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Author Topic: Printing Made Easy  (Read 10371 times)

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Printing Made Easy
« on: January 31, 2003, 08:41:49 PM »

I have a printer. I have a printer that sits in my basement that's hooked up to a crappy computer that I refer to as the "print server", whiles others refer to it as their "portal to the internet". Either way, there's still a printer down there even if there isn't a printer server, or a portal to the internet. (I've been looking for a while for this 'portal' thing and still haven't found it. I've searched the wall and the floor and nothing.) This printer of mine has lately been naughty (That's also not why it's down in the basement for all of you with sick minds.) when it comes to printing simple things out, such as gay porn, porn, pictures of dead animals, and even text encrypted with satanic messages. They simply wouldn't print out right. I got enough money to go out to the local computer store (Which is about 25 minutes away - not quite local) and buy a brand new printer cartridge. "Great!", I thought, "Now I can print out all the satanic messages I want without hassle!".

No. It wasn't going to let me out that easy. Now I get inverted colors and messages from God through the printer. The inverted color thing was cool, but then when I started getting messages that seemed to be signed, "-God." that was the end of the line, I couldn't take it anymore.

Luckily for me the internet delivered just like it always does when looking for stuff like Britney Spears naked. I checked my email about an hour ago, and along with an email that read, "Chris! Increase your breast size up to 10%!" I found the email that changed my life. FINALLY something that I could use coming right to my very own email account! PRAISE ALLAH!
 

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It's got everything. There are very few things that acknowledge Satan’s birthday, and this has it! Along with Christmas Trees and right up there with the Menorah it has a burning telephone pole to symbolize the birth of Satan almost 3000 years ago! WOW! WOW!! WOW!!!

After providing them with my Social Security Number, credit card information, and various other information that they needed before I could even enter their site, I was quickly on an order form for the Satan Print Server. After ordering it, I got about 10 confirmation emails stating that I would get it within 10 days - I got it in 3 days! Installation was easy, all you had to do is open the box, put it on your computer desk and it will do the rest for you. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO OPEN YOUR CD ROM FOR THE PROGRAM TO LOAD!

If you're tired of dealing with printer ink, or any other stupid "print server" that claims it will let you share a printer to your sole and doesn't deliver, get the Print Studio Suite! You're family and Satan will thank you many times!
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Re: Printing Made Easy
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2009, 12:18:26 AM »

Actually I am looking for a good printer features, I should try this one: Print Studio Suite.


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Re: Printing Made Easy
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2009, 03:44:17 AM »


  Well. I was going to ban his fashionista azz; but my Ban Page has no radio buttons...
 The choices are all there; you just can't pick any. Whassupwidat?

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