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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #400 on: December 09, 2008, 01:13:44 AM »
Quote from: ihatecliches on December 09, 2008, 01:05:09 AM
True. Should I have?

Not necessarily, I just ran out of normal things to ask.

Um, False. Not even sure what it is.

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #401 on: December 09, 2008, 01:20:20 AM »
False. I just like being contradictory.

By the way, read this to learn about Thetan levels: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thetan

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #402 on: December 09, 2008, 04:27:09 AM »
True.

IBTNP knows what black pudding is and wants to try it anyway (if they haven't already).
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #403 on: December 09, 2008, 04:45:47 AM »
True, that's where I got my name from.

IBTNP doesn't have a (legal) Godparent.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #404 on: December 09, 2008, 10:34:30 AM »
True -- I come from a godless family.

IBTNP would oppose a government bailout of Teh Geekery on principle.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #405 on: December 09, 2008, 10:38:34 AM »
False.  THINK OF THE CONSEQUENCES IF THE GEEKERY WERE ALLOWED TO FAIL!

IBTNP never before put the following words next to each other in a sentence before yesterday:  Car Czar.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #406 on: December 09, 2008, 03:44:05 PM »
True.  I saw that this morning and I thought we were all screwed beyond belief...

IBTNP absolutely loathes the CEOS of the "big three."
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #407 on: December 09, 2008, 04:11:22 PM »
Not at all.

IBTNP sometimes looks at the title on this site and reads it as "The Greek Forum", and thereupon indulges in a wry, dry chuckle that draws curious glances from people walking by the open door of his office.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #408 on: December 09, 2008, 04:23:09 PM »
False.  I have no idea what you're talkening about.

IBTNP has read The Chronicles of George.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #409 on: December 09, 2008, 04:33:10 PM »
True.

IBTNP has no idea why you spelled that "talkening" in your last post.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #410 on: December 09, 2008, 04:36:48 PM »
I suspect it's bushtalk. And since that means I have an idea, be it right or wrong, I have to say "false".

IBTNP laughs at danger.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #411 on: December 09, 2008, 07:01:11 PM »
False. I work 3rd shift. Cold rainy days are the best days for me to get sleep.

IBTNP likes Dostoevsky.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #412 on: December 09, 2008, 07:08:45 PM »
Can't say. I'm admittedly uncultured when it comes to russian lit; I've read Anna Karenina because I had to for class, but that's it.

IBTNP reads at least three books for pleasure each year.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #413 on: December 09, 2008, 08:30:47 PM »
True...I read at least three for pleasure a month, usually more.

IBTNP has a copy of the Dark Knight already.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #414 on: December 11, 2008, 01:02:47 AM »
True. I think... I don't rightly remember though. All I remember is I applied to 2 universities and got accepted to 3.

IBTNP likes egg nog.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #415 on: December 11, 2008, 01:05:28 AM »
True.

IBTNP spikes the egg nog and doesn't tell anyone.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #416 on: December 11, 2008, 02:21:50 AM »
False. I tell everyone.

IBTNPTP is traveling this holiday season.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #417 on: December 11, 2008, 03:17:53 AM »
FALSE.

Everyone I want to see this holiday season is receiving a festively decorated web cam and detailed illustrated color coded instructions on how to contact me with it. Resistance is futile.

IBTNP has two sets of porn. The set they think their friends will think is cool and the set they hope no actually knows they enjoy.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #418 on: December 11, 2008, 03:20:07 AM »
False. I have the internet.

IBTNP has at least one story of holiday fail.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #419 on: December 11, 2008, 09:00:55 AM »
True. I couldnt quite understand why everyone elses costume was...um...noooo waaayy...

IBTNP hasnt used latex gloves other than Doctor Doctor games...
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #420 on: December 11, 2008, 03:58:15 PM »
False.

Dissections in Biology class way back in middle and highschool. Squids and pig eyes. I think we might have even done frogs.

IBTNP is not fully clothed while typing their post.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #421 on: December 11, 2008, 03:59:05 PM »
False.  Although, fully is relative...

IBTNP dislikes people who wear underly excessive clothing.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #422 on: December 11, 2008, 04:14:03 PM »
True, I hate anything underly excessive.

TNP does not reside in the Western Hemisphere.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #423 on: December 11, 2008, 04:33:46 PM »
False. I am a dog of the western world.

IBTNP has seen Ghostbusters recently.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #424 on: December 11, 2008, 04:37:31 PM »
False, it's been probably a year at least since I last saw them.

IBTNP wastes more time on cracked.com than on 4chan or any 4chan-like message board.
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