were occasionally a bore.

He might have been murdered by a whore.

Whoa maybe he really was. This isn't funny! ABORT! ABORT! But not like a baby, because that's only occasionally funny, and I don't have anything of that magnitude on me at present. A-WORD! A-WORD! A-TEAM! B.A. BARACUS! CUT DOWN THOSE MAHFUCKIN TREES!
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
« Reply #20 on: October 12, 2007, 04:23:47 PM »
Great.

Now you've gone and insulted the trees.
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
« Reply #21 on: October 12, 2007, 05:08:56 PM »
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
« Reply #22 on: October 12, 2007, 05:24:52 PM »
Hi ivan!  :)
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
« Reply #23 on: October 12, 2007, 06:25:03 PM »
Hi, Detta!  :)
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
« Reply #24 on: October 12, 2007, 07:12:07 PM »
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